That's right. This son of a bitch met the media.



What did he say? Who will break down every single word and tell you what was wrong with it? Who will tell you what he shouldn't have said and what he should have said. That's right. B&B will tell you. Tune in at about 4:45 or so to hear it.

Waddle and Silvy played Ray Rice. Both Waddle and Silvy were cool with what Ray Rice said. Both saying the scumbag was genuine. Bernstein won't like it.

Here's how B&B will do it when they play Ray Rice's comments.

Ray Rice: If you read the bible, it say the man is the head of the household.

Bernstein: What? Why can't the wife be the head of the household? Because some stupid fairy tale book says so? What does that even mean? Head of the household? Does that mean you're the one that gets to upper cut your wife in an elevator and drag her out like a caveman.

Boers: Unbelievable...this guy.

Bernstein: There's more. Tanny...

Ray Rice: I want to help people understand domestic violence.

Bernstein: What? I'll bet you do. You want to teach people how to properly hit your wife so she passes out on one swing, don't you, Ray Rice?

Boers: Oh...my...God.

Ray Rice: I made a mistake...

Bernstein: NO!!!!! A mistake is leaving your garage door open when you leave your house. A mistake is forgetting to get milk at the grocery store. A mistake is a big white dope trying to guard the rim when a wang whipper has a clear run from half court. Those are mistakes. YOU HIT YOUR WIFE. THAT"S NOT A MISTAKE.

Boers: I've had enough. HE JUST DOESN"T GET IT. I"M DONE.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Beardown and Bernstein: YOU DON"T CARE ABOUT WIFE BEATINGS? SO YOU"RE FOR WIFE BEATING? THAT"S WHAT YOU"RE SAYING. YOU PROBABLY HATE BLACK PEOPLE, TOO.

Don Tiny: No. What? That's not what I meant. That's not what I was saying. I was simply saying...

Beardown and Bernstein: We know exactly what you were saying. You and all of the rest of the people that don't care can continue living in 1920. (Click)

Don Tiny: That's totally unfair. I was...hello? Hello?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You can bet your last dollar he was coached more before that press conference than he ever was before a game.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Sun Times EXCLUSIVE: Rose talks about "His Camp vs. The Bulls".

Looks like Rose is now gonna take control of his brand and kick his brother and dumb ass B.J to the Curb.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/basketball/bulls/28980523-579/exclusive-derrick-rose-discusses-growing-tension-with-bulls.html#.U9q98-NdWyg

The Rose breaking news takes "The wife beater" off the hook with this short show...for now. B&B will get him tomorrow. Don't you worry.

My god Joe Cowley sounds like a fucking douchebag.

That's cuz he is a D-bag.

Still, first and only reporter to get Rose to talk about tension with his camp and the Bulls. KC Johnson once said no tension exists. KC will probably still say that.

That's because he is a douchebag. Seriously, one loathsome dude.

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I thought B&B either hated Cowley or dragged him through the mud so bad they likely wouldn't be talking again? Back around Ozzie time?

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Elections have consequences.

When did this happen? As far as I can tell B&B have been fans of Joe "Hottie Up That Pic" Cowley for some time.

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IDK thought I recalled it. Must have been someone else?

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Elections have consequences.

Not only would they never drag Cowley through the mud, they once ripped a Sun-Times article on the Bulls without mentioning the author (Cowley). The Score would never break bad on a White Sox buttmonkey as loyal as Cowley.

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Ha! I remember that was not too long ago. I think Dan may have even mentioned it in a column once, maybe?

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Maybe. I think Matt or Terry eventually asked who wrote this unacceptable column and he kind of did the talk-over-your-mouth-as-you-wipe-it thing. All the writers they'll shit on in this town and they're afraid of Cowley? I'd be afraid of Haugh; the dude's tau-addled brain might short-circuit and make him tackle you. But Cowley?

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NOT ALLOWED TO REPORT!! MUST DEFEND CUBS BULLS!!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Never did I think we three would ever all so readily and greedily drink to the same notion.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Bernstein will be his biggest champion (move aside Brandon Marshall) if Rice is diagnosed with a personality disorder.

Actually, this is how they would have handled it if they carried Ray Rice's press confernce live.

Ray Rice: First of all, I'd like to say I love my wife.

Bernstein: That's the wrong thing to say.

Boers: Oh...My...God.

Ray Rice: I love my teammates.

Bernstein: Wrong.

Ray Rice: Nobody should beat their wife.

Bernstein: Wrong.

Ray Rice: I'm sorry.

Bernstein: Wrong. Bad.

Ray Rice: With the help of God, I look to improve myself.

Bernstein: Wrong.

Ray Rice: Once again, I love my wife and I am sorry.

Bernstein: Ok. That's enough. That concludes the Ray Rice press conference. Everything he said was wrong, stupid and/or bad.

Boers: I agree.

it doesn't surprise me that they'd defend cowley on whatever...even though he's a raging misogynist. and yes, a big time douchebag.

it's funny, listening to older shows when they had no problem referring to someone as retarded (using that "he's a rih-tard" drop from "the hangover") and now they don't do that anymore; same with the "gay" drop. and then they claim they're "evolving". they're not evolving, they're just finding other groups of people to pick on and make fun of. and that's fine, if they want to be that...they do it quite well. but it's that sanctimonious "we're past that now" attitude that makes them hard to like.

As JORR said, they still make fun of lesbians. Specifically, black lesbians. Evidenced by their attack on WNBA players.

What was the name of that really tall black college player a couple of years ago. I think she played at baylor. Terry said that he thinks she has a wang. That doesn't sound very evolved to me. But they love the gay guy for the rams. If somebody said they think the gay Rams player has a vagina, B&B would dedicate an entire week of shows to how wrong that is. They'd crucify that person. It's the same thing as saying a lesbian has a wang. So it's pick and choose I guess.

B&B's way of thinking.

NFL player tonguing a dude on national TV: He's Jackie Robinson. He should be celebrated. Anybody who speaks ill of him should be killed.

Lesbian WNBA player with masculine features: Ridicule the shit out of her.

Agreed. The hypocrisy is damn interesting because they still have old school values built in. I would say for myself personally I absolutely had to come around on gay jokes the past few years and I wasn't a hatemonger.

Oddly with Michael Sam he grew up a Jehovah's Witness. I did too and after me mammy passed away at an early age ( she wasn't one) was forced into it hardcore. I got the ever living shit beaten out of me in school daily for not saluting the flag. Sent to the hospital once. Anyway my rant has to do with this, I understand Michael Sam has three prejudices against him. He isn't JR though.

B & B are by no means a moral compass. They do not teach you how to live they are nothing but an act. They beat dead horses sometimes but are somewhat right. I was in ny in March for work and spent time listening to the shows on the east coast and Collins first game back was at that time. It was pretty cool honestly. Very supportive.