Yeah I'm sure your kid did that and put it on top of a newspaper... because everyone knows high school kids read an actual print newspaper

#RuthkandaForever

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

What a nerd. Just get a new keychain.

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He couldn't virtue signal if he did that.

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What would be more cringe-worthy: If it was Dan who symbolically placed the shrouded keychain over a newspaper article detailing the very scandal that brought about the performative shroud, all for likes on twitter (for him, not Junior) or if his kid has learned to make empty and pointless virtue signals in exchange for parental approval to the point that he had to find the newspaper article and place his keychain just-so?

the shroud of deerfield

Beardown-esque performance by Ogie.

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Or just no keychain. Or Chicago Sky

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Elections have consequences.

Very good question.

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Why would you need a keychain for one fuckin' key?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I don’t see Dan burning all those custom sweaters and other swag they got in this skyboxes.

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Elections have consequences.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Embarrassing. He uses his kid as a virtue signaling prop.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

that is pretty good

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

JORR + whistler = MATCH

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You'll be hearing about him getting rid of all that next.

I wonder if Dan asked John McDonough about covering up sexual assault when they worked out together.

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Why wouldn't you need a key chain for one fucking key when you are 15ish and under?

Are you saying a genius kid might lose a key?

Anyway, Spaulding, I realize you're a girl with a purse. Most dudes I know don't want to be carrying around a giant keychain in their hip pocket.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I have never had a keychain in my life. Just the ring.

My favorite part of these Tweets where he distances himself, he still takes the time to mention to say how he got whatever thing he got through his connections.

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You know me like that.

Same here. Also, I haven't carried any keys for probably 10 years. Honestly I'm even sure if I have a key to my house.

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Heard Larry yakking about how McDonough told them what they could and could not say and helped to maintain their compliance by giving them team swag, tickets, etc.. Larry actually said he wished he would have said/done something, easy to say years and years later, he sound silly admitting this years after he passed up numerous chances to actually speak up.

Almost have to admire Murph, who apparently did not like the way the Hawks did business and would not even say the teams name back in the day, the more you learn about the goofs at the score the more Murph looks to be the only guy that was actually giving you an honest take on the Hawks organization.

He did the same thing with the suddenly virtuous Danny Bernstein, so who is he crappin'?

Bernstein didn’t report on it so his kid could get free tickets and a spot at fantasy camp. Complicit.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Bernstein probably identifies with Brad Aldrich in all of this. They're about the same size, which again is why I find the idea laughable that Kyle Beach was forced here.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

That's correct. The main marketing guy of the hockey team objected to being connected with white supremacism by the Score. I can understand his thought process.



Murph at the Score and McDonough only overlapped for like a year and a half, but in that time I remember him fine with the organization, especially compared with B&B.

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