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Brick

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:14 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I had a similar experience to rpb once. I was in a grass parking lot run by a local business at the Illinois State Fair and the driver asked "Will there be room for the big car we are driving in?" and the guy responded "Yeah, a (slur) car just got through too". The fact that he was willing to use this type of language with someone he didn't even know was quite shocking but all we did was leave with no reaction. Did Seacrest expect us to give him a lecture? Would that change his mind?

You should have pulled over and explained to that carny that you don't care for his bigoted language. Any person who actually thinks racism is a problem would have.

...and then refuse to watch The Wire.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:43 pm

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This was the football equivalent of an afternoon in line at the DMV, any Wes Anderson movie, the last class period of the day with a substitute droning about equilateral angles or a particularly abrasive dental cleaning.

At least it’s over.

WHY Y'ALL HATIN' ON WES ANDERSON FILMS

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We got to watch streaks of electricity flickering in the skies around the stadium, wishing for a different kind of energy to make all of it better.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:53 pm

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Bernstein trying to "out" a realtor guy for the most innocuous of tweets

Dan Bernstein‏Verified account @dan_bernstein 49m49 minutes ago
Feel free to give this guy a call on the number he provides. Dan Bernstein added,
Ray Lind @QuadCityRealtor
Replying to @dan_bernstein
He wears shirts with communist killers of INNOCENT PEOPLE. He wears "cops are pigs" socks. And you treat him like the second coming. LOL

And who is that "Schmutize" fucker? That guy is a real obnoxious fuck too.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:56 pm

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Bernstein has shooters in the QC. Careful realtor man

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:59 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

You should have pulled over and explained to that carny that you don't care for his bigoted language. Any person who actually thinks racism is a problem would have.

if it was in front of my kid, I would have said something...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:06 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

If the Realtor answered the calls, he'd be the only one of those two that takes calls.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:27 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

You should have pulled over and explained to that carny that you don't care for his bigoted language. Any person who actually thinks racism is a problem would have.

He should have parked in the infield.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:07 pm

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I mean

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blackhawksfan

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:11 pm

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So, what we learned from that story is Mr. Bernstein threw a football like an aging female principle?

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:12 pm

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blackhawksfan wrote:

So, what we learned from that story is Mr. Bernstein threw a football like an aging female principle?

He grips legal briefs the same way .

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:14 pm

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My four year old asked me why Devin Hester didn't know the routes. I said it's because he is a defensive back. Then my son said, "Why can't Dr. Paine teach him a post pattern?" "I don't know, bud, I just don't know."

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:22 pm

I’d have that same story but my next-door neighbor wasn’t a Principal of a prestigious high school with a PHD and a rocket arm.

He was 70-year-old former horse race owner that drank Crown Royal by the case.

The only go-route he knew was “hey, Dr. Ken, go grab that Royal.”

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:24 pm

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blackhawksfan wrote:

So, what we learned from that story is Mr. Bernstein threw a football like an aging female principle?

How do old female business owners throw?

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:26 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

blackhawksfan wrote:

So, what we learned from that story is Mr. Bernstein threw a football like an aging female principle?

How do old female business owners throw?

Like Jay Cutler.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:27 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

:lol:

I mean

Dan made this story up. He's so desperate to make up for "Boobs". Has been ever since "Boobs" happened.

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America

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:56 am

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badrogue17 wrote:

:lol:

I mean

This is humiliating.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:03 am

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Calling a big fat bullshit on a preschooler retaining any knowledge of button-hook routes.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:28 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

Calling a big fat bullshit on a preschooler retaining any knowledge of button-hook routes.

Hey fella, this ain't no ordinary preschooler we're talking about!

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:17 am

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He doesn’t see what he writes and says as fiction. He sees himself as the writer and commentator we need in this turbotimes. Like some old time classic writer.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:46 am

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Who believes their own bullshit more, Bernstein or Julie?

A 50 or 60 year old woman is teaching a 4 year old button hook patterns
Come
The
Fuck
On

Boobs indeed

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:42 am

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My earliest route memory was the goat on Sandler’s CD saying “you fucking button-hooked me.”

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:05 am

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Dan failed to mention that she was also instrumental in his budding love for urban music as she would say "Dr. Paine in the house, y'all" every time she would be invited over.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:08 am

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So when Dan was talking about how he enjoyed House of Pain, he just meant he liked going to his neighbor's house?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:11 am

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Is it possible the neighbor hated 4 year old Dan and wanted him to get good at football so he would get CTE?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:12 am

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He also failed to mention that he rebuked Ms. Paine for using the title "Doctor" as she was not a physician.

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SuperMario

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:28 am

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I found Bernstein's next door neighbor

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:29 am

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SuperMario wrote:

I found Bernstein's next door neighbor

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:29 am

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He (she) gone.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:09 am

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Inspirational. I find his story deeply moving.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:11 am

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What is it with WSCR and all the lying by their hosts? I never hear hosts on AM1000 spewing the bullshit like Bernstein, Leery, and Julie.

The only person there who comes close is Kaplan but I've never gotten the impression he was lying, just bragging and name dropping.

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