i dared to dream yesterday and i was thinking about what i could do with a dead shift in the middle of the night.... i mean, by now it should be patently obvious i'd be the bumper cars champion of the airwaves cuz i've got http://sinicalypse.kaen.org/demos just sitting there. i'm awesome at sampling. i'd have drops for days.

there's the whole baseball encyclopedia thing.... i mean, if someone wants to talk mariners baseball i've got some thoughts on dustin ackley for you. i can watch the cubs and sox more but i pretty much know whats going on. if i actually watched i could be like murph with the yellow pad and break it down inning by inning. it wouldnt be hard to do.... just better allocating my time.

i could come up with trivia and things.... my uncle always loves to bust me on baseball trivia and i get him back (protip: who is the 4th quickest player to get to 2000 hits?) and you know, if you've read me on here.... i play crazy on the internet, sure, and sometimes i walk around sippin beer and going to rap shows.... but that's just a saturday night out.

seriously, i would rule that slot with an iron fist.... but i didnt get any sort of a reply to my e-mail for registration. i guess i should try again.

oh yeah, i'm an encyclopedia of every sport except hockey.... but my uncle did have seasons in section M in the stadium when i grew up. he's sitting on a golden sitcom idea re: that time of his life that i hope to help him make a reality someday.

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Anthony Rizzo?

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Don't take it personally.

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That's what I want in an overnight show, Mariners talk.

Talk to drunk idiots all day and play fruity music.