How did she get on ESPN?

Whats the story?

She pulls the date stunt at the Bears SuperBowl and ends up with a radio gig?

I understand she went to Cornell and has some media experience but did she get this job just from the date?


She wasnt terrible in the 20 mins I listened to the other day.

She was talking about trying out to be Angelina Jolie's body double.


Wha happen?

She has a collection of bad tatts?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

These are her tits....



Does that explain it?

Gentlemen, tired of the nagging, the constant whining about CTE and child rape? ESPN.

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Don't take it personally.

No, I get that she's kinda hot.

She described wearing only pasties and a thong for the Angelina tryout


Just wondering about the progression. How did ESPN announce her?

Remember that chick that sold herself for a Bears Super Bowl ticket?? She'll be on nights with JD!!!

Radio doesn't come with pictures, and her voice sucks.

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She reminds me of Oscar from The Office.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

And yet it's still better than Finfer's.

Isnt she about a foot taller than Angelina Jolie?

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Don't take it personally.

I hope not.

Jolie's height is listed as 5'7" - 5'8".

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Seems like she was hired to do updates not too long after Kerry Sayers started at the Score. I always figured it was them just trying to counter...

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espn won that competition in a land slide ..she can actually read without tripping all over her words and has great tits...and she does not say "get off the schnide" ten times a week.

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As usual, you're wrong. Also, great tits don't do a damn thing for radio.

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Why would they want their own stumbling, bumbling update person?

Spain said last week that she was 6'0" tall as a thirteen (13) year-old

She wrote at The Heckler, interned many places, played sports, she's cute, cool, they hired her to do updates.

Everyone should start at doing updates, see how that works out, then go do a show. If you can't improvise or make a smartass comment during a 1 minute update, how are you going to host a show? See Wayne Randazzo.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

The shows she filled in for Silvy weren't great, but didn't totally suck, either.

They came very close to full on suckage.

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Yeah, she wasn't good...fine as a 3rd BOOB in the box

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Well, she's there more than a certain someone who normally mans the update desk occasionally for Mark Grote on both "Mully & Hanley" and the "McNeil and/or Spiegel Show"... Are you listening, Kerry Sayers?

Agreed entirely.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Those are big tits because of plastic.

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Don't take it personally.

She's girthy to you because you might weigh 130 pounds soaking wet.

I'm sorry you're below average.

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You tell 'em, Boyd! Sarah Spain works up a sweat bench-pressing guys like IMU before she heads out for a night on the town with Andrea Bargnani.

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Don't take it personally.

I weigh well over 130 and I can confirm his opinions. She's not a slob but she is stocky.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I can't honestly say I've ever seen a full body picture of her. What I've seen is basically average size with giant knockers.

IMU has a thing for anorexic chicks, but that's because he's built like an anorexic female himself.

That's all.

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Yeah, she's enormous.

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Better than average size, IMO

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She seems to hide her tummy and her ribcage is wide. It's not bad, it's the way it is,especially if you have natural big boobs. She has really thin arms and legs. Her proportions seem off because of it.