Curious Hair wrote:
Prospective transcript of Steve Stone on the WLS Perfunctory-Grope-At-The-Male-Demo Sports Show:
ROE CONN
Awrightsteve, I, aaaaa, IIIIII, Igottaaskyouthis. How are my Chicago Cubs gonna do this year?
STEVE STONE
Well, Mike, I mean Roe, one thing should be clear. The Cubs say they're rebuilding. I'm just not sure what it is they're building.
RICHARD ROEPER
Stoney, I gotta tell you. I spent a lot of time at Sox Park as a kid. Now you weren't pitching then. But let's talk about Sox Park, and really, what it means to Chicago to refer to it as Sox Park.
STEVE STONE
Well, I had some great times with the White Sox. And I'm having a great time in the booth with Hawk. We're getting along great and everything is great.
ROE CONN
Nowwww before we get to news and traffic, I, ahhh, Ijustwannaknowonething. Okay. Theo Epstein. Good-looking guy, talldarkhandsome, Stoney...you thinking what I'm thinking? Cubs win the World Series, Theo on Dancing With The Stars next season? IMEANCOMEON!
STEVE STONE
Well, Roe, when it comes to those dancing costumes, I'm quite certain the ladies out there would say that Theo has a nice backside. When it comes to baseball, my question is whether he can find it with both hands.
ROE CONN
AwrightletsgotoChristinaFiliaggi. Let's see what our crazy resident drunk chick has to say! You'll never guess what she'll say next!
CHRISTINA FILIAGGI
traffic on the eisenhower is getting bad it should be about 40 minutes from biesterfield to lake-cook
ROE CONN
WHOA!
RICHARD ROEPER
I know this is the sports show, but I know I'm about more than sports, and Steve, I know you're more than sports, too, so I want to dig a little deeper while we have you on the line, really ask the questions other stations never thought to ask before me, so Steve, tell us: what are you rockin' on your iPod?
STEVE STONE
That's a great question, and I think the only greater question is what the Cubs are doing.
That's about perfect, although you missed Roe doing his horrid and embarrassing "Asian Person" impersonation that he uses for every Asian person/some one who looks Asian.
And I'm not quit sure 890 is hate speech, maybe I'm wrong?