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Author:  Hatchetman [ Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:37 pm ]
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Why has OB been missing the past three weeks?

Dude got pissed off his smoke detector was blaring for no reason. Went up to the top rung of the ladder to reach it (failing to adhere to rule of three contacts points at all times). Tore it off the ceiling. Fell backwards off ladder. Busted coffee table with back of head.

Not bad for a nearly 80 year old dude!
Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:44 pm ]
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Wrong section.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:40 pm ]
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Doug and OB not happy.

O'Brien outcoached us. Forte sucked.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:41 pm ]
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Yes, O'Brien.
Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:41 pm ]
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doug said he was embarrassed to have worn the same uniform. uncharted levels of rage tonight.
Author:  Scorehead [ Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:44 pm ]
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This show is awesome.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:44 pm ]
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yea...I've never heard them this pissed off before.
Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:45 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
yea...I've never heard them this pissed off before.

Not since DICK JAURON.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:12 am ]
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Doug not a fan of Shea.
Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:13 am ]
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OB sounds like shit. his voice is gone.
Author:  cpguy [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:15 am ]
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Caller: "Bring in Singeltary to replace Tucker!"

Great meatball show tonight for sure!

Dammit!!
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:50 am ]
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Outcoached by Chip O'Brien.
Author:  RFDC [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:51 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Outcoached by Chip O'Brien.

:lol: now that would be a bad night
Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:52 am ]
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why are they shredding forte?? he usually is a great pass blocker
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:53 am ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
why are they shredding forte?? he usually is a great pass blocker


Collinsworth was saying that too. That he was a bad blocker before Trestman's crew came in. BS.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:55 am ]
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OB, Peppers made more money sitting on the toilet than you made your entire career. :lol: :lol:
Author:  Spaulding [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:56 am ]
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:lol: That's good.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:57 am ]
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Was that Les Grobstein, or was it just someone who communicates with Les Grobstein through spirit bubbles?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:58 am ]
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Just cracked some 25-year Glenlivet and the show is almost over and North's show is over.
Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:59 am ]
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Big Doug firing the brimstone. "The Eagles spread their god-damn ass all over the field!" :lol:
Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:01 am ]
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I can't tell who's the antecedent of "their." Did the Eagles spread the Bears' ass (and roger it), or did they spread their own ass (and shit in the Bears' mouths)? I'm having a lot of trouble here.
Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:03 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
I can't tell who's the antecedent of "their." Did the Eagles spread the Bears' ass (and roger it), or did they spread their own ass (and shit in the Bears' mouths)? I'm having a lot of trouble here.


I took it as the former. :shock:
Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:03 am ]
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this guy is pretty drunk. he isnt horrilby slurring but he is all over the place. love it!!!!
Author:  Scorehead [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:10 am ]
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This caller sounds like a Wally Phillips caller from Tinley Park.
Author:  Mr. Reason [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:12 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Just cracked some 25-year Glenlivet and the show is almost over and North's show is over.

Boy, you're sure slumming it tonight.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:19 am ]
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Mr. Reason wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Just cracked some 25-year Glenlivet and the show is almost over and North's show is over.

Boy, you're sure slumming it tonight.


Not a scotch guy. It's my backup when I'm out of Tito's.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:21 am ]
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Caller: FORTE DOESN'T RUN WITH ANY PASSION!!!
Author:  Mr. Reason [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:27 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Just cracked some 25-year Glenlivet and the show is almost over and North's show is over.

Boy, you're sure slumming it tonight.


Not a scotch guy. It's my backup when I'm out of Tito's.

You blow.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:31 am ]
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Thanks. I like to be consistent.
Author:  Mr. Reason [ Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:36 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Thanks. I like to be consistent.

You never disappoint.
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