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Rod

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:21 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Boers & Bernstein - Larry in Lombard (4/27/11)

This call was from a couple of months ago. I believe it was the day after the Hawks were eliminated by Vancouver. Larry in Lombard is angry. He doesn't really have a point - he just wants to rant. Listen for Bernstein's reaction after Larry angrily hangs up. :lol:

He wasn't from Back of the Yards. He was from Lombard.

Stoopid BernStine.

Yeah, bernstein created some imaginary radio after that call. What I find funny about li'l danny's reaction to a guy like Larry in Lombard, is that he seems truly perplexed as to why someone would just come at another person like a complete dickwad. And yet, it is the basis for his entire career.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:12 am

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Well, it was funny. That's all I know.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:13 am

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Somebody's got too much time on his hands

That was a joke, Dead Serious Kid Cairo

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:15 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Well, it was funny. That's all I know.

It sure was.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:20 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Somebody's got too much time on his hands

That was a joke, Dead Serious Kid Cairo

Respect.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:26 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Well, it was funny. That's all I know.

That's why I listen. Thanks for posting that shit.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:30 am

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Somebody's got too much time on his hands
That was a joke, Dead Serious Kid Cairo

Respect.

What do you use to record those, First Child Cario (a/k/a "F.C.C.")?

I pull the podcasts from the Score site, then I dump em in Cool Edit Pro. The video is done with Windows Movie Maker.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:53 am

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

Hey, that could be the name of your second album: First Child.

That's pretty damn cool actually. I'll consider that.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:02 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Q.Bovifs wrote:

Hey, that could be the name of your second album: First Child.

That's pretty damn cool actually. I'll consider that.

I think it should be called The Rebirth of Rap.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:13 am

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Damn. That's also good.

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:13 am

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Thank you OKC!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:16 am

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Drop In wrote:

Thank you OKC!

Fo sho.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:17 am

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I think it should be called...

Bezmatic
Bez or Die
Only Built for Bez linx
The Pretty Cairo Album
The Bezprint
Straight Out the Gardens
The Low Bez Theory
Strictly Bez-ness
Bezurrection
Bez on Both Sides
Jambie Jingles

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:29 am

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This is all some really good stuff guys.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:39 am

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Awesome. Thanks, OKC!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:40 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Strictly Bez-ness
Bezurrection
Bez on Both Sides
Jambie Jingles

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:43 am

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Bezurrection is great. But you need to save that for after you've made it big, blown all your cash on drugs and hookers, and then cleaned up. That's the big comeback record.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:54 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Bezurrection is great. But you need to save that for after you've made it big, blown all your cash on drugs and hookers, and then cleaned up. That's the big comeback record.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:55 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Bezurrection is great. But you need to save that for after you've made it big, blown all your cash on drugs and hookers, and then cleaned up. That's the big comeback record.

And don't forget the part where he sends a picture of his junk to a chick.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:01 am

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spmack wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Bezurrection is great. But you need to save that for after you've made it big, blown all your cash on drugs and hookers, and then cleaned up. That's the big comeback record.

And don't forget the part where he sends a picture of his junk to a chick.

Well...I certainly wouldn't be worried about the reaction.

*coughGregOdencough*

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:16 am

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Message Board Dropout
It Was Posted
Unfinished Bezness
Bez Packets
Dont Sweat the Beznique
6 Mults Deep
Late Bezistration
The Beztament
You cant imagine how much Bez were having
A History of Bezness...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:25 am

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Man...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:27 am

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Here's 3 more album name ideas...
Sleepin on da Couch
Snoozin durin the 4th
Wha??

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:27 am

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I'd go with "Bez nuts".

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:34 am

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Bez Ryhmes and Life
All Eyez on Bez
The Bezprint

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:43 am

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Bez's Boutique
The Bezassaiance
Bezness as Usual
Bez Certificate
36 Screennames (Enter the Cairo)
Southsidebezalisticadillacmuzik
Shakes is High
Mitch Hedburg is Dead...

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:44 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

36 Screennames (Enter the Cairo)

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:57 am

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EmBEZlement
Best of The Bez
Strictly for my A.L.S.E.R.S.
Crazy Bezzy Cool
He's the Host, Im the Poster
O.P. Original Poster
The Bezagge
3 years, 5 days, and 20,000 posts in the life of...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:06 am

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Man, Spark is straight fuckin shit up today. :thumleft:

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:15 pm

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The BEZantine Empire
No Business like ShowBezness
The Score (670)
Bigger and BEZzer
The Miseducation of Oswalt Bates
Do Bits or Die Multing
Bez Serious
Critical Bezdown
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