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Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Larry... Burrito?
Please vote.
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Probably not, though after the gay era, everyone is under suspicion.
Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Probably not, though after the gay era, everyone is under suspicion.

Hmm. Perhaps he has used GED's.
Author:  Mr. Hernandez [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Ive suspected. Its either burrito or a 40yr old virgin
Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.
Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:34 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"
Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Darkside wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"


Or how about: "If a Bear shits in the woods,does anybody hear it?"
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
I don't have a very strong gaydar, but after having worked with quite a few gays at my previous job, he just doesn't seem to fit the stereotypes. I'm thinking he is just a guy who was a big nerd who could never get along with the popular kids and now is trying to overplay the geek thing to make himself somehow cooler.
Author:  312player [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Darkside wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"

:lol:
Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
He has two women in the booth.... he has a teacher on the air saying that he's the quintessential "sweetheart." None of them feel threatened.

Is there a place between the friend zone and homosexuality that we can re-name "The Larry Zone" ??? That's where he is.

LADIES: GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE THAT HE NEEDS CUZ HE IS ONE OF OUR BEST.

I'm thinking after ~3 minutes of love he's ready to don the smoking jacket and talk about where he was when he found out the news that all of marvel's talent was leaving to form image comics.
Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
jimmypasta wrote:
Darkside wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"


Or how about: "If a Bear shits is in the woods,does anybody hear it?"

Fool me once, you won't fool me again.

So he's not burrito but not not burrito.

Image
Author:  Chus [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Darkside wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"


Any pole, any hole.
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Sin, I'd be surprised if he is really in that zone. I think he tries to be the friend and the chick feels really bad for a little then gets really creeped out and has to get another guy to get away from him.
Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
You realize that his popularity would skyrocket if he was burrito? He'd be national in a minute.
Burrito and Sportsey. It's what the USA would need right now. Like a gayass superhero.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Darkside wrote:
You realize that his popularity would skyrocket if he was burrito? He'd be national in a minute.
Burrito and Sportsey. It's what the USA would need right now. Like a gayass superhero.


DS,
Gay sports guys are old news:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mpfdVu8O0
Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
jimmypasta wrote:
Darkside wrote:
You realize that his popularity would skyrocket if he was burrito? He'd be national in a minute.
Burrito and Sportsey. It's what the USA would need right now. Like a gayass superhero.


DS,
Gay sports guys are old news:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mpfdVu8O0

Dude that clip is great. About halfway thru Brick actually says "Burrito".
Awesome.
Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Really, who cares???
Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Sin, I'd be surprised if he is really in that zone. I think he tries to be the friend and the chick feels really bad for a little then gets really creeped out and has to get another guy to get away from him.

Naw, on the other hand i see loho as perfect friendzone material. Look at how he used his notoriety/semi-celebrity to be like "WE GOTTA GET YOU TO A SOX GAME" and right now we can all picture the super toothy grin as he's sandwiched between them.for a future twitter picture.

Think about it: lawrence talks for a living; law if averages has to mandate that soneone's listening. We all know that weathergirls all wanna be reporters/anchors so anytime a rube like loho can get them pub on the air to raise their profile it's an inherently good thing. If they're that hot and in TV loho is only the tip of the iceberg in terms of inbound creepiness, so playing his "ladies man" game and having them on/talked-up/in-the-VUP-WSOX-seats only helps them achiwve their ends. Plus since loho also works for their company too he xan't pull any shit to get in trouble; he's effectively neutered.

Loho is the quintessential friendzone bearing gifts, publicity, and even free rix/meals for their boyfriends too. It's a win win win all the way around unless laurence thought he was getting sex out of it.
Author:  Killer V [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Chus wrote:
Darkside wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Larry is just awkward nerd,doesn't make him gay.

Ever heard the phrase "Any port in a storm?"


Any pole, any hole.


Skin is skin.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
I don't think he's burrito...but it seems like he's been in a six year slump.
Author:  Beebo [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
sinicalypse wrote:
LADIES: GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE THAT HE NEEDS CUZ HE IS ONE OF OUR BEST.


Gack. Kindly don't paint with such broad strokes, Sini!

I say, let the ladies pants his ass. And maybe he'll learn to veer away from Leery Radio
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:23 am ]
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No one will ever be better than mommy!
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:06 am ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I don't think he's burrito...but it seems like he's been in a six year slump.


Agree, but isnt it interesting that with all the female friends he claims to have, he gets nothing?

I have and will continue to call the guy a TOTAL PUD and I think the drought is a great indicator of that being correct.

Someone retweeted one of his great thoughts to me and I saw his Avator, always interesting to see how others want others to view them?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
I don't know what you guys are talking about. This guy is living.

Image
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Jealousy rears its ugly head once again. For a guy who "sucks" so much and "nobody cares about", people here sure do think about him a lot.


SHAKE THAT
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Jealousy? I think it's curiosity more than anything else.

So, when Lawrence signed my football he was like:
LH: Who's on the ball?
Me: Well, Danny Zederman is right there and...
LH: "Danny Zederman?...pshhh...He wants me to sign the ball by Danny Zederman's name? Really? Zederman...."

So, Lawrence flips the ball around and signs it next to Mike North's name.

go figure.

I should have taken it from him and given it to Berns right at that moment. Oh well.
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
1.) It's Laurence

and

b.) You wanted him to sign next to Zederman? Deep down, you understand he had to correct that...
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
I couldn't care less what gender he sleeps with, but he terrible on the Score.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
Ivan, I don't like this bit.
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Larry... Burrito?
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Ivan, I don't like this bit.



Not a bit.

I take my vow to call out bullshit this year very seriously. If people "don't like" someone and "never listen", then they have no fodder for all this discussion. People here are clearly obsessed with certain radio personalities and I am simply holding up a mirror for them.

...the least I can do...
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