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Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:31 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Bernsie laying down some legal expertise.

Billy Cub laying down some tax expertise.

Billy Cub got audit tickat.

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Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:31 pm

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Has Dan mentioned the rumors of Lebron being linked to Biogenesis? I want to see if this causes him to change his hellfire and brimstone stance on PEDs. I'm sure if it does come up, he'd quickly to change the topic to those dumb Bulls fans having irrational hatred for that stud.

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Bucky Chris

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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:32 pm

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I'm surprised how well Billy Cub is doing. Not a total dipshit.

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redskingreg

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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:32 pm

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Didn't Billy Cub say no one is required to tip? Then, a few minutes later, say it's fine to yell at someone over the lack of a tip. :lol:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:33 pm

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Bucky Chris wrote:

I'm surprised how well Billy Cub is doing. Not a total dipshit.

I was just going to say the same thing.

I don't think this planned B&B education/chastising is going as well as they thought it would.

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Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:33 pm

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New entry for Tourney of Bad : Billy Cub

This guy is a terd.....

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:34 pm

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Bucky Chris wrote:

I'm surprised how well Billy Cub is doing. Not a total dipshit.

I was just going to say the same thing.

I don't think this planned B&B education/chastising is going as well as they thought it would.

To clarify, he is kind of a dipshit.

But, he at least has a clear bad plan.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:35 pm

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I thought the guy in "the suit" was Chris Tannehill.

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NearWessSideHussra

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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:36 pm

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Billy Cub's tipping complaint would be well-rec'd around here.

whathisname, John Paul Trier Weier?

dude is also a novelist, self-published?

http://www.amazon.com/4th-Inches-John-P ... 1425954014

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John Paul Weier, the youngest son of eight children, was born in Glendale, Arizona in 1981. At the age of thirteen, his family relocated to Sterling, Illinois, where he attended Newman Central Catholic High School. He was named the most improved lineman his senior year and was part of the 1998 IHSA Football Class 1A State Runner-up team. While attending Sauk Valley Community College and balancing two jobs, he soon found himself dreaming of being a writer but did not have the time or resources to pursue it. After losing both of his jobs in the span of one week, he decided to devote his spare time to writing. His writing skills quickly developed, yet all the outlets he pursued in order to advance his writing career rejected him. Frustrated and ready to give up on his dreams, he received a phone call informing him he took 3rd Prize out of over 500 submissions in the WriteStuff Writers national writing contest. John Paul Weier hopes this will allow him to make a positive impact through his writing.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:38 pm

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Anyone have Johngy with Billy Cub?

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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:38 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

But, he at least has a clear bad plan.

In that case, he's perfect for the Cubs!

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NearWessSideHussra

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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:39 pm

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Cubs are looking for a mascot to celebrate 100 years of losing at Wrigley Field...paging Wayne Stylie.

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redskingreg

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NearWessSideHussra wrote:

Cubs are looking for a mascot to celebrate 100 years of Wrigley Field...paging Wayne Stylie.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:40 pm

Finally! Bernsie found a legal or tax violation.

Now they can stop.

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schmitty1121

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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:41 pm

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Billy should have told Dan to fuck off when he started asking tax questions. Who the hell is he to question the man's money.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:42 pm

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Terry's final comment "Don't...uh...don't....uh....uh...uh...uh...stop....stop...you know the Cubs aren't going to hire you, right?"

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NearWessSideHussra

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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:43 pm

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Billy Cub giving Bernsie the bizness. Furry costume wearer 1 - Bernstein 0

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bigz38

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:45 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

Not funny. Ever. Stop. It.

You are mistaken my friend. Never not funny. And members of Never Not Funny.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:46 pm

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Billy Cub seemed to know more than Bernstein. That's an upset.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:46 pm

You could hear the disappointment in Dan's voice when he had kind of an explanation about how he reports his income.

I didn't really hear what the guy said about how he does it to see if it was legit, though. Something about reporting it as income for his entertainment business?

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:46 pm

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NearWessSideHussra wrote:

IRS is gonna be all up in Billy Cub's biz for a piece of those $5K in tips.

5000/81 = $60 per game..less taxes now.

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bigz38

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:51 pm

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He sure is proud that he invented the concept of a mascot.

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Old Man River

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:53 pm

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NearWessSideHussra wrote:

IRS is gonna be all up in Billy Cub's biz for a piece of those $5K in tips.

5000/81 = $60 per game..less taxes now.

And he's out there for 10 hours/game. I'm no math major, but that's a lot for a little.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:55 pm

Who tips a mascot?

Except, like, mafia guys who tip everybody. Like in the movies.

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Brick

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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:56 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Obvious Bernstein disdain is obvious. Some of y'all are insane. Billy Cub is way off his rocker.

He was right though.

He's insane if he thinks the Cubs will hire him though.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: 7/26 Time to retire "And members of...."

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:58 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Who tips a mascot?

Except, like, mafia guys who tip everybody. Like in the movies.

Eh, if you go to Times Sq or the Walk of Fame in Hollywood, those weirdos in costumes hit you up for tips for pics.

I imagine families with kids and drunk-ass cub fans think it's fun to instagram a pic of themselves with Billy Cub and then hand over a five or more when he asks.

I'd guess 60$ a game to be on the low side. but who knows.

Maybe he just tells the IRS $5K, the way waitstaff are now required to report a certain amount of tipped income regardless of actual tips.

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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:59 pm