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The boy can't mow the lawn? He's like 9.


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Oh fuck you. Bernsie says his son asked last night if they were going to come for the Jews again. He is in despair. Go fuck yourself.


He actually said that? Holy shit...


If you know Muslims and Hispanics MANY are afraid and asking similar questions. This isn't a joke.

Well it's good his son is neither of those then.


I don't agree with his answer, I was speaking more about how people are feeling and even the questions kids are asking.

I think it's ok to mock an upper middle class white guy on the verge of tears over this. Dan and his will be quite fine.

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The boy can't mow the lawn? He's like 9.


too busy in the film room breaking down tape

He has the QB from Northwestern going to the Bears with the 5th overall pick in the draft.


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I guess my polish American privilege needs to be checked, because I find bernstein jew rounding up response to a9 year old to be reprehensible


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I've been listening to S&W for about 30 minutes now and there has been no mention of Silvy having to tell his family he's not sure if "they" are coming for them.


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Bernstein yesterday on Derrick Rose saying dumb things: "Rose said all these dumb things while with the Bulls and meant them yet everyone around him tried to say that's not really what he meant. We already knew exactly what Rose meant"

Bernstein today on Jake Arrieta's tweet about Hollywood Clinton supporters: "Well we're really not sure Jake understands the entire historical connotation and what the dog whistle language is getting at."

Jesus H. Christ be more of a Cubs apologist.


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The boy can't mow the lawn? He's like 9.


Think of the optics! Do you want your neighbors to that you don't have money for a lawn service?

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My son asked me if they would let the Russians take over Poland again. I said,"I don't know." My son said "you dipshit, of course they won't. I was just trolling you." I said "trolling me? Up yours you little shit, I invented trolling."

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Bernstein yesterday on Derrick Rose saying dumb things: "Rose said all these dumb things while with the Bulls and meant them yet everyone around him tried to say that's not really what he meant. We already knew exactly what Rose meant"

Bernstein today on Jake Arrieta's tweet about Hollywood Clinton supporters: "Well we're really not sure Jake understands the entire historical connotation and what the dog whistle language is getting at."

Jesus H. Christ be more of a Cubs apologist.


We're not really sure Bernstein understands that putting words in people's mouths and unjustifiably accusing someone of being an anti-semite makes you look like a complete shithead.

Welcome to the board, btw.


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My son asked me if they would let the Russians take over Poland again. I said,"I don't know." My son said "you dipshit, of course they won't. I was just trolling you." I said "trolling me? Up yours you little shit, I invented trolling."


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My son asked me if they would let the Russians take over Poland again. I said,"I don't know." My son said "you dipshit, of course they won't. I was just trolling you." I said "trolling me? Up yours you little shit, I invented trolling."

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My son asked me if they would let the Russians take over Poland again. I said,"I don't know." My son said "you dipshit, of course they won't. I was just trolling you." I said "trolling me? Up yours you little shit, I invented trolling."


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Oh fuck you. Bernsie says his son asked last night if they were going to come for the Jews again. He is in despair. Go fuck yourself.


He actually said that? Holy shit...


If you know Muslims and Hispanics MANY are afraid and asking similar questions. This isn't a joke.


Homeless African American on the street corner today was yelling at white people today saying "I know you're not mad that Trump won." He said it to me and I said "of course I'm mad. I worked for him not to get elected. Did you do anything to prevent it?" It shut him down for a minute. His friend said "watch out for that guy, he looks like he is in the mafia".

Do I really look like I'm in the mafia?

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My son asked me if they would let the Russians take over Poland again. I said,"I don't know." My son said "you dipshit, of course they won't. I was just trolling you." I said "trolling me? Up yours you little shit, I invented trolling."

poland has the best buffer in europe :|


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I see no difference between Dan not being able to reaffirm there will be no rounding of the Jews to the tinfoil conservatives who rabble about black helicopters and gun confiscation squads.

Though I'm 99.9% the exchange with his son is pure fiction



I don't doubt that his son asked the question. My kids have told me things their classmates were saying and I just told them that it wasn't going to happen. I see no reason to scare kids unnecessarily.


His kid is old enough to know better

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good dolphin wrote:
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Oh fuck you. Bernsie says his son asked last night if they were going to come for the Jews again. He is in despair. Go fuck yourself.


He actually said that? Holy shit...


If you know Muslims and Hispanics MANY are afraid and asking similar questions. This isn't a joke.


Homeless African American on the street corner today was yelling at white people today saying "I know you're not mad that Trump won." He said it to me and I said "of course I'm mad. I worked for him not to get elected. Did you do anything to prevent it?" It shut him down for a minute. His friend said "watch out for that guy, he looks like he is in the mafia".

Do I really look like I'm in the mafia?

Are there a lot of old, black women in the mob?

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My son asked me if they would let the Russians take over Poland again. I said,"I don't know." My son said "you dipshit, of course they won't. I was just trolling you." I said "trolling me? Up yours you little shit, I invented trolling."

poland has the best buffer in europe :|


nothing like a country that welcomes a foreign takeover to instill confidence. Maybe the French will send in some military consultants to allay all fears

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My son asked me if they would let the Russians take over Poland again. I said,"I don't know." My son said "you dipshit, of course they won't. I was just trolling you." I said "trolling me? Up yours you little shit, I invented trolling."

poland has the best buffer in europe :|

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As Dan drops a "[if Matt converts to Judaism] you can join us at the world banking conspiracy meetings!" joke that's equal parts *eyeroll* and #WellPlayed (cuz there is something to be said about, say, expecting everyone with the last name "Rothschild" to be a multi-trillionaire) I can't help but make one observation about this condescending down to Jake Arrieta...

If you're "allowed" to say the whole name "Barack Hussein Obama" then you're on a slippery slope to being "allowed" to say the whole name "Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz" ; and if you're ever "allowed" to say that whole name then how can you not expect Dan's 9 year old son to ask the obvious question? #ThinkAboutTheChildren here!!! (>implied #ShameOnYou)

...and right as sini clicks "submit" right now 83% of the way across the world Dick Power, lead singer of the band Clark Kent and the Supermen nods his head to the chorus of Genesis' land of confusion, a head movement not too dissimilar from the identicalky-timed bobbing head of the high class $5000 prostitute 3700+ miles away in Hong Kong who's giving a blowjob to a very important and powerful overweight man who's got one iPod earbud in his smiling-and-also-nodding head while he listens to Bil Haley croon "AND WE'RE GONNA ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK TONIGHT!!!!" to his Comets...

...which was actually on sini's mind roughly 37 seconds before he clicked on submit button because that song reminded him of the illuminatus! Trilogy reference he was about to finish making. This also made him smile and nod his head because he was genuinely amused and ultimately satiated by the fact that he's able to go around the C/S/FMB making clever meta-/references to the greatest book/s in the universe and nobody would ever notice; literally putting the "so?" in "esoteria"-- an idea that warmed the cackles of sini's heart because that was enough for him; at the end of the day you can't complain if you can truly "pertain"...

...but of course he'd still rather be a formally-important person getting a blowjob from a $5000 high class prostitute in Hong Kong. So it goes....

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ok, so am i correct in assuming that when Denis Savard committed to the indian and they got him upstairs / got him out of there, he was given the title of "ambassador" or something, right? and this means his "role" is basically that of a professional hand-shaker and a drink-a-beer-with-er guy?

i ask because it always seems like whenever i hear/see denis savard nowadays it inexorably looks/sounds like he's already got a couple'a nice (comped?) drinks in him already! 8) 8) 8)

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My son asked me if they would let the Russians take over Poland again. I said,"I don't know." My son said "you dipshit, of course they won't. I was just trolling you." I said "trolling me? Up yours you little shit, I invented trolling."


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Oh fuck you. Bernsie says his son asked last night if they were going to come for the Jews again. He is in despair. Go fuck yourself.


He actually said that? Holy shit...


If you know Muslims and Hispanics MANY are afraid and asking similar questions. This isn't a joke.


Homeless African American on the street corner today was yelling at white people today saying "I know you're not mad that Trump won." He said it to me and I said "of course I'm mad. I worked for him not to get elected. Did you do anything to prevent it?" It shut him down for a minute. His friend said "watch out for that guy, he looks like he is in the mafia".

Do I really look like I'm in the mafia?


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I see no difference between Dan not being able to reaffirm there will be no rounding of the Jews to the tinfoil conservatives who rabble about black helicopters and gun confiscation squads.

Though I'm 99.9% the exchange with his son is pure fiction



I don't doubt that his son asked the question. My kids have told me things their classmates were saying and I just told them that it wasn't going to happen. I see no reason to scare kids unnecessarily.


His kid is old enough to know better


I thought his kid was like 8 or 9.

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Nas wrote:
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I see no difference between Dan not being able to reaffirm there will be no rounding of the Jews to the tinfoil conservatives who rabble about black helicopters and gun confiscation squads.

Though I'm 99.9% the exchange with his son is pure fiction



I don't doubt that his son asked the question. My kids have told me things their classmates were saying and I just told them that it wasn't going to happen. I see no reason to scare kids unnecessarily.


His kid is old enough to know better


I thought his kid was like 8 or 9.


11 or 12, not that I keep track of these things

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8 or 9 is old enough to know that Donald Trump is not going to round up Jewish people and kill them. Old enough to know that, ya know, somebody would put a stop to it if he tried.

Then again, the 46 year old Dan Bernstein thinks it might happen so maybe you've got a point, Nas.


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So Dan has made it clear that Jewish people are in danger now.

But he also said he's scared for his gay and lesbian friends. Said he's scared for women. Thinks abortions might become illegal. But ya know what? He didn't say he was scared for black people. Didn't say he was scared for Goff and Larry. I found his lack of concern for black people pretty telling.


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Dan on people trolling him: "I'm not mad! I'm not mad! I just think it's funny!"

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The black gay female Jew is in trouble


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Loho will be fine.


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Loho will be fine.


Donald Trump: No he won't.

Larry: :shock:

Seriously, Trump is good friends with Howard Stern. Bernstein needs to tell that to his kid to ease his fears. How can you be friends with Stern and want to kill Jewish people?


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