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Larry... Burrito?
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Probably not, though after the gay era, everyone is under suspicion.

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Probably not, though after the gay era, everyone is under suspicion.

Hmm. Perhaps he has used GED's.

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Ive suspected. Its either burrito or a 40yr old virgin

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Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

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Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"

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Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"


Or how about: "If a Bear shits in the woods,does anybody hear it?"

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I don't have a very strong gaydar, but after having worked with quite a few gays at my previous job, he just doesn't seem to fit the stereotypes. I'm thinking he is just a guy who was a big nerd who could never get along with the popular kids and now is trying to overplay the geek thing to make himself somehow cooler.

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Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"

:lol:

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He has two women in the booth.... he has a teacher on the air saying that he's the quintessential "sweetheart." None of them feel threatened.

Is there a place between the friend zone and homosexuality that we can re-name "The Larry Zone" ??? That's where he is.

LADIES: GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE THAT HE NEEDS CUZ HE IS ONE OF OUR BEST.

I'm thinking after ~3 minutes of love he's ready to don the smoking jacket and talk about where he was when he found out the news that all of marvel's talent was leaving to form image comics.

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Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"


Or how about: "If a Bear shits is in the woods,does anybody hear it?"

Fool me once, you won't fool me again.

So he's not burrito but not not burrito.

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Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"


Any pole, any hole.

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Sin, I'd be surprised if he is really in that zone. I think he tries to be the friend and the chick feels really bad for a little then gets really creeped out and has to get another guy to get away from him.

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You realize that his popularity would skyrocket if he was burrito? He'd be national in a minute.
Burrito and Sportsey. It's what the USA would need right now. Like a gayass superhero.

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You realize that his popularity would skyrocket if he was burrito? He'd be national in a minute.
Burrito and Sportsey. It's what the USA would need right now. Like a gayass superhero.


DS,
Gay sports guys are old news:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mpfdVu8O0

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You realize that his popularity would skyrocket if he was burrito? He'd be national in a minute.
Burrito and Sportsey. It's what the USA would need right now. Like a gayass superhero.


DS,
Gay sports guys are old news:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mpfdVu8O0

Dude that clip is great. About halfway thru Brick actually says "Burrito".
Awesome.

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Really, who cares???

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Sin, I'd be surprised if he is really in that zone. I think he tries to be the friend and the chick feels really bad for a little then gets really creeped out and has to get another guy to get away from him.

Naw, on the other hand i see loho as perfect friendzone material. Look at how he used his notoriety/semi-celebrity to be like "WE GOTTA GET YOU TO A SOX GAME" and right now we can all picture the super toothy grin as he's sandwiched between them.for a future twitter picture.

Think about it: lawrence talks for a living; law if averages has to mandate that soneone's listening. We all know that weathergirls all wanna be reporters/anchors so anytime a rube like loho can get them pub on the air to raise their profile it's an inherently good thing. If they're that hot and in TV loho is only the tip of the iceberg in terms of inbound creepiness, so playing his "ladies man" game and having them on/talked-up/in-the-VUP-WSOX-seats only helps them achiwve their ends. Plus since loho also works for their company too he xan't pull any shit to get in trouble; he's effectively neutered.

Loho is the quintessential friendzone bearing gifts, publicity, and even free rix/meals for their boyfriends too. It's a win win win all the way around unless laurence thought he was getting sex out of it.

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Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"


Any pole, any hole.


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I don't think he's burrito...but it seems like he's been in a six year slump.

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LADIES: GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE THAT HE NEEDS CUZ HE IS ONE OF OUR BEST.


Gack. Kindly don't paint with such broad strokes, Sini!

I say, let the ladies pants his ass. And maybe he'll learn to veer away from Leery Radio

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I don't think he's burrito...but it seems like he's been in a six year slump.


Agree, but isnt it interesting that with all the female friends he claims to have, he gets nothing?

I have and will continue to call the guy a TOTAL PUD and I think the drought is a great indicator of that being correct.

Someone retweeted one of his great thoughts to me and I saw his Avator, always interesting to see how others want others to view them?

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I don't know what you guys are talking about. This guy is living.

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Jealousy rears its ugly head once again. For a guy who "sucks" so much and "nobody cares about", people here sure do think about him a lot.


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Jealousy? I think it's curiosity more than anything else.

So, when Lawrence signed my football he was like:
LH: Who's on the ball?
Me: Well, Danny Zederman is right there and...
LH: "Danny Zederman?...pshhh...He wants me to sign the ball by Danny Zederman's name? Really? Zederman...."

So, Lawrence flips the ball around and signs it next to Mike North's name.

go figure.

I should have taken it from him and given it to Berns right at that moment. Oh well.

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1.) It's Laurence

and

b.) You wanted him to sign next to Zederman? Deep down, you understand he had to correct that...

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I couldn't care less what gender he sleeps with, but he terrible on the Score.

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Ivan, I don't like this bit.

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Ivan, I don't like this bit.



Not a bit.

I take my vow to call out bullshit this year very seriously. If people "don't like" someone and "never listen", then they have no fodder for all this discussion. People here are clearly obsessed with certain radio personalities and I am simply holding up a mirror for them.

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