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I didn't say there aren't better looking girls. I said that just about all men would deem her to be attractive. That doesn't mean you think she is a 10 or is "hot", it just means you think she is good looking.

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Bernstein: WOMEN ARE THINGS




That's his whole point. That's seriously what he wants to get across with all this stuff. It's the way it is, and he's just being honest about it.



oh and he's likely got some repressed homosexual desires that he's over compensating for, but that's a different show altogether


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A straight man who doesn't think that Kate Upton is-- at the very least-- attractive, has some real issues.


I wouldnt go that far at all. I think she's got great boobs, that's about all. There are literally thousands of women that I would prefer to her. I see one woman a day walking down the street that I would prefer to her.
Yup.

As I said the last time this was brought up, seemingly every bar I've been to in Manhattan has someone equal or better than Kate Upton either in attendance or working there.

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Bernstein: WOMEN ARE THINGS




That's his whole point. That's seriously what he wants to get across with all this stuff. It's the way it is, and he's just being honest about it.



oh and he's likely got some repressed homosexual desires that he's over compensating for, but that's a different show altogether


Woman are things to, BernSTINE, this is true but he also views "Wang Whippers" as property.

He is a disturbed little man.


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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
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A straight man who doesn't think that Kate Upton is-- at the very least-- attractive, has some real issues.


I wouldnt go that far at all. I think she's got great boobs, that's about all. There are literally thousands of women that I would prefer to her. I see one woman a day walking down the street that I would prefer to her.
Yup.

As I said the last time this was brought up, seemingly every bar I've been to in Manhattan has someone equal or better than Kate Upton either in attendance or working there.


Does the fact that there are more attractive people in the world mean that she is not attractive at all?


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Does the fact that there are more attractive people in the world mean that she is not attractive at all?
She is attractive. No one is saying she isn't.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
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A straight man who doesn't think that Kate Upton is-- at the very least-- attractive, has some real issues.


I wouldnt go that far at all. I think she's got great boobs, that's about all. There are literally thousands of women that I would prefer to her. I see one woman a day walking down the street that I would prefer to her.
Yup.

As I said the last time this was brought up, seemingly every bar I've been to in Manhattan has someone equal or better than Kate Upton either in attendance or working there.

I think we've all seen very.attractive.women. but I still wouldn't refer to Kate Upton as normal or average. For every absurdly gorgeous woman you see there are at least 20 more on the complete opposite side of the spectrum. 50 if you live in Indiana or Wisconsin.

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oh and he's likely got some repressed homosexual desires that he's over compensating for, but that's a different show altogether

Wang whipping. The BODIES. Lebron James.

No way Bernsie has any repressed homosexual desires. No way.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
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A straight man who doesn't think that Kate Upton is-- at the very least-- attractive, has some real issues.


I wouldnt go that far at all. I think she's got great boobs, that's about all. There are literally thousands of women that I would prefer to her. I see one woman a day walking down the street that I would prefer to her.
Yup.

As I said the last time this was brought up, seemingly every bar I've been to in Manhattan has someone equal or better than Kate Upton either in attendance or working there.

Yea I bet Manhattan, LA, Miami have a ton more smoking women. That being said, Bernstein is still wrong in what he said. She never was never the typical swimsuit model to begin with. How she filled out the swimsuit was her appeal.


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Does the fact that there are more attractive people in the world mean that she is not attractive at all?
She is attractive. No one is saying she isn't.

True but Bernsie apparently said she was "out of shape", and I don't think that's an apt assessment. The giant-jiggly-tits aesthetic is her whole gimmick. When a girl like that gets out of shape you'll be able to tell and there won't be enough breezy tank tops and sweaters in the world to hide it(Jessica Simpson), Kate Upton is doing just fine.

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bernstein's phony indignation over the IHSA head of football glossing over the potential for brain injuries from football is reprehensible. You can't "love the NFL" and then take guys who gloss over the brain damage at the pee-wee and high school levels to task. The Millionaire Mercenary Monkeys don't just drop from the sky. They play pee-wee and then high school football before becoming pawns of the NCAA and the power conferences on their way to mercenary monkeydom. What does he expect officials on the lower levels to say? "We know these kids are getting their brains scrambled, but we don't care. We love the NFL! Are you ready for some football?" That's a position he can afford to take as a bloviating shock jock. A guy from the IHSA doesn't have such a luxury if he likes his job.

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How many celebrities would you fuck before Kate Upton?


Id say itd be in the 50's or 60's at least.


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I think he meant "out of model" shape.

I mean, judging by that picture I'd obviously go out on a date with her but I'm certainly not clicking on a "NEW KATE UPTON VIDEO OMG SO HOT" link with that as the thumbnail.

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They play pee-wee and then high school football before becoming pawns of the NCAA and the power conferences on their way to mercenary monkeydom.


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rogers park bryan wrote:
How many celebrities would you fuck before Kate Upton?


Id say itd be in the 50's or 60's at least.


Tough call. Because although she isnt the best I think she is a fucking wild animal in bed. Why do you think Verlander sucks now? Women weaken legs!!

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I think he meant "out of model" shape.

I mean, judging by that picture I'd obviously go out on a date with her but I'm certainly not clicking on a "NEW KATE UPTON VIDEO OMG SO HOT" link with that as the thumbnail.

Well to be fair, are you clicking on any video link with a fully clothed woman as the thumbnail?

And again, she's not in the same shape as Erin Heatherton but she never was. Her whole thing is a curvy body with big tits. The whole idea that she must be in-between shoots is pretty insulting. There's a bit of a difference between being "out of shape" and not being 18 anymore.

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He has stated Beyonce is unattractive because, if I remember correctly, she is "too thick" or "manly'. So there is a precedence that he's the ultimate white man in his preference for short skeletal women.


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Hank Scorpio wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
How many celebrities would you fuck before Kate Upton?


Id say itd be in the 50's or 60's at least.


Tough call. Because although she isnt the best I think she is a fucking wild animal in bed. Why do you think Verlander sucks now? Women weaken legs!!

ding.

A girl like Blake Lively totally does it only with the lights off.

KD that's not fair. :lol:


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Rough 2nd hour for the boys. The predictable Matt Bowen hit, never giving us anything new. Then 40 minutes of Lil Danny giving us the concussion lecture again. I guess we were due for concussion talk. Now to start the 3rd hour, we will get the red headed gay to start it off.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I see one woman a day walking down the street that I would prefer to her.

Yes. Proximity matters to most people.

But put those women you see everyday in hollywood/modeling and they would be far less attractive.

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spanky wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I see one woman a day walking down the street that I would prefer to her.

Yes. Proximity matters to most people.


WHAT DOES HE COVET, CLARICE?

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spanky wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I see one woman a day walking down the street that I would prefer to her.

Yes. Proximity matters to most people.

But put those women you see everyday in hollywood/modeling and they would be far less attractive.
So would Kate Upton though.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I see one woman a day walking down the street that I would prefer to her.

Yes. Proximity matters to most people.

But put those women you see everyday in hollywood/modeling and they would be far less attractive.
So would Kate Upton though.

Huh?

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Huh?
I don't think she'd match up well in a Hollywood casting call either.

Take a look at this picture:
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-other-woman-reviews-2014-4

Even with the bar set at the current Cameron Diaz she doesn't exactly pop.

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Huh?
I don't think she'd match up well in a Hollywood casting call either.

Take a look at this picture:
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-other-woman-reviews-2014-4

Even with the bar set at the current Cameron Diaz she doesn't exactly pop.

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Huh?
I don't think she'd match up well in a Hollywood casting call either.

I'm saying she's already in Hollywood/modeling, so if she was an actual local person walking down the street in NW Indiana ( :lol: :wink: ) her relative attractiveness would be off the charts.

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Even with the bar set at the current Cameron Diaz she doesn't exactly pop.

Give me Kate Upton 1000x over Cameron Diaz every single day.
Hell, I might try a drunken 20 minutes with Justin Upton over Cameron Diaz. Not BJ Upton though.

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I laughed more than I should have, but his expression.....

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spanky wrote:
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Huh?
I don't think she'd match up well in a Hollywood casting call either.

I'm saying she's already in Hollywood/modeling, so if she was an actual local person walking down the street in NW Indiana ( :lol: :wink: ) her relative attractiveness would be off the charts.

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Even with the bar set at the current Cameron Diaz she doesn't exactly pop.

Give me Kate Upton 1000x over Cameron Diaz every single day.
Hell, I might try a drunken 20 minutes with Justin Upton over Cameron Diaz. Not BJ Upton though.

I don't know, BJ sounds like a good time.

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Give me Kate Upton 1000x over Cameron Diaz every single day.
Hell, I might try a drunken 20 minutes with Justin Upton over Cameron Diaz. Not BJ Upton though.


Agreed on everything but swap BJ for Justin.

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Councilman Les Whinen wrote:
spanky wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
spanky wrote:
Huh?
I don't think she'd match up well in a Hollywood casting call either.

I'm saying she's already in Hollywood/modeling, so if she was an actual local person walking down the street in NW Indiana ( :lol: :wink: ) her relative attractiveness would be off the charts.

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Even with the bar set at the current Cameron Diaz she doesn't exactly pop.

Give me Kate Upton 1000x over Cameron Diaz every single day.
Hell, I might try a drunken 20 minutes with Justin Upton over Cameron Diaz. Not BJ Upton though.

I don't know, BJ sounds like a good time.


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spanky wrote:
I'm saying she's already in Hollywood/modeling, so if she was an actual local person walking down the street in NW Indiana ( :lol: :wink: ) her relative attractiveness would be off the charts.
I don't think she'd be off the charts though. She'd be better than most. Well, maybe NW Indiana.
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Give me Kate Upton 1000x over Cameron Diaz every single day.
Hell, I might try a drunken 20 minutes with Justin Upton over Cameron Diaz. Not BJ Upton though.
I agree. I'm just saying when you see them pictured together it ends up being closer than you'd expect especially given the age difference.

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