Well if JoBO did indeed invest wisely and live frugally while he and Volkman were making the big dough, he sure as hell can live pretty cheaply in Freeport for the rest of his days on his portfolio returns alone.

If the guy did save his cash, owns the house outright, a few cars and gets $15K-$25K+ from investments monthly....$200K isnt shit and I can see how he would say, fuck it.

I know, I know. It's serious.

Freeport is a shithole

I know, I know. It's serious.

I remember hearing JoBo tell a story in his deep fake radio voice about a chick he picked up on Oak Street Beach. He talked about the tiny bikini she was wearing and then he said, "You know what she was wearing an hour later in my apartment? Absolutely nothing!" Kind of strange since I'm fairly certain he's as queer as a three dollar bill.

I remember hearing JoBo tell a story in his deep fake radio voice about a chick he picked up on Oak Street Beach. He talked about the tiny bikini she was wearing and then he said, "You know what she was wearing an hour later in my apartment? Absolutely nothing!" Kind of strange since I'm fairly certain he's as queer as a three dollar bill.

Kind of strange since I'm fairly certain he's as queer as a three dollar bill.

Eddie and JoBo circa slandering Joan Esposito, I presume?

Anyway, I don't even understand why LS-FM wanted to hire them in the first place. I mean, I do, because it fits their programming philosophy, but I don't get why it's their philosophy in the first place. I've always found it odd that they pay big bucks to hire erstwhile big-name Chicago DJs (Robert Murphy, John Records Landecker, Dick Biondi) and then neither have them talk much like they used to nor play any of the music they were known for playing. I mean, backselling the same old fucking Boston/Cars/Petty songs 104.3 and the Drive play and giving the weather, I could do that.

Nothing gay about that moustache, or the pose.