I'm Matt Spiegel, and I'll betcha didn't know that the popular French-Canadian folk song "Alouette" is about the systematic mutilation of an innocent songbird. However, instead of plucking feathers, the Bears are possibly plucking a coach from the Montreal Alouettes. That should work. The Score won't tell you it might not! Trust in Phil Emery.

Personally, I hope we get more talk about how coaches at public universities deserve to make mid-seven figures because of how much they "matter" while tuition skyrockets and people lose jobs, because that was a thing right there.

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Because they do?

Nick Saban isn't raising tuition at Alabama. If anything, he's helping keep it lower.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

C'est l'âge d'or des directeurs généraux!

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Je te plumerai...

This Kids in the Hall skit about French Fur Trappers is hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zJTNOxV4Qg

Merry Friday Suckas...

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

I hadn't seen that one before. Hilarious

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

It is hilarious...but after watching it a few times it looks staged, the guy rubs dudes head after he spills the beverage. No one would do that...

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

I saw that too, but the first time I watched it was funny as hell.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I like that because he would piss off the meatballs who want some guy with a mustache drenched with Italian beef sauce.

Italian Beef sauce....hahaha. Mustard, come on man.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

You know, the stuff they dunk gravy bread in.

Does this mean we have to do the "Jim TRESSSTman!!!! oy!!!!!!" thing?

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Looks more like the love child of Alan Colmes and Bill Nye.

I knew what you meant, but I was trying to figure out how we would know his mustache was drenched? I guess it would have to be actively dripping or you'd need to be close enough to smell it. Either scenario is kind of weird.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Pretty good. I thought he was a love child of any white geek and white nerd.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Mac should bring that back! I thought lovechildren was Mac's thing up the dial.

Here's an upset. No transition today! Mac & Spiegs claim "logistical issues" for not doing the daily segment with B & B this afternoon. The guys aren't on location until 2 weeks from today when BOTH shows broadcast live from Once Upon a Bagel in Highland Park.

Football coaches should make 10 to 100 times what a professor makes?

We probably shouldn't do this seeing as his name is Marc. Whoops!

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The new Friday open is not good.

No. It doesn't set my heart to dance.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

No tranny for "meetings"? On a Friday afternoon?

Couldn't wait another 30 minutes to start? Tranny isn't that big of a deal, but this is a surprise nonetheless.

Why does Bernstein do "Oy!" Thing in hat Gabbo voice? Is he doing Gabbo?

Here's the Friday Game Plan with the Guys:

*2P: CSNChicago.com Bulls Insider Aggrey Sam
Live from New York; Derrick Rose Update; Bulls w/out Kirk Hinrich Again vs. Knicks?

*3:30P: "The Second Half"

*3:45P: Yahoo! Sports' NBA Writer Marc J. Spears
Clippers Best in NBA; Lakers Lottery-Bound?

*4P: BTN's Gerry DiNardo
Gerry's Final College Football Visit w/the Guys

Terry's "two favorite words", Laurence Holmes, takes over @ 6P as always. Holmes has yet another "full boat show" until 10P. Joe Ostrowski has the latenight SCORE from 10P tonight to 1A Saturday. That's when Amy Lawrence & CBS Sports Radio take over the SCORE airwaves until 8A Saturday morning live from New York.

AHAHAHAHAH

Terry got a "note" back that can neither confirm nor deny anything about Tresstman. His "Guy" tells him that there are a few guys that have really caught Phil Emery's eye and some others that he heard good things about and that's why he is interviewing them. And that there will be follow up interviews for the prospects he liked! But he may change his mind....

"Oh man, I could, um,uh,I, Uh....write him again but,uh, I don't know...I can neither confirm nor deny anything...." holy shit that's bad. Mac and Speigs are vastly superior to this garbage.

Wow, that's some real solid breaking news, Terry.

Oi, PTFB.

You're a very NegativeGuy.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I think Jimmy Johnson jumped the gun, but I wonder if the "FOX NFL Sunday" analyst will stick by his story tomorrow before Packers/Niners in the NFC Divisional Playoffs.