post em if you got em

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

The greatest night in the history of baseball for a bunch of prospects from one team. Did you see what they did? Theo knows exactly what he's doing. He is sorting them out as we speak, analyzing the metrics and weighing the calculus after each pitch and every at-bat.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

In one segment the tell us not to get too excited about summer league (Douggie McBuckets had a bad night), and in the next they jizz about a great minor league performance.



...And before the ALS rises to take issue, I just want them to pick a lane and not be too fuckin' lazy. If they don't watch the games, cool. But they can't be the sole arbiters of optimism based on a box score that they chose to look at.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

Friday Fung was really good, at least. That's the kind of stuff that sets this show off as something different, not taking orders from team owners to talk about how great everything is. Fuckin' Chet Coppock could do that, or at least he could if all the owners were gentiles.

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Well played with avatar, CH. Well played.

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