LOHO says Ladies are digging gray hair

WhiteAndProud · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:16 pm

Because I guess no one wants to talk about LeBron and the Heat losing again.

On the gray hair, what a sad little troll. What you see as "digging" the gray hair is women thinking that since you're older maybe you've made it to a job where you are pulling big cash, so they talk to you to see if that's true. However, once they see that you need to pull together 4 part time jobs (Professor, NBC5, DePaul games, and hosting the Score only if there's no Sox, NIU, or MNF/TNF) just to get by, all of a sudden they're not so into the grey hair.

bigfan · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:18 pm

BOOM!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:32 pm

He's right.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Yeah you're right.

No women find Sean Connery attractive

SHAKE THAT

WhiteAndProud · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:34 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Yeah you're right.

No women find Sean Connery attractive

SHAKE THAT

Right, it's the gray hair, not being a movie star. Women are falling over Emaciated Street Yanni

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

I need festive drinks to be a festive drunk
Have some Sangria with me and we'll have a good time

Now he's talking about doing shots of Tequilla with Oney!

DRINKER'S LEVEL: GUILLEN

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:39 pm

Grey-haired dudes might as well have a "Get Sex Free" card.

I've seen it happen.

spanky · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:41 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Yeah you're right.

No women find Sean Connery attractive

SHAKE THAT

Sean Connery? How old are you?

Clooney. That's who most people say I look like.

Chris_in_joliet · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:44 pm

spanky wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Yeah you're right.

No women find Sean Connery attractive

SHAKE THAT

Sean Connery? How old are you?

Clooney. That's who most people say I look like.

Yeah I could see that

spanky · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:50 pm

Here's one of me from last week:

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

spanky wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Yeah you're right.

No women find Sean Connery attractive

SHAKE THAT

Sean Connery? How old are you?

My Good looks are timeless, Shpanky (Connery voice)

Spanky, I think you look more like the other guy on ER. You know, Gilbert from NERDS (in a good way though)

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:53 pm

Spark, it's sad to see how low you'll go to make Laurence come out looking good in situations.

spanky · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:56 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Spanky, I think you look more like the other guy on ER. You know, Gilbert from NERDS (in a good way though)

I don't know how to say this, but I've never seen one episode of ER.
But I think you'll like the discussion of that show in this thread:
viewtopic.php?f=47&t=70080

Stewie · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:56 pm

That's a hilarious pic, Chris.

But let's not forget his beard:

Chris_in_joliet · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:59 pm

Stewie wrote:

That's a hilarious pic, Chris.

But let's not forget his beard:

Yes please. That's my free pass.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

spanky wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Spanky, I think you look more like the other guy on ER. You know, Gilbert from NERDS (in a good way though)

I don't know how to say this, but I've never seen one episode of ER.
But I think you'll like the discussion of that show in this thread:
viewtopic.php?f=47&t=70080

Youre not missing anything

The Sitcom "Emergency Room" starring Elliot Gould was much better

Kid, stop hatin....its wasted energy

312player · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 10:02 pm

i agree larry is a douche , his show sucks.. he has no game and is only pulling fat white bitches and dudes....so why do you listen? i remember howard stern saying all these housewives would write letters and protest and howard would always say "great..they keep listening and give me publicity" ...could never understand how someone could listen to a show they hate....i know some have said they listen for the unintentional comedy but white/proud clearly is not listening for the comedy.

WhiteAndProud · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 10:04 pm

312player wrote:

i agree larry is a douche , his show sucks.. he has no game and is only pulling fat white bitches and dudes....so why do you listen? i remember howard stern saying all these housewives would write letters and protest and howard would always say "great..they keep listening and give me publicity" ...could never understand how someone could listen to a show they hate....i know some have said they listen for the unintentional comedy but white/proud clearly is not listening for the comedy.

I see the Heat lose again, so I tune into the Score. Do I hear about it? No, I hear Larry trying to convince himself that women like his gray hair.

Wasn't the lesson from North failing at Mornings that people tune into the score to hear about sports? There is absolutely zero percentage in general "Man Talk."

Beardown · **Joined:** Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm **Posts:** 33998

Larry strikes me as one of those guys that acts like a little boy around women. He does this cuz he wants to come off as non threatening. He knows they don't find him attractive so he just fishes for compliments so he can have some interaction with them. If he acts like this, they'll find the little boy act cute and they'll know that he knows they don't want anything more but bullshit, friendly conversation with him. So they say things like "Hey Larry, like the gray".

Yeah, Larry, they're telling the truth. Cuz lord knows "Gray hair dye" is a huge seller in this country. Larry knows deep down they don't mean it but he tries to fool himself into believeing it. This helps his self esteem if he can trick himself that they mean it. The white NBC women are nice to him cuz they're scared that if they're not, he'll accuse them of being racist.

Beardown · **Joined:** Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm **Posts:** 33998

May I guess tommorrow's show topic?

Larry: Guess what everybody? I'm getting a lot of compliments from the ladies on being short, my squeaky voice and having bad teeth. Baby!!!!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 10:46 pm

Beardown wrote:

Larry strikes me as one of those guys that acts like a little boy around women. He does this cuz he wants to come off as non threatening. He knows they don't find him attractive so he just fishes for compliments so he can have some interaction with them. If he acts like this, they'll find the little boy act cute and they'll know that he knows they don't want anything more but bullshit, friendly conversation with him. So they say things like "Hey Larry, like the gray".

Yeah, Larry, they're telling the truth. Cuz lord knows "Gray hair dye" is a huge seller in this country. Larry knows deep down they don't mean it but he tries to fool himself into believeing it. This helps his self esteem if he can trick himself that they mean it. The white NBC women are nice to him cuz they're scared that if they're not, he'll accuse them of being racist.

You're wrong about the grey hair thing.

bigfan · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 5:53 am

Guessing Larry was hitting on some chick and she left with a grey haired guy and there is his show topic.

Next week:

New comics in!

Larrys Mom makes him Cookies

Larrys fitness tips

How Charles Tillman likes his breakfast served

The Peoples Hour - Let me explain this one to you, because it is very complicated and well thought out. You call his show and talk about anything you want!

Firefox · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 6:29 am

LoHo gets all the fat white chicks at the club, and reads the newest comics.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

I dont think Laurence hooks up with ugly chicks (probably doenst "hook up" very often)

He probably acts like his cocky self with women because he has correctly surmised that most women respond to that

HOWEVER

Laurence doesnt and never will be able to pull off the cocky guy thing. So he should, like many have suggested here, be himself and play the nerdy nice guy

Under 98% of circumstances, I would advise against the NNG play. Its a low percentage move. But Laurence being in the unique situation he's in with his job in the public ear, it could work

Picture it

Laurence acts all cocky and I have a show on the Score im confident... youre lucky to be with me

The girls like : who the hell does this nerdy radio fill in think he is

or

Laurence acts unassuming, talks about not really finding the right girl due to being a diffrent kind of guy and kind of a nerd

Girl: Wow, this guy has a radio show in chicago (good job) and he's really modest and true to himself

Do it Laurence. Drop the act, at least with the ladies.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 8:11 am

spanky wrote:

Here's one of me from last week:

I could see that...

FavreFan · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 8:25 am

rogers park bryan wrote:

I dont think Laurence hooks up with ugly chicks (probably doenst "hook up" very often)

He probably acts like his cocky self with women because he has correctly surmised that most women respond to that

HOWEVER

Laurence doesnt and never will be able to pull off the cocky guy thing. So he should, like many have suggested here, be himself and play the nerdy nice guy

Under 98% of circumstances, I would advise against the NNG play. Its a low percentage move. But Laurence being in the unique situation he's in with his job in the public ear, it could work

Picture it

Laurence acts all cocky and I have a show on the Score im confident... youre lucky to be with me

The girls like : who the hell does this nerdy radio fill in think he is

or

Laurence acts unassuming, talks about not really finding the right girl due to being a diffrent kind of guy and kind of a nerd

Girl: Wow, this guy has a radio show in chicago (good job) and he's really modest and true to himself

Do it Laurence. Drop the act, at least with the ladies.

Eh.. Yes and no I think. I see what you're saying but I would never advise anyone in good conscience to play the NNG role.

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