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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Wed May 23, 2018 11:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
I'm really trying to like Kap over the past year or so but he really does come across as a dude with severe "small man's syndrome". He was on today talking about how his wife and him will be going rim to rim on the Colorado River. An excruciating hike that he has been training 6 months for. He had ESPN's Marty Smith on to tell listeners how dangerous and draining such a hike can be. Kap said he was talking to his guy at REI about the trip. The day I step in an REI will be the day I have a huge bowel movement that I can't hold any longer. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Wed May 23, 2018 11:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
I have been an REI member for like 25 years and have bought: 1) a rain coat before a trip to Mexico, and 2)waterproof matches for my son's bug-out bag. |
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| Author: | DAC [ Wed May 23, 2018 11:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
jimmypasta wrote: The day I step in an REI will be the day I have a huge bowel movement that I can't hold any longer. I forgot. What did REI do? |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Wed May 23, 2018 11:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
DAC wrote: jimmypasta wrote: The day I step in an REI will be the day I have a huge bowel movement that I can't hold any longer. I forgot. What did REI do? hiking and clothing gear. Why it's in the Chicago area I have no clue. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
It is so all the hipsters can pretend they live in Denver. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
DAC wrote: jimmypasta wrote: The day I step in an REI will be the day I have a huge bowel movement that I can't hold any longer. I forgot. What did REI do? Isn't that the company that actually stuck to a family values theme & keeps their stores closed on Thanksgiving and ridiculously early the next day? |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
Hatchetman wrote: I have been an REI member for like 25 years and have bought: 1) a rain coat before a trip to Mexico, and 2)waterproof matches for my son's bug-out bag. what was your member dividend from those splurges? 35 cents? 75 cents? |
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| Author: | Big Chicagoan [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
Hatchetman wrote: I have been an REI member for like 25 years and have bought: 1) a rain coat before a trip to Mexico, and 2)waterproof matches for my son's bug-out bag. Your son is a doomsday prepper? Does he have a silo buried in a field in Central Illinois filled with spam? |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
Regular Reader wrote: DAC wrote: jimmypasta wrote: The day I step in an REI will be the day I have a huge bowel movement that I can't hold any longer. I forgot. What did REI do? Isn't that the company that actually stuck to a family values theme & keeps their stores closed on Thanksgiving and ridiculously early the next day? nah, they close both thursday and friday. make us white people feel really good about where are money goes when we buy $75 water bottles and rain jackets that you can stuff small enough to hide in your asshole. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
Big Chicagoan wrote: Your son is a doomsday prepper? Sort of. He's a big history buff. |
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| Author: | DAC [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
Regular Reader wrote: DAC wrote: jimmypasta wrote: The day I step in an REI will be the day I have a huge bowel movement that I can't hold any longer. I forgot. What did REI do? Isn't that the company that actually stuck to a family values theme & keeps their stores closed on Thanksgiving and ridiculously early the next day? That sounds right. I just wondered if they had stopped selling guns or something and got people all riled up. Personally, I like all the outdoors clothes. I don't visit Colorado but I do wear it when I go fishing in the midwest. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
Big Chicagoan wrote: Does he have a silo buried in a field in Central Illinois filled with spam? Is that wrong? |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
I go to REI a couple of times a year, usually before a long trip when I need one or two things which a Target/Meijer won't have. I have four of their house brand mid-weight long sleeve t-shirts, which they insist on calling a "base layer" shirt for some asinine reason. But they are very warm and do a good job of absorbing sweat, and they are good for doing a lot of outside walking when it's under 50 degrees. I used them when I was in London/Paris in April and was very happy with them. They also have very good socks (although you can also order anything you find there online from other web sites like Campmor), and I can usually find some decent travel packing stuff in there. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
I once bought a defective waterproof wallet there. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
I want to do a backpacking/camping trip with my son but, a) don't know what I'm doing b) getting set up with equipment from scratch is going to cost a fortune for something we may only do once. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Wed May 23, 2018 1:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
Hatchetman wrote: I want to do a backpacking/camping trip with my son but, a) don't know what I'm doing b) getting set up with equipment from scratch is going to cost a fortune for something we may only do once. That sounds like the big learning how to scuba dive escapade my dad aborted early enough with minimal cash outlay. It was originally his idea alone. An 11 yo me was pissed for exactly one day and moved onto other crap with my buddies. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Wed May 23, 2018 1:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
Tall Midget wrote: I once bought a defective waterproof wallet there. What was wrong with it? |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed May 23, 2018 1:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
It was defective. Reading is a skill. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed May 23, 2018 1:56 pm ] |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Wed May 23, 2018 2:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
REI is shit, the one in Schaumburg permanently closed. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Wed May 23, 2018 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
redskingreg wrote: It was defective. Reading is a skill. I was just fucking around. Way to be a turd. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu May 24, 2018 11:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kaplan and wife rimming it! |
jimmypasta wrote: I'm really trying to like Kap over the past year or so but he really does come across as a dude with severe "small man's syndrome". He does. It's brutal. Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: I have four of their house brand mid-weight long sleeve t-shirts, which they insist on calling a "base layer" shirt for some asinine reason. But they are very warm and do a good job of absorbing sweat, and they are good for doing a lot of outside walking when it's under 50 degrees. I used them when I was in London/Paris in April and was very happy with them. I found out several years ago that long underwear is no longer called "long underwear." It's now a "base layer." Caller Bob wrote: REI is shit, the one in Schaumburg permanently closed. I went there several years ago to check out their bike selection when I was looking for a new one. I drive by that location every day on the way to work and didn't notice it was closed. Kirkwood wrote: make us white people feel really good about where are money goes when we buy $75 water bottles and rain jackets that you can stuff small enough to hide in your asshole. 
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