The Mighty L-Fish's daughter is a pretty hot porn star, so that's where my vote will go.

Style me.

This last-minute chicanery is disturbing.

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Not a mult.

My vote: Leash

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Don Tiny reminds me of the guy who stabbed me. I vote Furious Styles.

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Don't stab me, bro!

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If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.'

. . . I'm voting with Styles here, fellas.

Don Tiny would never be ballsy enough to bring his fat ass down to LaSalle Street, because I would kick his chunky Chiclets in with Furious anger.

FS for the win, fuckwads!

Furious Styles. We'll always have DeKalb.

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Here's looking at you, kid.

Furious Styles.

Hey Don Tiny, fuck you! You're gonna lose! You're gonna lose!

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You're gonna lose.

You mean a drunken Wiseman editing my posts in the wee hours of the morning?

Unconscionable.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

So many votes to skip it's like I'm a Democrat running a polling place.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I don't think I should be disenfranchised because of some arbitrary 200 post minimum. Some of us have real jobs and are too busy to spend our lives getting humiliated by Caller Bob on a message board.

It's been a crazy week for me as I've been doing heavy duty surveillance of one Hank Scorpio as he goes on lunch dates with "co-workers".

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Don't stab me, bro!

This is the best one so far.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Furious Styles.

DAT'S EXACKLEE RITE!!!

Hey there, Sparklecrotch. I'm going to go ahead and cast my vote for my very good friend Furious Styles. Great guy. Reminds me of the great Larry Fishburn. I was talking to Mindy about this very thing last night. She loves Larry, too. Great guy. Had dinner with him at Lou's a few years back. Sent him home with some Shari's Berries that night.

Jared! Let's get Dan Tiny here a MyPillow and a Binny's gift card for his troubles. Throw in a PajamaGram, too. He can give it to his lady friend.

Take some calls.

Furious.

2005!

I am packing a Big 12, and I am hereby appointing Furious Styles as Chancellor of the Presidency of the Legends Messageboard Conference.

(Yes, that means that I am voting for Furious Styles)

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PRIDE

TRADITION

Don Tiny is not your friend. Ask any number of his victims and they'll tell stories of his wanton abuses.

Furious Styles is the standard bearer that we need.

Methinks one of the 3 wisemen are hacking dormant mults and stuffing the ballot box.

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SAD!

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At the very least, denizens like WayneStyle and KapMan should be counted.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Yo, Adrian, get that Don Tiny dude outta my Octagon, cuz I'm voting for Furious.

I can respect a guy who rolls ben-wa balls in his hand in public.

That, and Don Tiny smells like that pair of dirty underwear that has been fermenting in the bottom of the hamper all week.

Furious Styles has my vote.

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I'd rather be hated for being real, for being who I am, than be loved for being something that I'm not.
- Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

Everyone's got a plan. . . till they get hit in the mouth
- Mike Tyson

I may not be black, but don't tell my dick that.

F.S.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

I'm not dormant and I vote Furious.

Furious once bought me a hot dog with ketchup in Pallet Town. I vote for him. Pika! Pika!

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Pi-Pikachu.

All right, Sweethearts, you heard the man! Fall out and vote for Furious Styles! I love the Corps!

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Look into my eye.

The Army is going with Furious too. Where are you pittmike and FavreFan? HOO-AH!

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Don't shrug, genius. I'm blind.

Well, the Degenerate Dave one waited 6 years to make a second post. Wow, old school.

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Hawaii (fuck) You