No. Even though I consume a lot of sports talk radio, I'll text before I call.

Well how about you make that first call today.

CSFMB needs you to show us all how it is done.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Sorry to disappoint you. I don't have time or patience...

By the way, I did make it on to "Ask Herb" the other night w/Goff...

See SHARK you are a rising star.

It is time to step up to a phone call to the boys. It is Friday, it is time for a SHARK attack.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

If SHARK makes it onto "Boers & Bernstein", it'll come by way of text or Twitter. Whether or not it gets read on air, it's up to the guys themselves.

Just for the record if Illinois wants to give me Shaka Smart money I will be glad to come be their coach.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Did B&B think some rube from Tulsa would have a hard time coming to Illinois and recruiting as well?

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You know me like that.

Rodewald, discipline hearings over the phone can lead to no more than a five-game suspension, not at least. Stop repeating this twice an hour.

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That rube only won with Kruger's recruits

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Bruce Weber had an 89-65 record in the Big Ten.

Why does Terry keep saying he had a losing record?

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You know me like that.

Because he's a fucking moron?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I think that may be over the past five years or something. Maybe he is just plain wrong.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

That manager from Illinois was wrong. Lewis Jackson wasn't recruited by Illinois because they thought they had better. He was from Decatur. Does he not realize that Illinois takes guys from central Illinois every year?

As for Hummel wanting to go there but he couldn't because he needed Chicago guys, that's not true either. Illinois took one player out of Westchester, two from central Illinois, and two from out of state. Hummel did have some family who worked at Illinois but I don't think Illinois was ever a factor for him.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I love when B&B talk Illinois.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

My guess is they are referring to Weber's record with players he recruited, although I have not heard them throw out that caveat.

I remember that. If I recall correctly, he really wanted to go to Illinois but Weber wasn't interested.

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You know me like that.

07/08 they went 5-13 in conference.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Yeah. He made it pretty clear he was upset that Illinois didn't even recruit him. They had Frazier, McCamey and Brandon Paul coming so they didn't think he was good enough.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

A Sergei Krivokrasov reference.

I love Live Ringers.

And a Sid Vicious reference as well!

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One day only, Dan Bernstein sings Eminem hits. Dumbest damn show ever.

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The world definitely missed out on Rodney Fields.

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Dan Monson went to the tournament 5 out of 7 years.

Yeah, 4 of those 5 were the NIT. Nice call.

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You know me like that.

I don't know how an Illini fan can listen to this show. B&B are nothing compared to the stupidity of callers about Illinois.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Is my order correct on this?

Bernstein has been reporting that, according to his sources:

- Illinois wants a black coach
- Illinois is willing to consider a white coach
- Illinois is going after Shaka Smart
- Illinois is going after a well known Top 10 coach who is disgruntled with his AD
- Illinois is going after the Butler head coach

Everyday, they make the point that Bernstein is on top of the story.

Has he been? It seems to me that he hasn't been, and is probably just following some blog that he likes to read. If he ends up right, it would seem to be more luck than anything else.