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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:58 am 
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I don't know how the producers don't pull the shotgun trigger on the crappers more often.

Thank goodness Ten Foot Midget was made a Score employee because his craps took longer than a morning crap after a night of Mexican food and tequila.

Unemployed Lawyer needs to be employed because his craps are way too long also (stop quoting 50x each crap!).

Mr. Mouth needs to get to the point.

And Maddux Boy, just blow his ass up everytime.

Who are the all time worst crappers?


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Might be easier to list good ones....

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Might be easier to list good ones....

Yup. North Side Pimp and......not sure.

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denisdman wrote:
Might be easier to list good ones....


That would be a pretty short list.


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 Post subject: Re: Worst Crappers
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Worst Rapists

Worst Serial Killers


they're all equally bad


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It seems like the same crappers call into this segment every single week. CHANGE IT UP! Try to get some new crappers or discontinue the segment.


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Black Physicist wasn't too bad yesterday but the previous couple of weeks his craps were so long that he had to read them very quickly which made it difficult to understand him. If he would cut them down quite a bit he'd be able to read them at a more comfortable pace...and get to the fucking point a lot sooner.


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It's supposed to be "something someone said, not something someone did." In fact, Gary from Evanston's crap yesterday was so bad, he got shotgunned minus those weird sound effects at the end of his crap when he tried to crap ABC7's Michelle Gallardo regarding all the shootings in our city.


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To me it sounds like everyone is just trying to sound like Bernstein, and they are WAY too longwinded. There should be a time limit on each crap (30 seconds) and Bernstein needs to stop reading them...I hear his annoyingly smarmy, condescending and arrogant voice enough. Ban Gary, Lawyer and any of the other regulars for a week or two and see if it improves. If not, then get rid of the shitty segment.


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Tad Queasy wrote:
Black Physicist wasn't too bad yesterday but the previous couple of weeks his craps were so long that he had to read them very quickly which made it difficult to understand him. If he would cut them down quite a bit he'd be able to read them at a more comfortable pace...and get to the fucking point a lot sooner.

I think Black Physicist is a top 3 horrible B&B caller. I haven't heard him call in and make a good point. He also rarely has a concept of the topic being discussed at a particular time. It's like he just calls in without having listened to any of the show.

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But he's always so cordial when he finishes his unrelated point, like "okay, thanks for having me on, you guys have a great weekend." And without Black (Physicist), we're down one classic Buffone drop.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
Black Physicist wasn't too bad yesterday but the previous couple of weeks his craps were so long that he had to read them very quickly which made it difficult to understand him. If he would cut them down quite a bit he'd be able to read them at a more comfortable pace...and get to the fucking point a lot sooner.

I think Black Physicist is a top 3 horrible B&B caller. I haven't heard him call in and make a good point. He also rarely has a concept of the topic being discussed at a particular time. It's like he just calls in without having listened to any of the show.

He's been fading, and they know it. He hasn't made a good call in weeks. You can hear the disappointment ring in Dan's voice each time BP finishes up another lousy utterance.

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denisdman wrote:
Might be easier to list good ones....

Yup. North Side Pimp and......not sure.


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 Post subject: Re: Worst Crappers
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Worst Rapists

Worst Serial Killers


they're all equally bad


Hmm. So, which of the worst crappers are the potential serial killers and/or rapists?

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Unemployed Lawyer needs to be employed because his craps are way too long also (stop quoting 50x each crap!).


That speaker phone kills me every time.


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 Post subject: Re: Worst Crappers
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Worst Rapists

Worst Serial Killers


they're all equally bad


Hmm. So, which of the worst crappers are the potential serial killers and/or rapists?


All of them.

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I always wondered if Black Physicist was Neil DeGrasse Tyson...the guy who is often on NOVA. But then I looked him up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson

Apparently he lives in NY, so it's unlikely.

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Most weeks it's predictable sycophantic claptrap so I don't listen. Another aspect/segment of programming that illustrates how they have become that which they once mocked.


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Jaw Breaker wrote:
I always wondered if Black Physicist was Neil DeGrasse Tyson...the guy who is often on NOVA. But then I looked him up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson

Apparently he lives in NY, so it's unlikely.


Also they sound completely different, and NdGT can actually speak fairly eloquently. BP, meanwhile, hasn't put a call worth a shit together since before Bears season ended.

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