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Author:  Mark Prior's Calves [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Laurence Holmes Out at NBC 5?

He's not listed on the NBC webpage for staff and his Twitter bio doesn't list he job at Channel 5.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/contact-us/about-us/

One thing is for certain: Cheryl Scott gave breath easier without Sir creeping her out.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:27 pm ]
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I think this was covered in another thread.

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:08 pm ]
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It was never official.

of course in order to be officially OUT from a job you need to be officially IN.

and without that job he has to be making close to 500K now.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:13 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
and without that job he has to be making close to 500K now.


:lol:

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:39 pm ]
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He's already moved on to the next big thing in video programming.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:47 pm ]
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He wasn't *that* bad on TV. That said, the pictures of him were pretty creepy. I still think the reason he started working at DePaul was to hit on women in the classes he is teaching.

Leery: You know, I'm a pretty big deal. I'm on TV and radio!

Random Girl: Uh... yeah, I guess that's cool.

Leery: I totally think the Marvel universe...

Random Girl: WOW, look at the time. I gotta run to finish up a paper.

Leery: Cool! Do you want some help with the paper? You know I was listed as a top 15 DePaul Alumni...

Random Girl: Uh... actually, no. But thanks for being such a nice guy to help.

Leery: Awesome, good luck with that! See you in class next week.

... week goes by ...

Leery to Himself: Man, wonder why that girl quit DePaul...

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:49 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
He's already moved on to the next big thing in video programming.


Cutting edge type of guy.

he knows if he leaves the Score he falls into the Stever Kashul, Howard Sudberry, Josh Liss swamp of former sports media guys with some sort of job now.

I think he has shown his effect on the midday ratings, so that has to be out.

It's time for Herb and Shep to get the evening show and let that thing try and grow.

Leary can then have herb on his tree and tell everyone on his webshow.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:41 pm ]
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He's doing the morning show at 120 Sports.

Take a look now and you'll be like the guy that watched ESPN in 1979.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:42 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
He's doing the morning show at 120 Sports.

Take a look now and you'll be like the guy that watched ESPN in 1981.


So he'll be Boomer in 30 years?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:45 pm ]
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I think he'll be more like Robin Roberts. She's banking huge cash.

Author:  newper [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:19 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
he knows if he leaves the Score he falls into the Stever Kashul, Howard Sudberry, Josh Liss swamp of former sports media guys with some sort of job now.

I ran into Howard at the OTB several months ago -- he's got quite the crowd of hangers on. Seems to have a private room, but he likes to grace the commoners with his presence every couple races or so. Actually seems like an OK guy but might prefer some privacy.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:29 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
He's doing the morning show at 120 Sports.

Take a look now and you'll be like the guy that watched ESPN in 1979.


120 Sports was streaming via 87.7 on Sunday afternoon.

Author:  Franky T [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:48 am ]
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Cheryl Scott:Hello?

Leary: Hi Cheryl, it's me Laurence.

Cheryl Scott: Who?

Leary: You know, we used to work together at Channel 5.

Cheryl Scott: Um, yeah. You don't work here anymore, right?

Leary: No, but I still have my radio show and have a new internet show. Would you like to get lunch? I can tell you all about it.

Cheryl Scott: Um, no. I only do lunch with TV people.

Leary: But just wait until you hear about my new internet show...it's the next big thing. Would you like to come on my radio show again and talk about the weather for Bears games? That was great, remember how much fun that was?

Cheryl Scott: Don't call me again or I'll alert the proper authorities.

Danny: :D

Leary: :(

Author:  312player [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:21 am ]
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I think its ....

phone rings....


Cheryl : hello

Larry : Hi Sheerhell...its Laurence Holmes.

Cheryl : how did you get this number? CLICK

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:26 am ]
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670 gig = $350,000.00

120 Sports gig = $150,000.00

Author:  312player [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:30 am ]
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I know this is running joke amongst the Larry lovers ..but my guess is


Depaul - 20k
Score - 80k
Webio - 2,500

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:36 am ]
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Oooh, I forgot DePaul...


DePaul gig = $95,000.00


Total = $595,000.00




SHAKE THAT

Author:  Franky T [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:36 am ]
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You are way high on DePaul. He's an adjunct who teaches one class, right? $5k tops per class.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:37 am ]
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Franky T wrote:
You are way high on DePaul. He's an adjunct who teaches one class, right? $5k tops.



:lol:

No

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:39 am ]
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I think KI is factoring in the hush money they have to pay the young women each semester so they dont sue the university for the sexual harassment.

Author:  spanky [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:39 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I think KI is factoring in the hush money they have to pay the young women each semester so they dont sue the university for the sexual harassment.

I just assumed he was including his allowance from mom.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:51 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Oooh, I forgot DePaul...

DePaul gig = $95,000.00

Total = $595,000.00

SHAKE THAT
NSJ wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:53 am ]
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SCORE: 250 K

Depaul: 50K

NBC: 100K

Side Hustle: 200K

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:53 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I think KI is factoring in the hush money they have to pay the young women each semester so they dont sue the university for the sexual harassment.

Man oh man, I met this fine ass chick who told me that she goes to DePaul. She was only 21 though. :oops: :cry:

Works as a bartender in the Viagra Triangle.

I could see Laurence still flirting with her, though. Baby!

Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:55 am ]
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newper wrote:
bigfan wrote:
he knows if he leaves the Score he falls into the Stever Kashul, Howard Sudberry, Josh Liss swamp of former sports media guys with some sort of job now.

I ran into Howard at the OTB several months ago -- he's got quite the crowd of hangers on. Seems to have a private room, but he likes to grace the commoners with his presence every couple races or so. Actually seems like an OK guy but might prefer some privacy.


Rebounded for the "celeb" 3 point contest one year at the STADIUM. during practice and the actual event.

North is the first guy out in his Bears Zubas, nobody knows who he is, he doesnt know what to do, I pass him a ball and he starts shooting.

Watching all these guys struggle getting the ball to the hoop. Sudberry comes out with his Jordans and a sweatband, high on the shooting forearm. Best form and shot amongst those competing, not even close, but he would stand and watch each shot, thus not able to get through the rack.

He asks me how I thinks he measures up to the rest and I tell him he has the best shot, but he watches it too long, thats when it got weird. "Yeah yeah, I do have the best shot here, it's not even close, these guys suck, I should easily win this thing, shouldn't I?"...I just gave him a Yeah and got up.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:00 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I think KI is factoring in the hush money they have to pay the young women each semester so they dont sue the university for the sexual harassment.

Man oh man, I met this fine ass chick who told me that she goes to DePaul. She was only 21 though. :oops: :cry:

Works as a bartender in the Viagra Triangle.

I could see Laurence still flirting with her, though. Baby!



Since Laurence works 6-10pm do you think he's on wife patrol during the day? How long would it take him to drop the fact he's on the TV/radio? I'll set the over/under at 45 seconds

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:22 am ]
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Score: 350K (only because he gave a hometown discount)

Webio: 150K (but stock options for when the thing takes off)

Appearances and Commercials: 100K

De Paul: $3,000 per trimester (sorry Tallest Midget and Psychory)

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:15 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
SCORE: 250 K

Depaul: 50K

NBC: 100K

Side Hustle: 200K



close...

Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:19 pm ]
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so, with the NBc money he was closing in on $1M

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:19 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
so, with the NBc money he was closing in on $1M



Don't be silly...

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