...she actually has legs!
let's never mind the fact that she kind of looks like post-milfy stephanie mcmahon here for a second and celebrate the fact that WE FINALLY HAVE PHOTOGRAPHICAL EVIDENCE TO CORROBERATE THE URBAN LEGEND THAT SARAH SPAIN INDEED HAS A BODY THAT EXISTS BELOW HER WAIST! personally i was betting on the "horrible car accident that left her legless" story, but indeed new evidence from as recently as 2013 has popped up to tell us that, indeed, sarah spain is more than a veritable bust of, well, bustiness when it comes to the status of her corporeal form (because deep down somewhere, isn't there a little indeterminable wisp of sarah spain in all of us when you stop and think about it? kind of like the shattered/splintered gnostic-christian's imperfect god who had his essence shattered into a trillion quadrillion quintrillion little pieces so he could exist in everything)
ahem. i'd digress but i don't want to be another signature quote, so let's just wrap it up by doing a victory lap over those "haters" who said that sarah was stumpy below the belt..... or that there wasn't even a belt because nobody previous to this had ever proven that she indeed had legs with photographical evidence. now we have and we can move on to the next important order of business (aside from grimacepalooza, of course) --- why does sarah spain want us to think that she only exists from the waist up?
I would think you should be in the same ballpark height-wise to make that comment.
