(Close your eyes RFDC)

This poor bastard.

1. Drinky is working for Goff now. They joined each other as producers at the same time and Goff is 10 years younger.

2. The new guy they hired is not only an outsider, but 15 years younger.

3. It would have been less of a slap in the face if it were Rozner because he's older and a long time SCORE guy. The Parkins hire stings a little bit more than a Rozner hire. Ok. Maybe a lot more

4. Contrary to what Good Dolphin suggested, Goff will not ask drinky to get him a cup of coffee on day one. Goff is sensitive to this situation. He'll wait a month before sending drinky on food and coffee runs. That's what brothers do!!!!

BD, are you ok with Goff winning because you can enjoy the pain of Drinky? Will your girl get a biscuit tonight and a clean pair of panties?

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I take no joy in anything. I'm just here to analyze each and every radio occurrence.

You've always seemed a bit invested in Drinky's situation. I just assumed you root for his failure.

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Nope. I root for the greater good of sports radio. Always have. Always will.

Drinky, on the other hand, roots for teen age girls at Blackhawks parades to get knocked up and have bastard children.

Sad to hear that it'll be Bernstein and Goff...damn shame...

This is like the 7th or 8th time that drinky has to say "Congratulations" to a co worker through gritted teeth. Now he's gotta do it twice. To the new guy and to Goff again.

I'll tell you one thing, drinky is gonna hate the new guy. And since he's paired with Spiegel, whom he's always hated, he can now take shots at both of them in the safety net of the B&G show.

Beardown wins again.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

you are naive BD. as dumb as i think abbattacola is, he isnt dumb enough to not understand where he stands with WSCR... that was made clear to him years ago. this is not a surprising move

Icy is in for some angry retribution sex next few weeks .

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He's still like the guy in Dumb and Dumber, though. When there is an opening at the SCORE, like Jim Carey's character trying to get with the girl, he always says "So you're saying there's a chance!!!!"

Sorry. I was wrong on what day Beardown would go thread crazy. I still set the number at 7.5 and will promptly take the over.

Nope. This just in!!!! Goff and Parkins also get ICE GIRL.

Drinky:

I presume Abbatacola is a professional. If he hasn't gotten a full-time show by now, I would guess there was a conversation with him by management some time ago about where they see him being the most valuable.

I would have been fine with a Bernstein and Abbatacola show. But then again, maybe that's why I'm not in radio.

Bring Mac back and put him with drinky.

Seriously, I used to like drinky. Then he kinda became a dick. I feel bad for him right now though because I think Goff sucks.

Parkins: Hey drinky, I hear you're gonna be doing updates for us every now and then?

Drinky: It's Matt. That was an old nickname. I don't go by that anymore. I don't shine shoes no more either. I'm full time update boy now. I don't know if you heard. But, ahhhhh, yeah I'll be splitting updates between your show and B&G.

Parkins: Great. That's great. Listen, I've heard you on some podcasts when I was in KC. I don't want shtick from my update guy. Quite honestly, you tell a lot of bad jokes. I mean really bad. It brings down the show. It's one thing that you read copy bad. Nothing we can do about that. You're gonna get smarter. But can you just do it straight. No jokes. No commentary. Got it?

Drinky: Fuck you. I've been here 15 fuckin years mother fucker!!!! You were still in high school when I started at the SCORE. So if you think you can tell me...

Parkins: That's wonderful. But, like I said. No more stupid jokes. Got a problem with it, go to Mitch. I signed a 4 year deal. NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR SHINE BOX.

Drinky:

Parkins: One more thing, don't talk to me or Matt during the show. We're trying to do a smart show. We don't need stupid talk from you. Alright, buddy. see you tomorrow.

Drinky:

Not surprising to us, to Abattaclueless, he's shocked. He's put in 15 years, Terry went to bat for him, He thought Bernstein wanted him ( he didn't) he's seen Larry and his lame ass part time show survive simply on sucking Mitch's dick, he thought it was between him n Rozner.

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Is Drinky Divorced?

Hit Drinky up on twitter earlier in the day to ask him why he had been demoted to updates, rather than co-hosting. Never got a response.

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Like I've said, I wonder if drinky is no longer the producer. He might be full time updates now. He's done it every day this week. But I don't know if it can be full time. Cuz they have to squeeze Zack and Ranger in every now and then to give them shit to do. Julie has middays full time. Grote has mornings until the Cubs start.

Guess you guys don't listen as closely as you claim to. If you've heard the new Illinois Media School spots, Drinky now introduces himself as "update anchor and host". He's not the producer of that show anymore.

Surprised you were not blocked. I think the non answer is a yes.

Really a lot of new posters around here.

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Thanks for the correction, Matty!

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gonna throw a Belizean flag over her and give her the rough stuff for revenge

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I feel bad for drinky. I don't think he is demonstrably worse at radio than a lot of these guys whose careers seem to effortlessly progress.

I don't think update anchors make as much as executive producers at the station

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Is it really confirmed he is no longer producing?

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I enjoy Drinky's interactions with Bernstein much more than Goff's

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At least you can understand Matt when he speaks...Goff sounds horrible on the radio.