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Author: | Drop In [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:05 pm ] |
Post subject: | Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Women |
The Bears have a new coach as well! I'm listening, are you? |
Author: | FloydGondolli [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:07 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Larry putting his stamp of approval on how his staff at 670 AM The Score have handled today's news. I'm sure they're all glad he approves. Nice thread title by the way...Larry is the perfect guy to be commenting on exaggerated relationships with women*. Should be an awful listen tonight! *or any woman in general Laurence is going to do his usual hack job tonight by just replaying every other show's interviews those show's producers worked to get. |
Author: | redskingreg [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Working until 10ish. I'll be tuning in! |
Author: | FloydGondolli [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
"Remember the guy who always had a girlfriend out of state..." Or Laurence, better yet...how about the guy who says he used to nail cheerleaders in high school. Pathetic, isn't it. |
Author: | Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Quote: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Women God, today is batting practice at the CSFMB and we're all Sammy on steroids. |
Author: | Drop In [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:13 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
YES!! We've incorporated Rikishi's emotional admission of running over Stone Cold with this situation. I popped. |
Author: | Peoria Matt [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:13 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Curious Hair wrote: God, today is batting practice at the CSFMB and we're all Sammy on steroids. |
Author: | Drop In [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:13 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Curious Hair wrote: Quote: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Women God, today is batting practice at the CSFMB and we're all Sammy on steroids. |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:15 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
"we're gonna have a lot of fun with this tonight" laurence just broke the 4th wall. and dropped a #comeonson |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:16 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Curious Hair wrote: Quote: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Women God, today is batting practice at the CSFMB and we're all Sammy on steroids. I tried corking my bat once .... that's gonna leave a mark ....... |
Author: | bigfan [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:23 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
In 6,7 or 8 years of Larry on the Score I have never heard him speak of a GF, or really even a second date? All of this would be OK, but he is the first guy to get into everybody elses personal shit on the air...i.e. Rongey Not sayin, just sayin |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
is there such a thing as a professional caller? this caller started off with this well-written schpiel about how he respects and likes laurence but he doesn't get to say that much so he just wanted to say it now... and then he has some "angle" that ties into a good minute of laurence pontificating on the subject du jour. is there a market for this sort of stuff? it can't be real... laurence far and away has the most "love you love your show" callers out of all of the score shows. Not sayin, just sayin. |
Author: | Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
sinicalypse wrote: laurence far and away has the most "love you love your show" callers out of all of the score shows. It's not just that, but they're always so damn long-winded about it, too. It's never merely "love your show," it's always "Hi, Laurence, I just want to say that you brighten my days and light up my nights, and I've been a big fan of you since the days with Dan Zampillo, and most of all I really think you should have your own full-time show during the day, and thanks so much for all that you do with the Bears, and my question is--" |
Author: | Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
"I love your show and you have the best radio intro ever. I really look forward to it." Haha, see? |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Maybe it's code. I like to dream of a world where there's some super-genius MIT society that decides to have official encoded communications transmitted over a 50k watt blowtorch of truth right after dusk in the winter so the signal reaches like 40% of america, or at least have it be some sort of drinking game or anything that adds an underlying importance to a Laurence Holmes broadcast. Unfortunately, I think the LoHead demographic just wants to kiss up and rise in the fiefdom cuz there's a lot of competition in Bernstein Nation and Laurence's fandom is like one of the Dakotas during the great move west: it's just kinda there. |
Author: | bigfan [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Curious Hair wrote: "I love your show and you have the best radio intro ever. I really look forward to it." Haha, see? Producer tells them to say it... If I was Larry (God forbid) I might consider saying I am gay, it explains a ton and maybe he gets one of his hot female friends to try and turn him as an accomplishment? I think the Score needs to have a gay guy on the air! |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Curious Hair wrote: "I love your show and you have the best radio intro ever. I really look forward to it." Haha, see? also, he HAD the best radio intro ever. he changed that to some classic rock shit to try and appeal to some other demographic... SHAKE THAT seriously, i've told you about it's unmistakable power in public spaces, that creepy foreboding techhouse song just doesn't cut it. don't give me dog food when you raised me on steak, asshole! |
Author: | FloydGondolli [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:49 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
I'm glad Zack will be at the press conference tomorrow...good to know, Larry. Unfortunately, Zack is bad at his job and never asks a single question - ever. So what difference does it make. |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:54 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
zach: "the bears got tim jennings... who wasn't a big guy in indianapolis.... and he comes here and he's a pro bowler. that says all you need to know about bears player development." is it an ad hoc fallacy that says A happened then B happened, therefore B doesn't happen without A happening? it's one of those fallacies... i'm prolly misremembering. |
Author: | Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Post hoc ergo propter hoc/false causality, yes. |
Author: | Peoria Matt [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Zaidman is out of his mind. Where's Urlacher and Briggs replacement if they are so great at player development? How about a WR? Maybe a QB in the last oh lets say 25 years? He should not be allowed to comment on air concerning the Bears as long as he is a Bears employee. It would be like having Judd Sirott as your Cubs/Blackhawks "insider" |
Author: | FloydGondolli [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
The Bears have been notoriously bad at player development. There should be a disclaimer read before Zach speaks, stating that he works for the Chicago Bears. The only one with balls to call this red headed shill out is Mac -- all praise Danny Mac! |
Author: | 8675309 [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
If Larry slipped Manti Teo's girlfriend a roofie would he still be a virgin? |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:54 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
caller: "and i don't want to equate what happened here with happy valley, BUT...." and that's the point i turned off my radio for the night. just for the record. |
Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
"I'm the Ben Zobrist of the Score. And I'm ok with that." gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh |
Author: | City of Fools [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:54 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Curious Hair wrote: sinicalypse wrote: laurence far and away has the most "love you love your show" callers out of all of the score shows. It's not just that, but they're always so damn long-winded about it, too. It's never merely "love your show," it's always "Hi, Laurence, I just want to say that you brighten my days and light up my nights, and I've been a big fan of you since the days with Dan Zampillo, and most of all I really think you should have your own full-time show during the day, and thanks so much for all that you do with the Bears, and my question is--" I'm glad somebody else notices this...it's really rampant on his show. It's so bad, it's gotta be people with bits. |
Author: | Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
"The A-Team is great. You guys have, hands down, the best show." |
Author: | FloydGondolli [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
Wow...you guys are right. This guy talking about the A-team and how great Larry's show is, has to be a joke. It's got to be someone from here. |
Author: | Drop In [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:15 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
FloydGondolli wrote: Wow...you guys are right. This guy talking about the A-team and how great Larry's show is, has to be a joke. It's got to be someone from here. Shockingly bad. I like the work of the guys on that team, but it's obvious. "Is this Larry?" I thought this was a jerk from here with a crank call. |
Author: | FloydGondolli [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:16 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Laurence 1/16: Mocking Exaggerated Relationships w/ Wome |
This guy talking about Coach and how Coach is a great Coach sounded like a joke too...I kept waiting for the punchline. "Is this Larry?" |
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