captions?

here's the score's website's description of the show:

Weenie and the Butt...Mid-days on The Score

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I just realized Zach Zaidman looks like a Low-T version of Connor McKnight.

that looks photoshopped

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

It has to be. I think Connor is about 6 inches taller than Bernstein. They were just talking about heights on air. I guess Bernsie could be on a step stool there akin to what they do with Al Michaels next to Colinsworth.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

If not, that makes Conner about 5'6.1876" tall...

Jinx

Dan Bernstein as Kevin Spacey in "I touched a boy."

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Did Connor color his hair red? I thought he had brown hair but he looks kind of ginger-y in that picture. He said he's 6' 3" which would make him about 10" taller than Bernstein.

Who's McDoink fooling with the flannel? He looks like a beta version of Dexter hiding out as the logger at the end.

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Lil Danny looking to replace Mel Brooks as the 2000 yr old man.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Dan's photo was done professionally, while McDoink's cropped image looks like it was taken from Facebook. Would it really be that hard to book a photographer for a day and shoot these before the guys go on the air for their shift?

Uh, did you see the Parkins and Mac photo? Mac looks like he is Marty McFly in 1955 and his parents aren't going to fall in love.

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With the way they threw the lineup change together in the middle of the week, I guess it would have been that hard. They should probably do it soon, though.

And yeah, Connor McKnight looks different in every picture he's in. He's a cipher.

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Oh yeah that one is definitely worse.

I was just thinking about that the other day. With the cost of hardware(Cameras) dropping, so many people are doing photography as a side/home business, you literally could have got somebody in there for ~$100 bucks to snap a few professional shots, instead they are dicking around with this Photoshop shit..

Maybe listening to Adam Carolla has started to instill in me the "cheapness dressed up as 'smarter, not harder'" he displays, but they were all together for that Monday morning announcement of the new lineup, right? Just tell them all to do up what hair they have and wear a nice shirt/sweater/blazer, because after the announcement segment (or during commercial breaks) everyone goes to the photog we have booked for the various show headshots. That way everything gets done in one day, and the shoot only needs to be booked for an hour or two, max.

Hell, there has to be a DSLR somewhere in those studios. Just have an intern take the shots and use the Gig Economy to get the required 'shopping done inside of an hour.

They play enough of those UpWork commercials...get it done with a freelancer!

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2.5

The Score has always done the peripherals cheaply and poorly. Their attempts at video have been lame, their graphic design is weak, and worst of all, they write copy like remedial 8th graders at best -- that's not even taking into account eye-poppers like "its Dan McNeil's first attempt at the Segement" the other day. That's why I laugh when people talk about the recent years of B&B being the Score's golden age. It never had a golden age, it's always been a shitshow radio station that had one funny show because no one was paying much attention.

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Mully is morphing into Orson Welles.

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My Maserati does 186.

One last thing, as I'm looking over this copy, and what copy it is, but just one small objection, OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!!!, just kidding, you're not on trial here, but I gotta ask you here: it says "in July, peas grow there," HOW DO YOU EMPHASIZE IN?!? Ohhhhh, my giddy aunt, this is like emphasizing the beef! Show me how you emphasize in in that sentence AND I'LL GO DOWN ON YOU, WHOOOOOOOOAA, UNBELIEVABLE!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George