Dr. Laurence Holmes was a young lab assistant for Henry Pymstein when he was turned into the 15-foot hero GOLIATH THAT!

I have no idea what GOLIATH THAT! will talk about.

But I do know he should watch out for the clones of a Norse God.

Word is he wanteth to BREAKETH THAT!

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Welcome back to the MoVement (cuz it's not a show, it's a MoVement) Speeperoni. Have you been enjoying this half hour of tag team action with Double-Z and Dear Leader? Like Laurence said, this is GREAT because it's JUST LIKE THOSE CONVERSATIONS LAURENCE AND ZACH HAVE DURING THE SEASON AT HALAS HALL..... EXCEPT IT'S ON THE AIR! I mean holy schnikes it's totally like Halas Hall midseason convos between them cuz they often speak english when they talk to each other.

CUTTING EDGE ANALYSIS FROM ZACH ZAIDMAN: the bears NEED to hit a homerun with their first round draft pick this year. This isn't like all those other years where the bears strike out looking at an 88mph fastball over the middle of the plate, this is the sporting equivalent of a production-based zeitgeist for our times! Now is the time for all good bears to come to the aid of their team. I'm sure once word gets upstairs that Zach Zaidman has demanded a homerun in the draft we'll for sure get some sort of dynamic super/star player at rd1/pick20. * pounds table * SHOMER SHABBOS!

Laurence is out. From here on out it's just you and Zach.... and Tom Thayer! And Nick Roach! And Zach Bowman! AND plenty of surprises along the way cuz, surprise, people like Zach and therefore they'll go on his radio showgram.

Hopefully the World Baseball "Classic" doesn't distract me too much from the best entertainment that money can't buy: an evening with Zach Zaidman; sound the RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

holy shit WBC is top2 already. /me grabs his hat and coat on the way out

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Zach and his hair of crimson red,
Talks bout a team who finished dead,
He fills your heart with hellish hate,
Zaidman is on--That is your fate!

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