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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: im not a fat turd like dbernstein either teary

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:55 am

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24_Guy wrote:

For me, it's the same thing every day. Every day, here it comes. Liver, or fish. Fish, liver, liver, fish. I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions.

We want something else. We want something else.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: im not a fat turd like dbernstein either teary

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:32 am

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pittmike wrote:

I guess she is some sort of vegan but eats bacon.

I love "vegans" who eat bacon. This isn't the first time I've heard of that either. There should be a name for it.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: im not a fat turd like dbernstein either teary

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:43 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

No, the story was, IIRC (she blogged about it and someone posted it here), that Dan was doing a Bears report and the hosts (HFC?) were making fun of his dating life; he said something like "I want a Jewish girl with blonde hair and an English degree," and then her boss was listening and set them up. That's actually pretty cute.

I think Dan has said a few times that they were fixed up by Tom Shaer. Hawaiian!

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

pittmike wrote:

I guess she is some sort of vegan but eats bacon.

I love "vegans" who eat bacon. This isn't the first time I've heard of that either. There should be a name for it.

"Hypocrite" usually works.

A friend of mine from college was a vegetarian...except on the days she went to McDonald's for a quarter pounder with cheese.

I also knew a woman who had the license plate "Ban Fur." Her car had a leather interior.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: im not a fat turd like dbernstein either teary

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:46 am

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Urban dictionary gives us Bacontarian. Of course invented by a yuppie I am sure.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: im not a fat turd like dbernstein either teary

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:48 am

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Tad Queasy wrote:

I also knew a woman who had the license plate "Ban Fur."

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/82841748/horn.mp3

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: im not a fat turd like dbernstein either teary

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:50 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

Tad Queasy wrote:

I also knew a woman who had the license plate "Ban Fur."

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/82841748/horn.mp3

Lmao

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Rod

Post subject: Re: im not a fat turd like dbernstein either teary

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:57 am

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Tad Queasy wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I love "vegans" who eat bacon. This isn't the first time I've heard of that either. There should be a name for it.

"Hypocrite" usually works.

I couldn't care less about what anyone else eats, but it seems to me the act of being vegan is a political statement. It certainly can't be for health reasons since it obviously isn't the healthiest way to eat. That being the case, why would a vegan make an exception to eat meat from the most highly-evolved and intelligent of the common farm animals.

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Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:13 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

and thus i was always a bigfan of this campaign/shirt...

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