Yeah, that was kinda odd last night. Go get a woman!
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
Laurence is very excited to talk about anyone else's relationships and give advice. Last night he brought up Joe O's wedding and wife, Herb's date, and another Score employees weddding and wife in three minutes When Herb moved on from the date, Laurence brought him back to it. Here's the 250,000 per year question When was the last time Laurence had a date or a girlfriend? I mean this is getting serious. Im fairly certain its been too long. He would certainly have let it slip on air at some point if he had a girlfriend and I have a feeling if he even had a date, it would be on the show. I joined this board and started listening to the SCORE exclusively in September of 2008 Laurence, I know you're reading this. Lower your standards and get in the goddam game. Ask out a girl at the gym, then ask out someone you see around your house, then another girl. One of them will say yes and then its all you. You can do this. |
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| Author: | newper [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
And asking your mom out to brunch doesn't count, even though she is an important person in your life. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
He doesn't want to have 1 girl. He is a playa. I think he would rather pretend to have a stable of ass than to have 1 actual girl. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
Urlacher's missing neck wrote: He doesn't want to have 1 girl. He is a playa. I think he would rather pretend to have a stable of ass than to have 1 actual girl. Cant have 5 without talking to 1 |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
Yeah, that was kinda odd last night. Go get a woman! blacksinglesmeet.com
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
He wouldn't let it slip of he had a girl. He'd be like the guy in Road Trip. I had sex last night...WITH A GIRL. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
He works out at the University of Chicago gym. You ain't pulling tail from that pool unless you have low standards or speak Chinese. I reported that I think I saw Laurence kiss a girl goodbye after DePaul's home opener at Alumni. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
good dolphin wrote: He works out at the University of Chicago gym. You ain't pulling tail from that pool unless you have low standards or speak Chinese. I reported that I think I saw Laurence kiss a girl goodbye after DePaul's home opener at Alumni. That report was very sketchy. I dont even think you believed it. Yeah, he's going to have to lower his standards |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
I would guess Larry is not hooking up or you know he ends up working that into the conversation or at the very least doesn't talk about everyone elses lives, as I am sure he might realize that doesnt help him in anyway possible. Hooking up or not hooking up, he is still a terrible radio personality. |
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| Author: | Dallas Winston [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
good dolphin wrote: He works out at the University of Chicago gym. You ain't pulling tail from that pool unless you have low standards or speak Chinese. 
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
I thought it was already established that Larry was batting for the other team? |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
RFDC wrote: I thought it was already established that Larry was batting for the other team? He could still have a date |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
bigfan wrote: RFDC wrote: I thought it was already established that Larry was batting for the other team? He could still have a date But I doubt he would talk about that date on the air. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
RFDC wrote: I thought it was already established that Larry was batting for the other team? REAL TALK: I sincerely doubt that. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
Since Holmes puts this act on like he's such a playa that gets all the bitches it's fair to ask. Where are all of his bitches when the Score has functions? Are they at these Score Roasts or celebrations? Do they come with him to the Score weddings? Are they at remotes in which Larry broadcasts? Where are the bitches? That's the tricky part for Larry. If you're a public figure you can't live this lie. Cuz people are gonna know. THERE AIN"T NO BITCHES. |
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
Sir Larry of shake that is a dork, not a queer. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
bigfan wrote: RFDC wrote: I thought it was already established that Larry was batting for the other team? He could still have a date It would be a lot easier then. Just stuff your ass into some tight jeans, and hit the town. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
donspiracy wrote: Sir Larry of shake that is a dork, not a queer. As usual, Don is right |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
Chus wrote: bigfan wrote: RFDC wrote: I thought it was already established that Larry was batting for the other team? He could still have a date It would be a lot easier then. Just stuff your ass into some tight jeans, and hit the town. I kind of like that image of Sir not even being able to get a date with other dudes. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
Beardown wrote: Where are all of his bitches when the Score has functions? Are they at these Score Roasts or celebrations? There's some sketchy CSFMB story about this that only about 3 people understand when it is mentioned. |
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Beardown wrote: Where are all of his bitches when the Score has functions? Are they at these Score Roasts or celebrations? There's some sketchy CSFMB story about this that only about 3 people understand when it is mentioned. Is that the one where sir L was trying to hit on mxd cookie. Then Billie Dee Will... err, spmack showed up and sir L hid in the corner the rest of the night. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
donspiracy wrote: Is that the one where sir L was trying to hit on mxd cookie. Then Billie Dee Will... err, spmack showed up and sir L hid in the corner the rest of the night. Something like that. Was spmack dating that girl? I never understood the whole MxdCookie thing. I thought she was just some girl that posted here. I didn't realize there was off-board stuff going on. I think off-board stuff should be against the rules. Everything needs to play out here for my entertainment. |
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
I do not believe they were a couple. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
donspiracy wrote: I do not believe they were a couple. not for want of trying on his part I don't believe Sir bitched out. I think he tried hitting on her than when spmack came over to introduce himself to Sir, he gave him the bigfan treatment then made one last ditch effort to steal her away before he left. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
Wow,the LoHo hate is strong here. IF this guy does read this stuff,I feel sorry for him. Does his manhood need to be attacked like this? Maybe he has hit a dryspell with dating. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
If Larry would get his ass out to the fucking bars and go hustling around the goddamn streets he might get a prick stuck in him once in a while. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
Mr. Reason wrote: If Larry would get his ass out to the fucking bars and go hustling around the goddamn streets he might get a prick stuck in him once in a while. If Larry would stop worrying about his cookies, and get his ass out to the fucking bars and go hustling around the goddamn streets he might get a prick stuck in him once in a while. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes the Bachelor |
Mr. Reason wrote: If Larry would get his ass out to the fucking bars and go hustling around the goddamn streets he might get a prick stuck in him once in a while. 
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