Bernstein needs no partner. See the Dan Patrick show starring Dan Bernstein.

It pains me to admit that Beardown actually had a cool thought. I hate myself right now.

As I've said before, Beardown is actually a good poster when he gets away from the "Team Bernstein" crap. His sports thoughts are usually spot on.

"Team Beardown" is growing...

As I've said before, Beardown is actually a good poster when he gets away from the "Team Bernstein" crap. His sports thoughts are usually spot on.

It pains me to admit that Beardown actually had a cool thought. I hate myself right now.

He used to have some good Bears and Sox thoughts.

Then he got into his crazy conspiracy youtube link days and he has been shit since.

Screw what they do. It's bullshit.

Make the 6-10 shift a contest for current Score people. Score listeners can vote for Larry, drinky, Goff, Joe O or Connor to get that shift. Maybe you have a 1 week period where each of them gets this shift as an audition for the listeners. You'd have to do it in the Sox offseason so you would have enough available air time.

Then when Terry retires, Score listeners can vote on who becomes Bernstein's partner. Rozner and Rosie can be thrown into the above list for this one. Same thing applies. You have 2 weeks where each of the contestants audition with Bernstein for the listeners.

You want traffic to your website, Mitch? You'll get it if you do this. A sponsor would pay big bucks for this too. This is an "out of the box" idea, Mitch. Other stations across the country would copy it. You'd be remembered forever for this brilliant idea.

Plus it would be fun to see the boys come to CSFMB and be nice to all of us to get our vote. I would make them all write a 500 word essay on why they deserve it.

It's a good idea. It also will never happen.

Let's take this one step further. What does this contest say about how Mitch and Zim feel about their current backups? It says they think they suck. This is the 3rd year in a row that they've held such a contest.

Meanwhile, they have producers in Drinky, Goff, Finfer and Joe that get thrown a talk show shift every now and then. They have enough people at the Score. Mitch is saying they don't have enough good people at the Score.

If Mitch and Zim liked any of the above, they would get promoted and the "Score Search Contest" would be for a producer.

Take Connor for example. He's a full time update guy/reporter/host. That's the position drink would love to have. Connor got it from day one after winning the contest. Drink has been there for 10 years.

The bottom line is this contest has to piss of the Score producers, the wannabe hosts and reporters, and it also means the Zim and Mitch doesn't think much of any of them.

Remind me again which end of the Beardown-O-Meter is "plausible"1 and which is "schizophrenic homeless man"?10

Remind me again which end of the Beardown-O-Meter is "plausible" and which is "schizophrenic homeless man"?

use of race and or mention of a women/hooker for no reason.

If Mitch and Zim liked any of the above, they would get promoted and the "Score Search Contest" would be for a producer.

The only wrinkle here is that you can't make a nice big spectacle, a sponsored spectacle, out of hiring a producer. What would you have people do? Run a board?

"Okay, here's what we're going to do, uh..."
"Earl."
"Here's what we're going to do, Earl. I am going to pretend to be a delusional Sox postgame caller and you have to handle the situation."
"Okay, Ranger!"
"Ahem. I'S WANTSTA TOCK TO RANGER DEEZ DOSE ALLS DEEZ GUYS DERE SUCK"
"ohcrapwhatdoIsay....um...Okay let me put you on hold."
"...You have failed me, Earl."