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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:14 pm

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Modern art. Book it.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:15 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Good lord man when did Bernstein start looking like Dick Cheney?

He has aged well beyond his years.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:15 pm

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Nas wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Score is doomed wrote:

Nas wrote:

That was quick. Sad!

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The poor bastard has to do Cameos to make up for the lost time slot income WE cost him when WE helped get him demoted to mid days.

You really thought he would do one of these for us??? :lol:

I took a shot.

You can't blame a guy for trying...but there was a time when Dan was more discriminating about the products he would allow his name to be attached to.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:16 pm

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Also, WHHHHAAAAAA?

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:18 pm

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"Hi Dan, Dan Bernstein here, I just wanted to wish you a warm welcome to your new—well, old—job. The one you've deserved for so long. Hopefully your throat can hold up, but there are MANY wishing you well out there. So Dan, from your friends and family: Welcome Home!"

Oblique enough?

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:19 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I just watched some of these and - I get Dan's position, easy money - but these seem incredibly, incredibly, incredibly odd.

Yeah. I watched them too. It is weird. And it's weird that people are paying for it. Especially that hamburger one. This is money that could be given to Julie for a vacation.

How much does this cost?

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:20 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I don't know why he would object. He might actually find it funny.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:20 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I don't know why he would object. He might actually find it funny.

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Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:20 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I just watched some of these and - I get Dan's position, easy money - but these seem incredibly, incredibly, incredibly odd.

Might not be that much for you, but, well, ask Seacrest.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:21 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I just watched some of these and - I get Dan's position, easy money - but these seem incredibly, incredibly, incredibly odd.

$20 and the worst part is he now has my credit card information and I didn't get shit for it.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:22 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Wouldn't shock me if it's a potential sponsor.

Good catch.

To whom are they marketing, then? All the big-wigs that listen to Dan's show? This is a place that caters to "athlete[s] and influencer[s]", not "Hey have your niece pay for you to drunkenly record her birthday wish from the Bears game".

Dan's trolling for show content in a completely unexpected ploy to reinvent himself, or he's trying to make extra cash AS THE LONGEST-TENURED SPORTS TALK TALENT IN THE CITY WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE BE TAKING MONEY FOR THIS OTHERWISE?!?!?! (Especially because with a litigator in his immediate family, he should—and obviously does, given his Cheeseburger Cameo—the acting as a paid spokesperson opens said spokesperson up to certain legal liabilities)

The first part of this post makes no sense. They’d be advertising to let listeners know about it. They aren’t advertising to the celebrities using the platform :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:24 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Wouldn't shock me if it's a potential sponsor.

Good catch.

The first part of this post makes no sense. They’d be advertising to let listeners know about it. They aren’t advertising to the celebrities using the platform :lol:

Oh. Well shit. I guess Dan will be on there long enough to help them burn all their VC.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:27 pm

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I wonder what percentage Dan's take is of the $20.

I don't blame him for doing it. If idiots want to pay for shit like this, why not.

Be nice if Dan would say all of his profit goes to his charity. But he's only about his charity when he's asking for money. I'll bet he's never given a dime to of his own money to ONE STEP.

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Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:31 pm

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Embarrassing.

Tell me this is a bit!

Tell. Me. This. Is. A. Bit!

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:34 pm

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Great cameos today.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:36 pm

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This is just odd. Even for Bernstein.

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:13 pm

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We've sent a confirmation email to redacted@gmail.com. We've authorized your payment and placed a hold on your card until your Cameo is completed. You'll get an email when your shoutout is complete, and you can always check the status of your Cameo request here.

Your message:
My child asked me if Donald Trump would round up the Jews, and honestly I am not sure. However, my son and I ARE sure that the Cubs will round up your excitment this season. Lets go Chicago!

I await his response

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:14 pm

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And:
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ChicagoStateCougars31

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:16 pm

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He doesn't look healthy.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:18 pm

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He doesn't look healthy.

I thought that as well.

I look extremely old for my age but it was a bit concerning.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:25 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I just watched some of these and - I get Dan's position, easy money - but these seem incredibly, incredibly, incredibly odd.

This money could be sent to worthy causes instead of thoughts and prayers?

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Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:31 pm

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Yeah, never mind, gotta be a sponsorship thing, FF, Leash, you guys were right. This makes sense as a "i made my 3-post commitment, pay me my money" endeavor. Holy shit is this the only kind of place Sales can get to advertise with the station anymore?

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:31 pm

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Does Dan have to personally decline the objectionable scripts himself or is there an intermediary doing it for him? Because if there isn't, he's only a step and a half above a camwhore getting spammed with "put shoe on head."

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Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:33 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Modern art. Book it.

If there had been a fourth I'd have done an Andy Warhol of them. I might cheat and do it anyway.

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Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:36 pm

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this is confusing and troubling. have him read the entire NBA GM Q&A, no way that gets denied

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Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:39 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Modern art. Book it.

If there had been a fourth I'd have done an Andy Warhol of them. I might cheat and do it anyway.

Just crop his official headshot to be the Modern Man or whatever. I dont do art.

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Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:40 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

It's essentially Fiverr with "celebrities" so yes he is about to be asked to watch someone else's cam.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:43 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Nas wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Score is doomed wrote:

Nas wrote:

The poor bastard has to do Cameos to make up for the lost time slot income WE cost him when WE helped get him demoted to mid days.

You really thought he would do one of these for us??? :lol:

I took a shot.

You can't blame a guy for trying...but there was a time when Dan was more discriminating about the products he would allow his name to be attached to.

His transformation into Mike North is almost complete.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:45 pm

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Still on the far right looks like "Man Arrested at Scottsdale Nightspot for Continuing Unwanted Conversation with Woman" or something.

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Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:47 pm

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Seems like he indulged in a bit too many cheap bottle of Cam Hughes wine and this is the unfortunate result.

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