That's right kids, the Randazzler almost makes for a full-fledged A-Team (the music kind of garbled to a stop). BOTH Intern Scott and Intern "#1 Station Sex Object" Cathy are here.... so what about you?

Jilted from your ReVolution by a legendary painter?

Sick of talking about Dogs?

Ready to preview the Blackhawks and hear the only opinion that counts on the Derrick Rose saga? Laurence would be OK with Derrick sitting out.... but what about YOU?!?! This is YOUR show after all, COLON, we do what YOU want.

Laurence wants your honest feelings; not hope. Laurence wants your soul; not listenership. Dear listener, are you ready for the show that isn't just a show, but a MoVement? We're ready for you. Take my hand and I will lead you to the promised land, that is, until Elmhurst Steve decides that enough is enough and a REAL FAN ought to take over the reigns of the showthreads because he didn't spend all those years mic sniffing for nothing.

FUN, excitement, FUN, glory, and of course, all the BernSTEIN you can handle.... just in a chocolate flavor. Ready your BINGO THAT gamecards because we're gonna get a BINGO tonight.

Join the MoVement..... or continue having a life that requires you to do things between 6-10pm. Either way, you know you'll be here or THE PEOPLE'S HOUR COLON WE DO WHAT WE WANT. Get in while the getting's good.

Sincerely yours (until Elmhurst Steve takes over)

S. Inicalypse

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"Ozzie you're on the Score.... Ozzie, do you want to see Derrick Rose come back or not? Does it make sense to you if he comes back? Why or Why not?" -- paraphrased, since Laurence used a whole paragraph to steal all of caller Ozzie's thunder and box him into only agreeing with Laurence said.

now THAT is how you introduce a caller, kids. Steve Dahl is smiling in his radio grave.

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Caller Scott has it figured out. The Bulls have to slide down to the 8 seed and get it so they can beat the Heat 3 times instead of 4. Obviously 4 wins vs the Heat is impossible... but 3 in 5 games? Any thing's possible. If not, let the Pacers get the 5 seed and they'll kindly beat the Heat for us.

Whilst Laurence + Herb were quick to tell caller Scott that the first round is now a best of 7 games series, in his defense caller Scott never spoke of actually beating the Heat, merely winning three games. Called Scott obviously sees the value in not going out like bitches.

Laurence is teasing big rivalry talk @ 630, and the current caller is likening Derrick's ones injury yo his wrist injury and how it took him a long time to get back to 100% on his bike. Cutting edge talk here, cuz I hadn't heard about anyone's injury/rehab related to Derrick's injury/rehab. I wish Bernstein would have thought of this because insight from people with injuries in their past obviously give us much needed insight into what Derrick is going through. The current callet says its all mental, and furthermore calls for the Bulls to tank, miss the playoffs, and come back with Derrick, the kid, another big FA/trade guy in place of Boozer. Finally a caller who GETS IT cuz you know if the Bulls miss the playoffs Stern and pals will rig up another top-5 pick to run with Derrick and maximize the financial viability of a franchise that routinely topscaytendance through thick and thin. Shomer shabbos!

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Uh, KS, "it's not a show it's a MoVement" has been Laurence "SHAKING fool" Holmes' tagline for his show on from 6pm-10pm M-F on 670 The Score for MUCH longer than the "Don and the Con" thread has been around. Not to mention that Laurence "SHAKING THAT" is clearly a bigger deal than a niche thread on the CSF "Posting Fools" MB. I think you meant to say that the ReVolution is a clear gimmick infringement upon the MoVement, which would be factually correct.

Either way, Keeping "Taylor Swift locked in his basement" Score, you are definitely wrong and I look forward to your apology which would fit in nicely with #ASKHERB during "The People's Hour COLON We Do What We Want" Tuesdays at 9pm on The Score 670 AM.

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Wow, Laurence is breaking bad on Mackenzie Phillips, who I believe was sexually abuses by her father in the 70s/80s, calking her aesthetics (or more specifically the lack thereof) "rough sledding." Furthermore he went on to SHOUT that the show is NOT for interns Cathy+Scott, moreover it's for that one guy driving on I-88 who got some reference.

It's official guys, Laurence does the show for his one fan who not only got the Mackenzie Phillips joke, but some other joke he evidently just made. That's fucking badass; what other radio host in Chicago has the stones to admit that he does his show for his one true fan? I wish other hosts had the chutzpah to follow his lead; all this radio for the masses stuff is weak sauce.

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Larry always creates the opportunity to mention that he works out (boy it doesn't show). How long before he mentions that he has students at DePaul and is a professor? Or that he works with Cheryl Scott or that other hot one?

Oh my gawd or comics!

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I was going to mention comics but that's nothing to really brag about. Neither is baking cookies or having a love of cookies, like he's doing right. damn. now.

BREAKING: The Score's Herb Lawrence reports that chocolate and peanut butter can not be beat. Tune into 670 The Score for the latest. Reply NOBRK to opt out.

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Randazzler doesn't like peanut butter? Whoa... the Apocalypse is down a seal!

Also, Laurence is passive/aggro acknowledging that you're probably leaving him for the Hawks game. He promised that we'll still have fun without you, but he's now talking cookies, getting intern Cathy on the air, and talking about breaking stories re: the DirectTV genie chick in the SI swimsuit issue. And we've already got Arizona talk dotted on out bingo cards. Tonight's gonna be a good night, and I'm saying this b4 Scott Merkin talks the beloved (whitesox)

Meanwhile that Douchebag bernSTINE is prolly asking his daughter how this bag of cookies gets them closer to a championship. It's FUN over here.

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I'm as hard on him as anyone, but Larry hasn't been bad tonight. He's kept himself in check for the most part.

Larry: "Kate Upton is like a cartoon character..... she's amazing"
Joe-O: "She's a 2/10"
Larry: "How do you figure? She's perfect.... and she's got a really fun personality.... the only thing is I don't know how she'll hold on to that"
Joe-O: "Anna Nicole?"
Larry: "Yeah.... but until then.... she's.... perfect"

YOU SPOKE TOO SOON, FRANK GARDINELLI

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hilarity ensues. laurence has unleashed intern cathy with herb and we're talking predator handshakes.

and you're watching this blackhawks shit? for shame. in 1/3 of a segment laurence is laughing more than you'll laugh all show at CJH.

OH FUCK DEPAUL BASKETBALL TOMORROW. NO SHOW. LAURENCE PROMISES HANDSHAKES TALK ON WEDNESDAY.

i'll be there to post 15 times in my own thread.... cuz i'm the only one who keeps it real. dazzler up next... who's ready for some real radio?

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I'm gonna have to go ahead with the plan on Laurence

He leaves me no other viable options

I caught the last five minutes of his Monday show with what's her face from Q-101. I forgot the phrase he used about implied sex with a woman. I cringed. I cringed hard for Leary. His inexperience with women is extremely evident at times. Tomorrow night he will tell us about Kate Upton and her bag-o-sand boobies.

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I don't believe Phillips was abused. I believe the story is that she had a a sexual relationship with her father when she was in her 20s, including while she was engaged.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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