Bernsie needs to take his Aleve with a Zantac. Pussy!!

I used to eat 16 Vicodin at a time.

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Glad you got better

Man, I want to hear Bernsy scream to a point where he can't continue the show...

You're the one.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Correct, but it also has to be a display of verbal hypocrisy. Having an unpopular opinion is not necessarily crapworthy.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Thanks!

I really don't know how I have a liver.

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That's really random.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

+1

I was kidding when I typed that...

You just described every crap fucktard Gary has ever called in with.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Speaking of WYC, does it annoy anyone else how Unemployed Lawyer always prefaces his crap by attempting to casually chat with Bernstein likes he's calling him at home? He's gotten the shotgun, but never for real.

It should be for real.

I wasn't kidding when I agreed with you.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Gary's right now putting pen to paper with his weekly contribution, complete with an obscure, pointless "Bonanza" reference. It's not even 5p yet, but I can only imagine it...

Im sure we could make that statement hypocritical vs. some of Bernstein's previous statements.


But he's just baiting the 4 people left in Chicago who believe in Bear Weather

<drools all over his shirt>

This is the 24th year anniversary of the time Youppi, the greatest mascot in the history of baseball, <drools again> sexually assaulted 7 people at a Montreal v Cincinnatti game. <creepy giggle>

This crap goes out to <more drool> Tom Bodett, the spokesman for Motel 6. He says they'll leave the light on for you but that would really hurt the environment. Which is it you corporate stooge? <even more drool> Do you want to leave the lights on or do you want to save the planet. Tom Bodett, who are you crapping?

<sound effect>

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No shit. That would be awesome, if they had to go to the bullpen and have Laurence finish because Bernstein screamed too much

"Bear Weather" went out the window when the 49ers beat the Bears in the NFC Championship Game, circa 1990, and in the cold, too.

All Dan's little crappin' butt buddies do this. STFU and get to your 3 page pseudo intellectual crap.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

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What is it with guys who have the word "Midget" in their moniker?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

+1.000

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Hold up Kamps. Didn't you like Tall Midget? Who YOU crappin?

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I'm a Sox fan, but the continuation of Theo worship is damn annoying. Theo is a smart exec doing something he's never done before( build something from the ground up). That will be difficult given the newer restrictions on getting Latin ball players.

And isn't Hoyer the GM? What's his role really if he's just Theo's henchman? Does that make him a "nominal GM"?

Oh there's another overused Bernstein word.
"nebulous"

But Dan, putting the ball in play will get you around a .300 average according to babip.

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Team Cutler.

If Dan thinks Hawk is an old, senile cracker, then why is he analyzing such throwaway lines as Viciedo being stronger than Konerko? Hawk says something similar every third sentence and they laugh at it or ignore it. Especially cranky today.

More contrived arguments....

Hawk "Viceido is stronger than Paul Konerko..."

BernSTINE "OH MY GOD THAT'S CRAZY, HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE WALKED?!!?!??!? HE HAS 6 WALKS!?!?!?"

Man, shut the fuck up. Hawk was talking about STRENGTH, nothing else. Now they are going into some totally strange and contrived argument about how do you "see" strength and such. How the fuck does HAWK saying The Tank is "stronger" than Konerko devolve into this lame ass, weak ass argument? I'm sure Hawk wasn't thinking about the super deep argument about quantifying strength, advanced statistics, BABIP, OBP+ and the like.

Goff: "What are you arguing right now?" Exactly Goff. Shut the fuck, Bernstine. Hawk said something and now your crying and shitting your pants. Get the fuck out.


Textbook reason about why this show blows more often than not. Playing logic pretzels with some off the cuff HAWK comment about strength....turns into a whole segment of Bernstine being a douche.

What the fuck?

Has Dan ever backed down from an argument in his entire life?

I bet he argued on the playground about how racist Lynyrd Skynyrd were.

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Terry just said "You don't always have to throw in a name when making a comparison." This was in reference to Hawk comparing Viciedo to Konerko. How else would one make a comparison without dropping a name?

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White Sox: Bad at baseball... just... bad. (But go out and see them anyway!)

Cubs: Bad at baseball. With a purpose.

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