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 Post subject: Sarah Kustoc
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:09 pm 
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That's not her real speaking voice is it?
She sounds like how a woman sounds when she tries to talk like a man.
Was she coached to lower her voice as much as possible?

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 Post subject: Re: Sarah Kustoc
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I have always found her voice annoying. You are right, it is low. Probably went to Laurence's class on broadcasting/interviewing.

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Darkside wrote:
That's not her real speaking voice is it?
She sounds like how a woman sounds when she tries to talk like a man.
Was she coached to lower her voice as much as possible?

I do the same thing when ordering at white castle...

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 Post subject: Re: Sarah Kustoc
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Eddie Murphy coaches her to do Stiff White Man voice.


Edit for more current: Dave Chapelle

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 Post subject: Re: Sarah Kustoc
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It almost sounds too "AnchorManish" at times. I've always enjoyed broadcasters more when they just be themselves and talk to/with us... not at us. She really is pretty good at what she does and of course, she is very easy on the eyes. BTW - why do her hands always look so red?

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Most female Sportscasters have a slightly lower, anchorman tone about them.

Give me the bubbley blonde reading the teleprompter!

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 Post subject: Re: Sarah Kustoc
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I feel like its all former women athletes, college or pro if I must acknowledge the wnba, that have developed this sound.

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She's incredibly overrated in all aspects of her life.

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Northside_Dan wrote:
She's incredibly overrated in all aspects of her life.


All aspects?

Wow.

Tough break for her.


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Northside_Dan wrote:
She's incredibly overrated in all aspects of her life.


What if you found out that she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose ?

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Someone should hand her a brochure for Invisalign.


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Well, Sarah Kustok did go to DePaul, but not to Laurence Holmes' new sports media class.


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Northside_Dan wrote:
She's incredibly overrated in all aspects of her life.

I'm going to kick you in the nads...

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 Post subject: Re: Sarah Kustoc
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I agree with crosscheck :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Sarah Kustoc
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Obviously we can all agree she's a mediocre at best newscaster. A TERRIBLE interviewer. She's obviously not ugly, but..overrated.

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Northside_Dan wrote:
Obviously we can all agree she's a mediocre at best newscaster. A TERRIBLE interviewer. She's obviously not ugly, but..overrated.

There is a mute button on your remote for a reason.

Much like when Katy Perry's videos are on tv.

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Northside_Dan wrote:
Obviously we can all agree she's a mediocre at best newscaster. A TERRIBLE interviewer. She's obviously not ugly, but..overrated.

I don't need her to be Walter Cronkite, just entertain me during shoot the puck and don't stumble over yourself in the post game interview, which admittedly can be quite the challenge for her, but a lot of that is due to the fact that every player answer somehow evolves into: "You guys are a great crowd!", regardless of the question. Underrated. She should have Pat Boyle's job.

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 Post subject: Re: Sarah Kustoc
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bigfan wrote:
Most female Sportscasters have a slightly lower, anchorman tone about them.

Give me the bubbley blonde reading the teleprompter!


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Northside_Dan wrote:
Obviously we can all agree she's a mediocre at best newscaster. A TERRIBLE interviewer. She's obviously not ugly, but..overrated.

She's the one that replaced Kerry Sayers at Comcast SportsNet a couple years ago. A downgrade?


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Much like when Katy Perry's videos are on tv.

Katy Perry is one of the baddest whiet girls around right now. If my lady gave me a hall pass, Katy would be on my list.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Much like when Katy Perry's videos are on tv.

Katy Perry is one of the baddest whiet girls around right now. If my lady gave me a hall pass, Katy would be on my list.


You should have the list whether she gives you a pass or not. Always be prepared.

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Well, Sarah Kustok did go to DePaul, but not to Laurence Holmes' new sports media class.


I have to remind everyone that Laurence considers her his sister.

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 Post subject: Re: Sarah Kustoc
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Yes. They teach girls to get the voice lower in broadcasting school. So what?

Did you also know that women speak in a lower voice when they find someone attractive and are trying get you interested in them. That's a fact. I guess that's just their natural instinct. Needless to say, all women speak to me in their ultra high pitch voice. :(


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SHARK wrote:
She's the one that replaced Kerry Sayers at Comcast SportsNet a couple years ago. A downgrade?


On what planet?

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She's nice to look at.

Better then GAIL FISHER!


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I think she's hot. Not Erin Andrews hot, but nonetheless hot.


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 Post subject: Re: Sarah Kustoc
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Sarah Kustok is annoying. I literally change the channel when she is on.

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She's no Cheryl Scott.

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I think she's better when she's at the anchor desk. Not so good when she's rink side at the Hawks games. But I'll give her a break. That's a stupid position that she's put in. There is no way to look good doing what she does.

Since you guys brought it up, I do notice her trying to keep that voice low. It's a deeper voice when she's at the Hawks game for some reason. She speaks a little bit more naturally when she anchors.


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