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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:39 pm 
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So Terry and Dan have heard people saying Lebron winning a title without Rose isnt legitimate? Must be the same people who somewhere, at some point, said that the Bulls are better without Rose. Another strawman!


ALL THOSE IDIOTS ON TWITTER!!!!! Derp da Derpy derp derp.

Put that strawman up! Make it 200 axe handles tall with a big green ox!


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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:43 pm 
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What was that hillbilly assed commercial I just heard on the stream? The fuck?

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uofiguy wrote:
So Terry and Dan have heard people saying Lebron winning a title without Rose isnt legitimate? Must be the same people who somewhere, at some point, said that the Bulls are better without Rose. Another strawman!


Here's the Monday game plan with these two guys on The SCORE:

*2:00p: WFLD-TV's Bill Bellis dispels the myth of "Bear Weather"
*3:00p: SCORE NBA Insider Jason Goff joins the guys to discuss racist hockey fans
*4:00p: Comcast Business Class Business of Sports Expert Ed "I'm Ed Sherman" Sherman joins the boys to discuss how blowing up Wrigley Field and constructing a new Cubs city in the suburbs makes good "cents" financially
*5:00p: Score legal expert Eldon Ham confirms that literally every person who has ever lived in Pennsylvania is a child rapist


Afterwards, stay tuned for 35 minutes of grudge-settling and creepy leering courtesy of The SCORE's own Larry "Oh, BABY!" Holmes, all leading up to Chris "Baghdad Bob" Rongey's White Sox PR Hour.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
What was that hillbilly assed commercial I just heard on the stream? The fuck?

missed it. I was busy bouncing off the walls to the "hotshothotshothotshot" riff.


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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:58 pm 
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Wait

SHARK + Dave in Champaign = match?

:scratch:

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:02 pm 
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Dave In Champaign wrote:
uofiguy wrote:
So Terry and Dan have heard people saying Lebron winning a title without Rose isnt legitimate? Must be the same people who somewhere, at some point, said that the Bulls are better without Rose. Another strawman!


Here's the Monday game plan with these two guys on The SCORE:

*2:00p: WFLD-TV's Bill Bellis dispels the myth of "Bear Weather"
*3:00p: SCORE NBA Insider Jason Goff joins the guys to discuss racist hockey fans
*4:00p: Comcast Business Class Business of Sports Expert Ed "I'm Ed Sherman" Sherman joins the boys to discuss how blowing up Wrigley Field and constructing a new Cubs city in the suburbs makes good "cents" financially
*5:00p: Score legal expert Eldon Ham confirms that literally every person who has ever lived in Pennsylvania is a child rapist


Afterwards, stay tuned for 35 minutes of grudge-settling and creepy leering courtesy of The SCORE's own Larry "Oh, BABY!" Holmes, all leading up to Chris "Baghdad Bob" Rongey's White Sox PR Hour.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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SomeGuy wrote:
uofiguy wrote:
So Terry and Dan have heard people saying Lebron winning a title without Rose isnt legitimate? Must be the same people who somewhere, at some point, said that the Bulls are better without Rose. Another strawman!


ALL THOSE IDIOTS ON TWITTER!!!!! Derp da Derpy derp derp.

Put that strawman up! Make it 200 axe handles tall with a big green ox!

Well, if no one says the Heat cant win, what will they talk about?


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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:08 pm 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
uofiguy wrote:
So Terry and Dan have heard people saying Lebron winning a title without Rose isnt legitimate? Must be the same people who somewhere, at some point, said that the Bulls are better without Rose. Another strawman!


ALL THOSE IDIOTS ON TWITTER!!!!! Derp da Derpy derp derp.

Put that strawman up! Make it 200 axe handles tall with a big green ox!

Well, if no one says the Heat cant win, what will they talk about?


-Dan's ACL
-Dan's kid
-The massive amount of fans who are claiming the White Sox will win the division.
-Arguments on Twitter with all the people who are adamant in proclaiming the Bulls are better w/o Rose.
-Child molestation
-The Mann Act.


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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:17 pm 
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Im starting to believe that Bernstein thinks that no one can see the Tweets that are Tweeted @ him because they arent on his page


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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:29 pm 
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I predict that by 5/14/13, that Dan Bernstein has officially given up his support for any type of football. He'll still watch it and even enjoy the games but he seems really close to wanting tackle football banned at every level.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:32 pm 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Im starting to believe that Bernstein thinks that no one can see the Tweets that are Tweeted @ him because they arent on his page

What are they saying?

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:45 pm 
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Dan is now claiming he knew all that happened pre-Deadspin article that this occured, that he nodded when reading the article? Yet, he's only now offended at the actions of Kaner? Not adding up.


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Scott Case on twitter wrote:
Great column, Dan. The written word exercise gives you the chance to shine full-on vs. in snippets in a 4-hr block. Great.

:lol: :lol: :lol: His picture on twitter is a wine glass. Asskisser.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:48 pm 
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spmack wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Im starting to believe that Bernstein thinks that no one can see the Tweets that are Tweeted @ him because they arent on his page

What are they saying?

I just mean how he always says "All these idiots on Twitter"

I dont think he realizes people can search it and find out its really 1 or 2 people out of like 50


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Id love to hear Teary deliver a commencement address



"Look there are no jobs, ok? ...I dont care what you wanna say about an internship...I know tbe Dean said make your mark ....that guy is a PENIS, btw....I mean just an insufferable bastard....but wbatever you wanna say about graduate school....when you go into the world....BAD THINGS GO HAPPEN"


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I cannot believe that Curious Hair chose SHARK's thread over me to make 10 posts.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
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love to hear Teary deliver a commencement address



Look there are no jobs, ok? ...I sont care what you wanna say about an internship...I know tbe Dean said make your mark ....that guy is a PENIS, btw....I mean just an insufferable bastard....but wbatevee you wanna say about graduate school....when you go into the world....BAD THINGS GO HAPPEN


Did Kujoe type this for you?

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Dave In Champaign wrote:
Here's the Monday game plan with these two guys on The SCORE:

*2:00p: WFLD-TV's Bill Bellis dispels the myth of "Bear Weather"
*3:00p: SCORE NBA Insider Jason Goff joins the guys to discuss racist hockey fans
*4:00p: Comcast Business Class Business of Sports Expert Ed "I'm Ed Sherman" Sherman joins the boys to discuss how blowing up Wrigley Field and constructing a new Cubs city in the suburbs makes good "cents" financially
*5:00p: Score legal expert Eldon Ham confirms that literally every person who has ever lived in Pennsylvania is a child rapist


Afterwards, stay tuned for 35 minutes of grudge-settling and creepy leering courtesy of The SCORE's own Larry "Oh, BABY!" Holmes, all leading up to Chris "Baghdad Bob" Rongey's White Sox PR Hour.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(please, SHARK - give this parody your seal of approval)

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