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Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Per Hub's instructions, got my drink ready and settling in.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Haven't listened in a while but he still hasn't had sex with a dude.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Per Hub, Laurence won't be back in the evenings for a while.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Hub talking broken bones.

Herb silently fuming.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Horrible segment so far.
Author:  Beardown [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
I'm gonna check this shit out.

My first impression, this can't go well when you're doing "Ask Herb" with a 60+ year old Jewish guy as a host. Ask Herb with Larry is one thing. Cant work with Hub.

Especially when Herb responds to a caller saying...

Herb: Man, bang that white bitch, who the hell cares what her boyfriend thinks? So what if he's kind of your friend. Always bang the white bitch!!!! No matter what. That's my cardinal rule in life.

Hub: :shock:

In fact, I think Herb will be a little hesitant to say shit like that with old Hub there. It's kind of like your Dad being there. It has to make Herb hesitant and a little bit reserved. Larry would do the fake "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" to Herb telling the caller to bang the white bitch. You won't get that from Hub.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Herb = boxer briefs

Who's Ethan?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
The people not happy that LoHo isn't coming back. Hub breaking news to them.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Hub saying Sly has no talent and kudos to him.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Per Hub, Laurence won't be back in the evenings for a while.


That's terrible news.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
How do I get people to call me Maestro?

That's somebody here, right?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Per Herb, really bad to pay for sex. It's there for you - paying is unnecessary.
Author:  Beardown [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Did you hear Hub just skip over Herb's response to a caller asking about geting a hooker? Hub was disgusted. He quickly moved along :lol:

Like I said, Hub can't be a part of it. It's Hub for the love of God. He's probably thinking to himself "Why am I doing this shit with this dumb ass producer."

Ex Bears announceer, former respected NFL writer and Publisher. Now he's moderating a segment where some black dude calls in and asks Herb if he should get a hooker? :lol:
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Beardown wrote:
Did you hear Hub just skip over Herb's response to a caller asking about geting a hooker? Hub was disgusted. He quickly moved along :lol:

Like I said, Hub can't be a part of it. It's Hub. He's probably thinking to himself "Why am I doing this shit with this dumb ass producer."


That's because Hub is cool with paying for sex.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
If Herb's going for a pizza he can get everyday, he's going Home Run Inn.

There isn't one around him but he'll smash it daily. Oh yeah, they're a sponsor. So he'll eat a pizza daily that's nowhere near him.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Therapist could get disbarred for dating a client.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
This shows you how great LoHo is. This segment is death.

Used to be can't miss radio.
Author:  Beardown [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Hub quickly ends this thing and saying "Alright, that's it for "Ask Herb" when we come back I'm gonna interview a football guy."

You can almost hear him muttering under his breath "What has happend to me?" :lol:

Herb has no idea how uncomfortable Hub was in doing this. C'mon Herb. You've gotta be smart enough to read this situation. Hub won't say anything to you out of white guilt. But you can't do this with Hub anymore.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Gridiron! Calling out that he was hanging with Herb last weekend.

Inside jokes from Grid. CSFMB connection.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Beardown wrote:
Hub quickly ends this thing and saying "Alright, that's it for "Ask Herb" when we come back I'm gonna interview a football guy."


Not just a "football guy" - Ask Herb cut short to interview someone from HubArkush.com.
Author:  Chus [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Horrible segment so far.


You are a glutton for bad radio.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Chus wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Horrible segment so far.


You are a glutton for bad radio.


I'm bored. Lay off.

Herb was right about you.
Author:  Beardown [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Well, do you agree Doc? Hub was uncomfortable with it and Herb doesn't realize it.
Author:  Chus [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Chus wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Horrible segment so far.


You are a glutton for bad radio.


I'm bored. Lay off.

Herb was right about you.


:lol:
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Beardown wrote:
Well, do you agree Doc? Hub was uncomfortable with it and Herb doesn't realize it.


No. Hub has always been uncomfortable with this segment which is why he cuts it short.

Herb totally realizes it and sounds almost nervous to respond. Segment doesn't work that way.
Author:  Beardown [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
No. Hub has always been uncomfortable with this segment which is why he cuts it short.

Herb totally realizes it and sounds almost nervous to respond. Segment doesn't work that way.


Always? I thought this was the first time with Hub.

Ok. I'll take your word. Maybe Herb would have gone a little bit harder with Larry.

Both of them are uncomfortable then. Herb doesn't want to talk about banging with an old white man. Hub doesn't want to talk about banging with anybody, least of all Herb.

But Herb has to tell Hub to end it. Cuz Hub won't do it cuz he'll think he is hurtings Herb's feelings (and he's scared Herb will think he's a racist). It's one of these type of deals. They both don't want it. Yet both are scared to say it to each other.

I'm good at reading situations as you all know.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Beardown wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
No. Hub has always been uncomfortable with this segment which is why he cuts it short.

Herb totally realizes it and sounds almost nervous to respond. Segment doesn't work that way.


Always? I thought this was the first time with Hub.

Ok. I'll take your word. Maybe Herb would have gone a little bit harder with Larry.

Both of them are uncomfortable then. Herb doesn't want to talk about banging with an old white man. Hub doesn't want to talk about banging with anybody, least of all Herb.

But Herb has to tell Hub to end it. Cuz Hub won't do it cuz he'll think he is hurtings Herb's feelings (and he's scared Herb will think he's a racist). It's one of these type of deals. They both don't want it. Yet both are scared to say it to each other.

I'm good at reading situations as you all know.


Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Author:  Rod [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
You're way off on this one Beardown. Hub gets respect from the brothers. All a Big Black Stud has to do is take one look at that little gold stud in Hub's ear and he knows he's down.
Author:  Beardown [ Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
No. Hub has always been uncomfortable with this segment which is why he cuts it short.

Herb totally realizes it and sounds almost nervous to respond. Segment doesn't work that way.


Always? I thought this was the first time with Hub.

Ok. I'll take your word. Maybe Herb would have gone a little bit harder with Larry.

Both of them are uncomfortable then. Herb doesn't want to talk about banging with an old white man. Hub doesn't want to talk about banging with anybody, least of all Herb.

But Herb has to tell Hub to end it. Cuz Hub won't do it cuz he'll think he is hurtings Herb's feelings (and he's scared Herb will think he's a racist). It's one of these type of deals. They both don't want it. Yet both are scared to say it to each other.

I'm good at reading situations as you all know.


Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.


I'm the hunted one. You think too much of me, kid. I am not that clever. All I want is a truce.

Image

Doc: (Asks to go to the bathroom)

CSFMB: :cheers: It's finally gonna happen!!!!

Beardown: It's my play you dumb asses, you don't think I already removed the gun from the stall?

Doc: Fuck!!!!

Beardown: :lol:
Author:  Zizou [ Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ask Herb featuring Hub - 12/19/13
Hub's a decent listen when he is subbing in for a regular. He has general sports knowledge. The only caveat being his "football expertise."
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