TO CHICAGO WOMEN: Don't fall for it. While Dan has taken the unique position of being against rape, he is still a sexist pig.

Kane's about ready for the deni$dman hair style. You gotta recognize your challenged follicles and embrace a good clean shave.

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Would certainly help him cut down the forensic evidence .

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I want the Sox game to go 16 innings just to piss off Farmer and DJ.

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Well that play sounded interesting, caught but then dropped over the wall for a home run?

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I tend to think it is two pages because people are mocking and making fun of him, not that they care what he thinks.

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That's your problem, 'tending to think' isn't Drinkybag's method.

Cardinal rule right out of the gate.

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Elections have consequences.

Julie and Dan are the Score's rape experts

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Is dan experienced? Where'd he do his raping?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Sure is a ton of fake outrage. I can't imagine the Blackhawks ever recovering from this press conference loss. Never.

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Rape others as you would like to be raped.

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Patrick Kane story = Joe Pa and Penn St.

Everyone is similarly dismayed across the board.

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Elections have consequences.

Dan is doing a great job today. Take off the Hawks fan blinders here.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It's not going to matter in a month, sadly. Not making light of what allegedly happened. It's just the reality of this stuff.

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Senora columnist / rape expert did chime in, linked through lil Danny's twitter. Wonder why she didn't have a take on her working on a show with a blatant sexist


DiCaro: The Blackhawks’ Awful, Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
September 17, 2015 4:34 PM


By Julie DiCaro–
(CBS) There comes a moment in many criminal jury trials in which the defense counsel has to try to explain why its client isn’t taking the stand. Defense attorneys hate these moments. Never mind that invoking one’s Fifth Amendment rights not to incriminate oneself is as sound a legal strategy as there is. Never mind that juries are instructed that they can’t use a defendant’s refusal to testify against him. The bottom line is, no matter how innocent the client, it just looks bad.
On Thursday, Patrick Kane and the Blackhawks looked bad.
Not only did Kane look like he wanted to throw up for most of the press conference — in which he spoke publicly for the first time since news of a sexual assault investigation broke, a case in which he expressed confidence that he’ll be cleared of wrongdoing — he flubbed the most important line in his written statement, saying, “I am confident once all facts come to light, I will be absolved of having done nothing wrong.”
Whoops. If we wanted to get really technical about it, Kane just assured us all that he’ll be held accountable for … something.
Worse, Kane, decidedly green around the gills, then proceeded to take “hockey questions” from reporters, none of whom wanted to ask anything about hockey. As a result, Kane was forced to refuse to answer questions about the ongoing criminal investigation of rape allegations against him, a possible fan backlash and his infamous drinking habit. All the while, team president John McDonough, general manager Stan Bowman and coach Joel Quenneville sat, stone-faced, just inches away. It was awkward, uncomfortable and just looked bad.
The worst moment, however, came not from Kane, but from McDonough.
“We recognize that Patrick Kane is dealing with a very serious situation,” he said. “Based on our discussions with his legal representatives who are very close to this matter, we have decided to have Patrick join us for training camp.”
While McDonough’s statement almost certainly referred to the fact that Kane hasn’t been charged with a crime and may not be for some time, if ever, the words came off as if the Blackhawks have information about Kane’s guilt or innocence that others don’t. It inadvertently implies that the Blackhawks are putting their money on Kane’s version of events, rather than the accuser’s.
For a team that has already faced criticism from women for their former use of “The Stripper” during the “Shoot the Puck” event and for the barely-there uniforms worn by the Ice Girls, McDonough’s statement was just more evidence that the Blackhawks are completely tone deaf when it comes to their female fans.
All in all, Thursday’s press conference was an exercise in futility. No one’s going to change their minds about Kane’s guilt or innocence based on anything said Thursday. No new information with regard to Kane was shared, and the Blackhawks can’t even claim brownie points for treating the subject of sexual violence with particular sensitivity.
Instead, all Blackhawks fans got was more of the same: one big, giant distraction from a championship team preparing to defend the Stanley Cup.
Julie DiCaro is an update anchor and columnist for 670 The Score. She previously worked for 15 years as a lawyer in criminal and family court. Follow Julie on Twitter @JulieDiCaro or onFacebook. The views expressed on this page are those of the author, not CBS Local Chicago or our affiliated television and radio stations.i]

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Dan REAAAAAALLLLY appreciates your support for ALSO being against rape. Good job!

I don't think a guy who literally chose his name based off Dan Bernstein should be talking about how others react towards Dan Bernstein.

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I think the Blackhawks are in negotiations with the accuser to offer her an ice girl job.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Anyone surprised that a fat, ugly girl takes offense to hot girls wearing skimpy clothes?

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If I only I gave a shit what you thought...

What she should have written....

"For a team that has already faced criticism from women for their former use of “The Stripper” during the “Shoot the Puck” event and for the barely-there uniforms worn by the Ice Girls, McDonough’s statement was just more evidence that the Blackhawks are completely tone deaf when it comes to their OVERWEIGHT AND UNATTRACTIVE female fans.

And the show got less than a page whenever it actually started.

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well what's he supposed to say? i'll confess to not seeing the press conference today, but is he supposed to come out and talk about a case that's either still pending or in the process of being settled? what can he say? I DID NOT RAPE THAT WOMAN!!!! and slam his fist on the table while staring down the camera? if he came out and said anything short of "hey you know what? i had to wet the worm and i'm kind of rich drunk and famous so you know, shit happens. my bad chicago.... fortunately i have enough money to toss this chick at least a generation or two of wealth so if she's willing to not throw me in jail and end my hockey career i'll get her on the gravy train and her kids will go to good colleges on your boy KANERRRRRRR here" --- yeah short of saying that and essentially convicting himself of rape on live TV, man, what else is he supposed to say to make everyone happy?

if he defended himself or tried apologizing he'd be crucified by bernstein/rozner/etc for being guilty. if he comes out and talks hockey he gets slammed by them for not mentioning the pink elephant in the room masturbating while shitting on your couch. yeah you feel weird asking "is that a giant pink elephant masturbating on your couch dude?" but when it's shitting on the couch you can at least go "WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE HELL IS THAT ELEPHANT SHITTING ON YOUR COUCH DUDE?!?!" because defecation is universally, well, shit, but masturbation/sexuality is inherently taboo like that. why do you think circa 5th-8th grades whenever the topic of sex came up (or you started sex ed) when you got to the first mention of a penis or a vagina the whole class would go OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH ??

so yeah he was really damned if he does and damned if he doesnt, because if he doesn't have a press conference at all he's hiding from it because he's guilty. if he has one and he addresses it then that scumbag is trying to curry favor with everyone because he's guilty as fuck. no matter what he does he's fucked because this situation is a no-win situation, unless you look at it totally pragmatically and say "hey, at least this lady and her family/kids are going to be able to have better lives now because they should accrue 1-2 generations worth of wealth that can get these kids to better/colleges" --- of course that's just making the best of a horrible situation.

now all that's left for ppl to do is to grandstand about how the 3 hawks championships have been tainted and cheapened/lessened in their minds and any future championships wont mean as much, if anything (knowing that the window is likely closing and they wont have to worry about too many more championships in the near future) and they talk about how they're going to have a hard time supporting a team that puts kaner on the ice..... but of course in the end they just register their protest with anyone who will listen and they secretly think "hell yeah! this window isn't closed yet" just as long as they're ON RECORD as being 100% against these scumbag blackhawks.

idk what happened that night and with rich-n-famous drunken pro athletes i can see anything being possible (rape or gold-digging/scheming chicks). the truth is above my paygrading. i just personally hate the morally-crusading / social-justicey people grandstanding on the back of shit like this trying to show off that they're paragon to what's right and moral in the world. fuck off plz.

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that pretty much sums it up for me sini. Well said.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Maybe he got cornholed at Duke.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Bernstein: All the Hawks did today was encourage and promote rape. That's all they did. Women are in more jeopardy of rape than before this press conference took place. As we speak, Blackhawk fan boys are raping women because of this press conference. It's as though they got the "go ahead" from McDonough. For shame.

Boers: Yep.