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Far be it from me to defend Tim Beckman, but that shouldn't even be entered.

That's more of a rambling bad thought than anything that's particularly funny. He's said much stupider stuff than that. That was just a poorly organized explanation of a bad idea.


Yeah, when by your own admission you can't even play the entire clip on the radio because it's too long and meandering, then it doesn't belong. Geez.

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maybe this is just setting up for the quote of the year show to get a high seed in the next tournament of bad?

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Far be it from me to defend Tim Beckman, but that shouldn't even be entered.

That's more of a rambling bad thought than anything that's particularly funny. He's said much stupider stuff than that. That was just a poorly organized explanation of a bad idea.


Yeah, when by your own admission you can't even play the entire clip on the radio because it's too long and meandering, then it doesn't belong. Geez.


Oh, I'm not listening. I just saw the quotes on Twitter.

I haven't listened in months. For real this time, I'm pretty sure I'm done with them. I "haven't listened" before but this time it's really taken.

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So " I have no rooting interest in her work but enjoy her giant boobs" didn't make the cut?

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So far a great start. This may be the show that starts them back to the path of being #1 in Chicago.


Not with that list of nominees. They'll be lucky if S&W don't widen their lead.

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What the fuck is this mattress ad with Matt and Terry? Do these companies actually want these blithering dipshits representing them? Were they only allowed one (drunken?) take?

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What the fuck is this mattress ad with Matt and Terry? Do these companies actually want these blithering dipshits representing them? Were they only allowed one (drunken?) take?


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What the fuck is this mattress ad with Matt and Terry? Do these companies actually want these blithering dipshits representing them? Were they only allowed one (drunken?) take?


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As is any group of white people that are chanting anything.
even "Go Cubs Go"?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Far be it from me to defend Tim Beckman, but that shouldn't even be entered.

That's more of a rambling bad thought than anything that's particularly funny. He's said much stupider stuff than that. That was just a poorly organized explanation of a bad idea.


Yeah, when by your own admission you can't even play the entire clip on the radio because it's too long and meandering, then it doesn't belong. Geez.


Oh, I'm not listening. I just saw the quotes on Twitter.

I haven't listened in months. For real this time, I'm pretty sure I'm done with them. I "haven't listened" before but this time it's really taken.


It is a tough addiction to kick. I loved Boers for so many years being a very loyal HFC guy. But for the CTE and Penn State stuff, I would still be listening. Those periods in B&B history merely awoke me to the serious flaws with the show.

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Dan going all Father Of The Year on some caller's ass. Your child needs to be prepared for when terrorists shoot up his school!

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Dan going all Father Of The Year on some caller's ass. Your child needs to be prepared for when terrorists shoot up his school!


Wow, sounds like the fun, easy day Dan was talking about in transition.


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Guy said "I wish you wouldn't be so idiotic when kids might be listening" in reference to Dan going all nihilist and saying that no one will do anything to stop crazy people and they will murder all your children so don't even bother. I agree that sheltering kids from current events is not healthy, but nor is telling them they will all be shot.

This was all appended to some Hub Arkush question, by the way. Terry or Hub said "I forgot what his question was." Dan said "I DON'T CARE! SCREW HIM!"

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that was part 2... before the top of the 5 o'clock hour dan went on this thing about how THE CRAZIES HAVE WON. THEY CAN GO BUY AS MANY ROUNDS AS THEY WANT FOR WHATEVER GUNS AND THEY CAN GO WHEREVER THEY WANT AND SHOOT YOU OR YOUR CHILDREN AND DON'T EVEN BOTHER WITH YOUR CONGRESSMEN BECAUSE THEY'LL JUST SHRUG IT OFF BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID. IT'S OVER. THE CRAZIES HAVE WON AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

my guess is that he's trying to shame obama into an executive order to take everyone's guns away, which of course is just a matter of time anyways.

then during the hub segment a caller asked a question and then afterwards added in that dan shouldn't politicize with the sports show, but he didnt phrase it that way and just copped out like KIDS COULD BE LISTENING..... so dan demanded that he stay on the air (which he didnt) and then it got into his thing that CH touched on, YOU HAVE TO TALK TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT THIS BECAUSE THEIR SCHOOL CAN BE NEXT.

basically gotta get everyone n board with the right political message. dont let a good crisis to go waste!

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And here I thought pushing Patrick Kane as QOTY winner would be the way they ruined the show. Guess I didn't count on "crazy people will murder your children and there's nothing you can do."

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yeah i only just noticed in the 5pm hour that there was a patrick kane quote where he slipped up and used a double negative to say he won't be found to have done nothing wrong; world class subtlety there! that's gotta be QOTY, right?

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yeah i only just noticed in the 5pm hour that there was a patrick kane quote where he slipped up and used a double negative to say he won't be found to have done nothing wrong; world class subtlety there! that's gotta be QOTY, right?

Duh. Tannehill already said there was a "runaway winner" before the nominees were even announced, and I don't think he meant Dick Poop.

I voted for Dick Poop.

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And here I thought pushing Patrick Kane as QOTY winner would be the way they ruined the show. Guess I didn't count on "crazy people will murder your children and there's nothing you can do."


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It would make too much sense. Previous QOTY winners made fun of the implication that a man has a vagina, or that you can't enjoy a penis on a plane. It's time to evolve into pretending Patrick Kane incriminated himself.

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Saved by Beckman.

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Saved by Beckman.


That sequence of words....I just can't.....

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Guy said "I wish you wouldn't be so idiotic when kids might be listening" in reference to Dan going all nihilist and saying that no one will do anything to stop crazy people and they will murder all your children so don't even bother. I agree that sheltering kids from current events is not healthy, but nor is telling them they will all be shot.

This was all appended to some Hub Arkush question, by the way. Terry or Hub said "I forgot what his question was." Dan said "I DON'T CARE! SCREW HIM!"


Don't forget Dan calling him a bad parent. I had just gotten in the car and thought, "I'll tune in and find out who won QOTY", heard that rant and turned it off.

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was a pretty decent show today. they are right about guns, too.

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What the fuck is this mattress ad with Matt and Terry? Do these companies actually want these blithering dipshits representing them? Were they only allowed one (drunken?) take?


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was there a winner?

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All of the QOTY finalists were lame...I thought the "Dick Stockton Award" nominees (for play-by-play gaffes) were infinitely more entertaining.

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Rip Taylor? That's outstanding.

The only time I ever heard that joke was John Paragon from his 1983 Special (https://youtu.be/Nm3xEz3pVuI?t=2m4s).

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Don't forget Dan calling him a bad parent. I had just gotten in the car and thought, "I'll tune in and find out who won QOTY", heard that rant and turned it off.


It was implied. Dan really gets off on telling people they're bad parents.

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Don't forget Dan calling him a bad parent. I had just gotten in the car and thought, "I'll tune in and find out who won QOTY", heard that rant and turned it off.


It was implied. Dan really gets off on telling people they're bad parents.


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Cancel the QOTY show. Trestman may be the head coach at Missouri!

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Thank goodness there was nothing to this

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