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Author:  denisdman [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:13 am ]
Post subject:  Rozner found a new Slurpee

Saw this in the Daily Herald today:

"Cubs owner Tom Ricketts will talk about the state of his ball club at a multi-chamber luncheon, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Jan. 27 at Avalon Banquets, 1905 E. Higgins Road, Elk Grove Village. Ricketts will be introduced by Daily Herald sportswriter Barry Rozner. Tickets are $35 and the deadline to sign up is Jan. 20. Must pay before event. Call (847) 398-3730 or visit rmchamber.org"

Subsequent to this little event, you can be sure Rozner will spend endless print extolling the virtues of Ricketts & Co. Slurp Slurp.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Ha,that's where I had my wedding reception a lllloooonnngg time ago.

I don't get what's the point of this!

Same statement I had the first time.

Author:  denisdman [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

To get maximum mileage out of Lester signing.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

jimmypasta wrote:
Ha,that's where I had my wedding reception a lllloooonnngg time ago.

I don't get what's the point of this!

Same statement I had the first time.

Ha!

Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

once when i was about ~11 years old i was walking by the local suburban park and i saw a half drank slurpee just sitting there on the wood siding around the park. like any adventurous suburban youth, i took a little piss in it and left it right where i found it in the hope that some dumbass kid drank it later.

it's like george michael taught me: you gotta have faith!

Author:  spmack [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Seacrest is Probably writing the Ricketts bio.

Author:  Chus [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Why does Rozner pretend that he isn't a Cubs' fan?

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Tommy's just hitting up the NW burbs to apologize for using Rosemont and Arlington Heights as stalking horses for the Wrigley renovations. He's gonna make it up to us by announcing that Todd Ricketts will perform his one-man show, What If Todd Was One Of Us?, at the Rosemont Theatre.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

what a suckass that guy is. amazing. can you imagine Brad Biggs intro'ing the new Bears coach?

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

sinicalypse wrote:
once when i was about ~11 years old i was walking by the local suburban park and i saw a half drank slurpee just sitting there on the wood siding around the park. like any adventurous suburban youth, i took a little piss in it and left it right where i found it in the hope that some dumbass kid drank it later.

it's like george michael taught me: you gotta have faith!


the hot urine would have melted the icee slurpy making it undesirable as a slurpee. It would also most likely have changed the color

Author:  donspiracy [ Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Chus wrote:
Why does Rozner pretend that he isn't a Cubs' fan?

I thought this was obvious that he is. He practically has a Cubs neck tattoo, he is such a fan.

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