Laurence is very excited to talk about anyone else's relationships and give advice.

Last night he brought up Joe O's wedding and wife, Herb's date, and another Score employees weddding and wife in three minutes

When Herb moved on from the date, Laurence brought him back to it.


Here's the 250,000 per year question


When was the last time Laurence had a date or a girlfriend?

I mean this is getting serious. Im fairly certain its been too long. He would certainly have let it slip on air at some point if he had a girlfriend and I have a feeling if he even had a date, it would be on the show.


I joined this board and started listening to the SCORE exclusively in September of 2008


Laurence, I know you're reading this. Lower your standards and get in the goddam game. Ask out a girl at the gym, then ask out someone you see around your house, then another girl. One of them will say yes and then its all you.

You can do this.

And asking your mom out to brunch doesn't count, even though she is an important person in your life.

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He doesn't want to have 1 girl. He is a playa. I think he would rather pretend to have a stable of ass than to have 1 actual girl.

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Cant have 5 without talking to 1

Yeah, that was kinda odd last night. Go get a woman!

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He wouldn't let it slip of he had a girl. He'd be like the guy in Road Trip. I had sex last night...WITH A GIRL.

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He works out at the University of Chicago gym. You ain't pulling tail from that pool unless you have low standards or speak Chinese.

I reported that I think I saw Laurence kiss a girl goodbye after DePaul's home opener at Alumni.

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That report was very sketchy. I dont even think you believed it.


Yeah, he's going to have to lower his standards

I would guess Larry is not hooking up or you know he ends up working that into the conversation or at the very least doesn't talk about everyone elses lives, as I am sure he might realize that doesnt help him in anyway possible.

Hooking up or not hooking up, he is still a terrible radio personality.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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Let's do it for Johnny!

I thought it was already established that Larry was batting for the other team?

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--yet I can't look away."

He could still have a date

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

But I doubt he would talk about that date on the air.

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REAL TALK: I sincerely doubt that.

Since Holmes puts this act on like he's such a playa that gets all the bitches it's fair to ask. Where are all of his bitches when the Score has functions? Are they at these Score Roasts or celebrations? Do they come with him to the Score weddings? Are they at remotes in which Larry broadcasts? Where are the bitches?

That's the tricky part for Larry. If you're a public figure you can't live this lie. Cuz people are gonna know. THERE AIN"T NO BITCHES.

Sir Larry of shake that is a dork, not a queer.

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It would be a lot easier then. Just stuff your ass into some tight jeans, and hit the town.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

As usual, Don is right

I kind of like that image of Sir not even being able to get a date with other dudes.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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There's some sketchy CSFMB story about this that only about 3 people understand when it is mentioned.

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You know me like that.

Is that the one where sir L was trying to hit on mxd cookie. Then Billie Dee Will... err, spmack showed up and sir L hid in the corner the rest of the night.

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Something like that. Was spmack dating that girl? I never understood the whole MxdCookie thing. I thought she was just some girl that posted here. I didn't realize there was off-board stuff going on.

I think off-board stuff should be against the rules. Everything needs to play out here for my entertainment.

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I do not believe they were a couple.

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not for want of trying on his part

I don't believe Sir bitched out. I think he tried hitting on her than when spmack came over to introduce himself to Sir, he gave him the bigfan treatment then made one last ditch effort to steal her away before he left.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Wow,the LoHo hate is strong here. IF this guy does read this stuff,I feel sorry for him. Does his manhood need to be attacked like this? Maybe he has hit a dryspell with dating.

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If Larry would get his ass out to the fucking bars and go hustling around the goddamn streets he might get a prick stuck in him once in a while.

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If Larry would stop worrying about his cookies, and get his ass out to the fucking bars and go hustling around the goddamn streets he might get a prick stuck in him once in a while.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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- Henry George