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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

They're bashing hockey?






IN!!!!!!!

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Apparently the chain is that owners need to be defended from players (they think Reinsdorf is cheap but he's not!) and players need to be defended from fans (they're making decisions about the rest of their lives!). Follow the money.

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Athletes are better people than you and me, it okay.

And lawyers.

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Also, there was something creepy about that open at the top of the hour with Dan yelling "you'd better thank social media every time you pay your mortgage!" at Erin Andrews. Like, what an odd mental picture to have to paint.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The bernstein Holy Trinity:

Wang Whippers
Litigators
Surgeons

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I like that Dan is no longer obsessed with social media merely as a literal thing (e.g. the utility of Twitter to track major sports stories) but also as an abstract idea. He sounds like a manager who considers watching TED Talks to be professional development. "Guys, we have to optimize our process through an infusion of innovative synergy to streamline end-user interfacing!"

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

See, the are correct sometimes.

While I am better than all of you, except for Q, Regular Reader and Irish Boy, I try to remain humble and not lord it over you.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It is another "thing" that he can latch onto and use to sound ahead of the curve and in the know...except that he really doesn't know what he's talking about.

I read that he said something like this yesterday. Would Erin Andrews not be eye candy for football fans without social media? Because Jayne Kennedy and Phyllis George strongly disagree

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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It wasn't so long ago that dan didn't "get" Twitter.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You're old ... and right ... but old ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Who's the girl from ESPN? I want to seek out the vid.

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So I'm to presume he thanks the barren sports talk landscape in Chicago when he sends his money to Citibank (or whomever)?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

N/A

(Daddy paid for Dan's house)

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I was on the ground floor of Erin Andrews back when sites like these were still considered social media and creepy guys were starting to stalk her in the even creepier, non-CSFMB hotel method.

She should be thanking Dr. Ken every time she pays her nonexistent mortgage!

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You know me like that.

I wasn't old enough to consume what Jayne was putting out but I do remember her being beautiful.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Elena Delle Donne is one of the few WNBA players that doesn't look like a wildebeest apparently, per Dan Bernstein.

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You know me like that.

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Mr. Right Side Of History strikes again.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Why didn't he just call them nappy-headed hos and get it over with?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Do the math.

She's 6'-5".
Not just a woman who would impose a sense of inferiority, but one of Amazonian (true beast) stature.





Crush him like little camp boy.

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I guess he would keep her for himself to breed with and not turn her over to the big black studs #lookattheirbodies

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'm guessing her teammates line-up to watch her shower...whatever Michael Sam said about showering with teammates be damned.

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Blackcastle?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

We should really have a running comic strip of LITERAL BERNSTEINISMS (a la the Wang Whipping pic)