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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:41 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

This thread is interesting.

I’ve learned now there are two types of hotness:

Attainably hot

Unattainably hot

The thread shows the board aren't a bunch of ignorant incels.

"Famous" people like Katie Nolan, Drew Barrymore, Julia Roberts aren't anything special but elevated due to their fame. There are plenty of more attractive ladies you can see walking around Chicago on a daily basis.

Each and every dude on this board could pull Katie Nolan equivalent tail. We're all studs here.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:41 pm

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Reared on the Score wrote:

I haven't seen this kind of shameless lusting over a mid-level sports media personality since Ogie and Dave Portnoy

Got 'em

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:42 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

This thread is interesting.

I’ve learned now there are two types of hotness:

Attainably hot

Unattainably hot

Each and every dude on this board could pull Katie Nolan equivalent tail. We're all studs here.

gd's point of there being plenty of PR reps, receptionists or accountants walking around Chicago that are equally or more hotter isnt a boast. It's a valid observation

Last edited by Kirkwood on Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Bababooey

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 7:54 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

This thread is interesting.

I’ve learned now there are two types of hotness:

Attainably hot

Unattainably hot

Each and every dude on this board could pull Katie Nolan equivalent tail. We're all studs here.

Been there done it. And I'm an ugly motherfucker.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:16 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Is she though? Average may be too harsh. You can find a Katie Nolan level girl at any run of the mill Irish bar in this city any day of the week. Maybe the more correct description is an obtainable level of beauty

Lol.. GTFO here. Have you been in Irish bars? Go into Any Mick joint south of Roosevelt on a monday through Thursday and in the hundreds of bars.. you might find a dozen..and half of those are tending bar.

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Crick Ramp

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:35 pm

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I’d eat that ass for hours

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:42 pm

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Crick Ramp wrote:

I’d eat that ass for hours

So you’re the dude that was in her DMs saying that?

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Crick Ramp

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:01 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

I’d eat that ass for hours

So you’re the dude that was in her DMs saying that?

I don’t do social media but I’d do her. And so would all these dumb asses arguing of gradations of beauty or whatever the fuck

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:06 pm

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I don’t think anyone is kicking her out of bed.

She’s just not Erin Andrews.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:17 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

I don’t think anyone is kicking her out of bed.

She’s just not Erin Andrews.

Thank goodness. You see Erin lately? :shock:

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Crick Ramp

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:19 pm

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I’ll take Katie over her. Just me though

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:44 pm

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whiskey dick wrote:

Does anyone else find it odd that Katie Nolan is coming on the show today at 10?

Who the hell is Katie Nolan? What does she do?

But I like her for this comment.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:02 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

run of the mill Irish bar

There is no such thing.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:05 pm

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Beardown wrote:

whiskey dick wrote:

Does anyone else find it odd that Katie Nolan is coming on the show today at 10?

Who the hell is Katie Nolan? What does she do?

But I like her for this comment.

Zip it, whistler.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:06 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

She's adorable. Kinda like Stephanie Ruhle...who is also absolutely brilliant...which is hot too.

Lol, wut?

State your case.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:49 am

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Whatever your thoughts are on the attainability, the hotness, or the attainable hotness of Katie Nolan, I'm glad this thread is about pictures of her and not pictures of a micropenis.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:56 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

She's adorable. Kinda like Stephanie Ruhle...who is also absolutely brilliant...which is hot too.

Lol, wut?

State your case.

Adorable:

Solid Bio. Very successful in areas that require pretty high intelligence...banking, hedge funds and derivatives. She has the chops to hang with any interview subject. She's clearly highly intelligent.

The "also" is only referring to Ruhle...as in "Ruhle is adorable and also brilliant".

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:09 am

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Crick Ramp wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

I’d eat that ass for hours

So you’re the dude that was in her DMs saying that?

I don’t do social media but I’d do her. And so would all these dumb asses arguing of gradations of beauty or whatever the fuck

I'd happily be in a menage with Julie and Maggie with Holly Rowe hanging out ready to tag in. What's your point?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:12 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

She's adorable. Kinda like Stephanie Ruhle...who is also absolutely brilliant...which is hot too.

Lol, wut?

State your case.

Adorable:

Dream bigger.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:49 am

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Kirkwood wrote:

"Famous" people like Katie Nolan, Drew Barrymore, Julia Roberts aren't anything special but elevated due to their fame. There are plenty of more attractive ladies you can see walking around Chicago on a daily basis.

Never really thought Julia Roberts was hot.

The guy who did the Sarah Jessica Parker website needs to start juliarobertslookslikeahorse.com

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:02 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

Never really thought Julia Roberts was hot.

The guy who did the Sarah Jessica Parker website needs to start juliarobertslookslikeahorse.com

And here I thought Drew Barrymore was the elephant in the room.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:22 am

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Father Time hasn't been terribly kind to her, but she was as cute as could be back in the day.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:43 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Father Time hasn't been terribly kind to her, but she was as cute as could be back in the day.

I get it. I just always felt she overplayed it. Plus she has a mushmouth. Guys found that endearing too.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:08 pm

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Nardi wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Father Time hasn't been terribly kind to her, but she was as cute as could be back in the day.

I get it. I just always felt she overplayed it. Plus she has a mushmouth. Guys found that endearing too.

People think she is the character she plays in The Wedding Singer rather than the unfortunate reality.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:13 pm

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Hadn't heard Bernstein in a while, but today was reminded why he is both loved and hated. Within a three-minute span, he used the words "leitmotif" and "tenterhooks."

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GoldenJet

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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:51 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

She's adorable. Kinda like Stephanie Ruhle...who is also absolutely brilliant...which is hot too.

Lol, wut?

State your case.

Adorable:

Dream bigger.

What can I say, she's my morning news crush.

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