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That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever.

rogers park bryan wrote:

That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever.

Indeed. This year is starting off poorly for him...

Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever.

Indeed. This year is starting off poorly for him...

The North thing should be right in his wheelhouse....

It's........not getting any better. Why don't you go get some air...

I think, out of respect, you'd ask him to restructure the remaing year or two of his contract. If that doesn't work, well....

Do you guys really read these "Plays" ?

It's not for lack of effort. It's called being bad at posting fake dialogue.

Do you also click on his links?

rogers park bryan wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Do you guys really read these "Plays" ?

Yes.

A high percentage of them are good.

Serious? Maybe I'll take a gander at one some day.

KS before you do, just keep in mind who's saying they're good.

Hood didn't go to webio. His demise was due to his torpedoing of Telander and trashing of his bosses. He then went to ESPN1000.

:lol:

The Beardown plays are funnier to parody than to actually read...

good dolphin wrote:

Hood didn't go to webio. His demise was due to his torpedoing of Telander and trashing of his bosses. He then went to ESPN1000.

Wasn't Hood one of the "Mini-Monsters"? Dat's a big fat black guy an' a skinny atletick white guy in case ya din't know. I invented dat.

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Hood didn't go to webio. His demise was due to his torpedoing of Telander and trashing of his bosses. He then went to ESPN1000.

Wasn't Hood one of the "Mini-Monsters"? Dat's a big fat black guy an' a skinny atletick white guy in case ya din't know. I invented dat.

You might be right there and I apologize for my mistake. However, I think Hood had already left the Score and was doing fill in at 1000, so there was no risk for him to try webio.

Author:	Beardown [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:40 am ]
Post subject:	Mike North's Vietnam
This is the story of Mike North and his fearless soldiers as they headed into the foreign land of internet radio to fight an enemy that they couldn't defeat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4VVTEMzj1E&feature=related

Author:	Beardown [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:14 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
North: Da checks are bouncin'!!!! Hernandez is on da run!!! Webio people: Chet: What the hell is going on!!!! Fred: Don't you die on me, George Ofman Jesse: Oh my God!!!! Oh my God!!!! Hood: I'm about to jump out of this helicopter like Weslie Snipes. North: Abort!!!! Abort!!!! Hoood: The fuck you mean abort? You're runnin' this motherfucker!!!! We all quit are jobs to follow your ass!!! North: Oh. Yeah. Come over ta my house and I'ze cut you guys some checks. Don't blame me. I once bought baby formula for a producer. Hood: Motherfucker!!!!

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:16 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
White People: Black People: Asians:

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:20 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
Krazy Ivan wrote: White People: Black People: Asians: Any sane person who appreciates good comedy:

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:24 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever.

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Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:26 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
rogers park bryan wrote: That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever. Indeed. This year is starting off poorly for him...

Author:	spmack [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:26 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
rogers park bryan wrote: That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever. Agreed.

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:28 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
rogers park bryan wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever. Indeed. This year is starting off poorly for him... The North thing should be right in his wheelhouse.... Maybe it's just too easy. He doesn't really have to work hard to find an angle on this one, thus making him lazy. Maybe Bernsteins return on Thursday will help matters...

Author:	Brick [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:30 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
I know that Beardown was very good for a long time for this organization but I think it may be time to cut him and go in a different direction. It happens to all of them eventually. Everyone has a prime and then a steady decline.

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:32 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
I think, out of respect, you'd ask him to restructure the remaing year or two of his contract. If that doesn't work, well....

Author:	Beardown [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:50 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
Later on that day, at Pappy's house... Mike: Ok guys, a grand for all of you. Everybody except Hood: Thanks Pappy!!!! You're the best!!!! Hood: Motherfucker!!!! Bebe: Cookies and Milk, boys!!!! Jesse: Yippy!!!! Yippy!!!! Chet: Ya know, I knew Hernandez was a Mexican and I looked past it. But I'll bet you he's also a god damn J.e.w. We should have looked into that Pappy. Hood: Hey, Chet, we all got wronged here but let's not be anti-semitic. North: Shut up, you god damn black!!!! Chet is right. He probably is a J.ew. Jesse: Hood: The fuck you laughing at? You're Jewish, Jesse. Jesse: Oh yeah. Chet: North: Hood: Motherfuckers

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:53 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
It's........not getting any better. Why don't you go get some air...

Author:	spmack [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:56 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
Krazy Ivan wrote: It's........not getting any better. Why don't you go get some air... He's in denial.

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:02 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
Keeping Score wrote: Do you also click on his links? Never. Those have never been any good...

Author:	Beardown [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:26 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
North: Well guys, dare is a lesson to be learned here. Any guesses? Hood: Never trust a dumb, racist cracker when he pitches you a "get rich quick" scheme that makes no sense and is too good to be true? Jesse: When things go bad, Bebe will always have milk an cookies for us? Chet: Never trust a Mexican J.ew? North: No. Everybody has dare Vietnam. Dats da lesson. Hood, yours was after da OJ trial when yours people rioted. Jesse, yours was at birth when you was born dumb. Chet, yours is when Bernstein discovered that you hated da J.ews and exposed it to Chicago. Well, dis was mine. We all have our vietnam.

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Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:10 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
The Beardown plays are funnier to parody than to actually read...

Author:	Beardown [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:53 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
Everybody except Hood: What happens now, Pappy? What happens now? North: I'm gonna go roll around in my money for a few days and then try to sucker somebody into giving me a TV show. We'll keep in touch. Good luck!!! Hood: What happens between you and me? North: Dare is no more you and me. We part ways never to see each other again. Hood: Motherfucker!!!!! North: Hit it BeBe (Shuts the door on Hood) Bebe: Hits play...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH7JmqpEcWk

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:27 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
This is the end, right?

Author:	Beardown [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:42 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
In all seriousness, I think Hood is the sadest part of it. C'mon. He's known all along that North is a racist dumb ass. Yet he fell for the "get rich quick" scheme when the salary was posed to him. Against his best judment, he followed a racist for what he thought was, at long last, his fame and fortune. That shows you the power and pull that North had.

Author:	good dolphin [ Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:55 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
Hood didn't go to webio. His demise was due to his torpedoing of Telander and trashing of his bosses. He then went to ESPN1000.

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:03 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: KS before you do, just keep in mind who's saying they're good. You are far more biased on Beardown than I am. I give honest assessments. I ripped him in this very thread. Try again

Author:	Rod [ Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:04 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
good dolphin wrote: Hood didn't go to webio. His demise was due to his torpedoing of Telander and trashing of his bosses. He then went to ESPN1000. Wasn't Hood one of the "Mini-Monsters"? Dat's a big fat black guy an' a skinny atletick white guy in case ya din't know. I invented dat.

Author:	good dolphin [ Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:10 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Mike North's Vietnam
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: good dolphin wrote: Hood didn't go to webio. His demise was due to his torpedoing of Telander and trashing of his bosses. He then went to ESPN1000. Wasn't Hood one of the "Mini-Monsters"? Dat's a big fat black guy an' a skinny atletick white guy in case ya din't know. I invented dat. You might be right there and I apologize for my mistake. However, I think Hood had already left the Score and was doing fill in at 1000, so there was no risk for him to try webio.