Haven't checked this out yet but you had me at "Vintage George Ofman"

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Vintage George Ofman didn't disappoint....I wish "You convoluted little Deutschbank" would become a thing

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Good stuff. Jockamo!

Hey, I'm just glad people enjoy it. Like I said, when I first started archiving this stuff, I really didn't know what I was going to do with it. I just knew that there were some great comedy/radio moments that I didn't want to forget about.

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Thank you, Kid! Laughing my ass off at work

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Someone help. I'm locked in Kid Cairo's audio vault...

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Great stuff. Only complaint is I will now be humming the Different Strokes jingle on the way home tonight.

Good stuff here, Kid.

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Check out a comment I got on this one:



Yikes...

Anybody who knows me knows that I have no political leanings. My response was this:

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broadwaymungo is my other username, my bad.

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Thanks man!

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Drop In is Dave in TP? How did I miss that...

Good stuff as always Kid, thanks

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Happy Holidays. Twelve new clips up, including:

- Craig in Aurora
- Bozo's Organ
- Schmitty in Schaumburg
- Belizan Fugitives
- Friday Fung: Pick a Theme Song - Part 1
- Friday Fung: Pick a Theme Song - Part 2
- Kobe vs. Jordan
- Bernsie Likes Jazz Music
- Chuck in Freeport
- Ringo Starr's "Serious Message"
- Terry Hates Every State
- Masculine Female Athletes and Mustaches

Peace...

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Thank you kind sir. Best to you and yours as well!

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Wow, good stuff, thanks.

Mully + Grobber = Bulldog Bob Fescoe

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What year did Ann call into the show? I'm thinking somewhere around 2003, I also think the show may have been at its peak at that time.

Caller Ann was 12/31/03. I think Steve Silverman was subbing for Terry.

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Kid, do you believe in Dan's assessment of Koby vs MJ? I know you're not MJ's #1 fan, so I will appreciate your opinion.

I've been listening to these all night, just letting the next one come up. I didn't need to finish my work anyway. Jerk.

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I get what Berns was saying, but I don't definitively agree with it. I think Bernstein may have forgotten a lot about Jordan's pre-baseball athleticism because it was so long ago, but I don't agree that Kobe is as easily far and away more skilled than Jordan. If anything, it's very equal.

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I was kind of confused when Dan said he was sure that Kobe was a better shooter and dribbler. I like Kobe's basketball skills a lot, but it's hard to say that hands-down Kobe was better at the above.

Their skill level was just about equal with Jordan getting the edge in athleticism. 84-93 Jordan is easily superior to Kobe athletically, I think most people who have followed both players can agree to this.

I don't understand the ball handling argument whatsoever. Jordan was a superb ball handler, especially at his peak in the early 90's. He wasn't overly flashy but his crossover was lightning fast. It's silly to say either one of them was a better ball handler than the other.

YEAR TEAM G GS MPG FG% 3P% FT% OFF DEF RPG APG SPG BPG TO PF PPG
84-85 CHI 82 82 38.3 .515 .173 .845 2.00 4.50 6.50 5.9 2.39 .84 3.55 3.50 28.2
85-86 CHI 18 7 25.1 .457 .167 .840 1.30 2.30 3.60 2.9 2.06 1.17 2.50 2.60 22.7
86-87 CHI 82 82 40.0 .482 .182 .857 2.00 3.20 5.20 4.6 2.88 1.52 3.32 2.90 37.1
87-88 CHI 82 82 40.4 .535 .132 .841 1.70 3.80 5.50 5.9 3.16 1.60 3.07 3.30 35.0
88-89 CHI 81 81 40.2 .538 .276 .850 1.80 6.20 8.00 8.0 2.89 .80 3.58 3.00 32.5
89-90 CHI 82 82 39.0 .526 .376 .848 1.70 5.10 6.90 6.3 2.77 .66 3.01 2.90 33.6
90-91 CHI 82 82 37.0 .539 .312 .851 1.40 4.60 6.00 5.5 2.72 1.01 2.46 2.80 31.5
91-92 CHI 80 80 38.8 .519 .270 .832 1.10 5.30 6.40 6.1 2.28 .94 2.50 2.50 30.1
92-93 CHI 78 78 39.3 .495 .352 .837 1.70 5.00 6.70 5.5 2.83 .78 2.65 2.40 32.6
94-95 CHI 17 17 39.3 .411 .500 .801 1.50 5.40 6.90 5.3 1.76 .76 2.06 2.80 26.9
95-96 CHI 82 82 37.7 .495 .427 .834 1.80 4.80 6.60 4.3 2.20 .51 2.40 2.40 30.4
96-97 CHI 82 82 37.9 .486 .374 .833 1.40 4.50 5.90 4.3 1.71 .54 2.02 1.90 29.6
97-98 CHI 82 82 38.8 .465 .238 .784 1.60 4.20 5.80 3.5 1.72 .55 2.26 1.80 28.7
01-02 WAS 60 53 34.9 .416 .189 .790 .80 4.80 5.70 5.2 1.42 .43 2.70 2.00 22.9
02-03 WAS 82 67 37.0 .445 .291 .821 .90 5.20 6.10 3.8 1.50 .48 2.11 2.10 20.0
CAREER 1,072 1,039 38.3 .497 .327 .835 1.60 4.70 6.20 5.3 2.35 .83 2.73 2.60 30.1

Michael Jordan's 1986/1987 and 1987/1988 seasons were the two greatest individual seasons by any player in the history of the NBA. Don't give me Wilt's 50/20 season or when Oscar averaged a triple double. They don't count cuz that was a time when a lot of small whites were in the league.


Seriously, look at his numbers in those two seasons. Averaged 37 in 86/87. But 87/88 might have been his best. He averaged 35 while shooting 53% from the field. Think about that. That many shots with that field goal percentage for a 2 guard. That's sick. Only Big men shoot over 50%. Jordan did it in 5 seasons during his prime. Kobe has never shot 50% in any season. Look at his steals as well. He won defensive player of the year in that 87/88 season as well.

Jordan didn't miss or even not start a single game in his final three seasons? Christ, no wonder everyone is mad at Popovich.

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I think he was even better in the 89' season. His game was incredibly polished during that season and he did a terrific job at running the point for part of the season. I still think it was a crime that Magic won the MVP over him that year.

Holy shite.

That was an awesome post by Beardown.

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This thread has been hijacked by hashing out a bad Bernstein argument. Please stop.

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