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Dude is too much. He's like a human Pringles commercial, with one exception: Once he pops, I CAN stop!

Hearing him talk about his "Vette", etc. is just too - well. . . I can't even find a word for it, but it makes me want to PTFB.

He seriously comes off like he is overcompensating for or is insecure about something.

Got nothing for this guy, and dopey Haugh is even worse. Haugh is truly a doy-doy-doy-dumbfuck doofus.

ok...I'll give him a listen! He owns a 'vette? Cool.

It's silver and the license plate reads "SUMMERTIME", or some such derivation.

Author:	KDdidit [ Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:03 am ]
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Kaplan needs to go back to coaching NIU basketball.

Author:	Tad Queasy [ Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:07 am ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Dude is too much. He's like a human Pringles commercial, with one exception: Once he pops, I CAN stop! Hearing him talk about his "Vette", etc. is just too - well. . . I can't even find a word for it, but it makes me want to PTFB. He combines Laurence Holmes' cheesy, desperate need to impress with the cheesy delivery of Jim Rome. He'll be 85 and still starting every third sentence with "When I coached NIU..." He's a cockroach just like they are. No matter what happens, the vermin manages to survive.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:07 am ]
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ok...I'll give him a listen! He owns a 'vette? Cool.

Author:	Peoria Matt [ Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:39 am ]
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Total d-bag. Brutal.

Author:	Colonel Angus [ Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:38 pm ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: He seriously comes off like he is overcompensating for or is insecure about something. Shakey the Mohel probably took a little bit too much off the top.

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Author:	MattInTheCrown [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:22 pm ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Got nothing for this guy, and dopey Haugh is even worse. Haugh is truly a doy-doy-doy-dumbfuck doofus. God, I caught a bit of that show today, and this was my overriding thought. This guy is a straight up dumbass. I swear, his mouth works by itself without any brain to supply it coherent thoughts. He's shockingly daft and it only takes like 5 minutes to realize it.

Author:	Furious Styles [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:35 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote: ok...I'll give him a listen! He owns a 'vette? Cool. It's silver and the license plate reads "SUMMERTIME", or some such derivation. Usually parks it near the river where the CPS head shot himself. Dangerously close to infringing on the scooter/motorcycle parking in the area.

Author:	Peoria Matt [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:36 pm ]
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Of course Kaplan has a Vette. Perfect.

Author:	Tad Queasy [ Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:23 am ]
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Furious Styles wrote: It's silver and the license plate reads "SUMMERTIME", or some such derivation. I'm a little surprised the plate doesn't say "KAP ROX" or something like that.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:36 pm ]
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Something like "SMMRTME" is perfectly Kaplan, in that it of course he would just settle for that. I'm surprised he didn't go with "KAP MAN," though.

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