Keep it down. I'm trying to do a show now.

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Prove your identity by sneaking the word "filibuster" into today's show.

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Let me get right on that for you.

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Seacrest IS Rozner....Finlke IS Einhorn!!!

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Here's the Tuesday Game Plan w/Bernsy & Rozner:

*3:30P: "The Second Half"

That's all they have...for now anyway.

"Scoreboard Updates": Zach Zaidman

Laurence Holmes returns to his regular time, albeit for just 2 hours this eve. Holmes originates an abbreviated evening SCORE from White Sox Spring Training Camp in Glendale, AZ this eve from 6-8P. Holmes will hand things over to Dial Global/NCAA Radio Network @ 8P tonight for the second game of the NCAA First Four from Dayton, OH. The longtime radio voice of the Dallas Cowboys, New Trier H.S. alum Brad Sham, & onetime former Bull Kyle Macy will paint the picture for the radio network's call of the St. Mary's (CA)/Middle Tennessee State basketball game that'll follow North Carolina A&T/Liberty. Joe Ostrowski will follow the game with the latenight SCORE around 10:30P-ish until Midnight leading directly into "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris.

Middle Tennessee State University, commonly abbreviated as MTSU or MT, is a comprehensive coeducational public university in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.
Founded in 1911 as a normal school, the university is composed of seven undergraduate colleges as well as a college of graduate studies offering more than 80 majors/degree programs through over 35 departments. MTSU is most prominently known for its Recording Industry, Aerospace, Music, and Concrete Industry Management programs. The university has partnered in research endeavors with the Oak Ridge National Laboratory,[5] the United States Army, and the United States Marine Corps.[6] In 2009, Middle Tennessee State University was ranked among the nation's top 100 public universities by Forbes magazine.[7]
MTSU student athletes compete intercollegiately as the Blue Raiders, as a part of Division 1 Football Bowl Subdivision athletics in the Sun Belt Conference. On November 29th, 2012, MTSU Athletics announced they had accepted an invitation to Conference USA to begin conference play "no later than July 1st, 2014." [8]
MTSU is part of the Tennessee Board of Regents and the State University and Community College System of Tennessee, and is accredited by the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools Commission on Colleges.[9] Its president is Sidney A. McPhee.

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for someone supposedly smart, Bernsie has a real hard time in realizing when he's being played.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Lmao nipping at the heels

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Elections have consequences.

Barry, Pronger was only with the Oil for a year. You pretty much have to think of him first and foremost as a Blue. Maybe a Duck. Also, he started with Hartford.

Good show! First time I've listened in weeks.

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Oh god, Bernstein trying to remember the theme to What's Happening Now!! is vintage stuff. Awesome.

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Pronger is NOT a goalie.

Learned that in the magnificent bandwagon run of 2010!

Nadine was a Caller Bob on wheels

stacy or whatevers suggestion was fucking dumb. dan was licking her ass to come off as womans rights shit. just give rozner the host chair

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

No Terry makes this thread sleepy...

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

No she was not. But Shirley was.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

$5 to the guy who calls in and sez, "good afternoon, Dan and Seacrest"...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Both don't have a lot of hair...

KS, your playing right?

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Oh, i can see a lil of the hubnation in him...I meant about knowing of Larry David?

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

eh.... that depends. He wrote Seinfield, essentially George Costanza is a play on Larry David. He's also the central figure of the HBO show "Curb your enthusiasm".......basically, if you dig Jewish humor about everyday scenarios tailspining, he's your god

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

If I'm not mistaken, didn't Larry David voice the late, great Yankees' Owner George Steinbrenner on "Seinfeld" in addition to co-create & executive produce the series "about nothing"?

Wow, Bernsy with some pretty scummy insinuations about Kane's dad.

Is this another one of his "Well, I know all sorts of stuff but I can't tell you any of it," things?

Rozner's advice to Stan Bowman: try not to trade for Alex Ovechkin. Well. Aye aye, captain!

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Not enough penises and mutual HJs in those shows for your taste. Stick to Queer As Folk.

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Not the first time he's implied that. IIRC, Berny's hinted at Papa Kaner being an alcoholic.

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I'm always amazed, amazed, when people have gone through life not having seen an episode of Seinfeld. It's happened a few times!

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Same as Boers knowing things about Sarah Kustok's father ( after the fact of course) . Errr, ummmm, ehmmmm, he's a , in point of fact, a bad guy.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Great show today with Rozner. Berns is so much better without Boers. He's nowhere near the jagoff that he is when Terry is there. Its also great to listen to a guy who actually knows & understand Hockey like Roz does. This should be a permanent team.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

I agree. I really like Rozner. Its nice to see berns paired with him.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014