The only workable thing I have been able to come up with is ratings. At some point one of them (Bernsie?) or some consultant told them it works. Like they were somehow told most sane (not us) listeners are random and not long time and mostly will never hold them to the crap they say. And if they did they can control that. So say anything they think will gain traction and ride it out till the next thing.

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Elections have consequences.

It's interesting that, like Julie, he felt the need not just to praise the lady but to disparage the man/boy.

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Haha. Too bad she failed. I wonder if she taught him how to turn on a 95 mph baseball.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

To believe his story one would have to accept that in 1975 you could just flip on the TV and find a football game being aired, let alone with "all 22" coverage, to show the fully developed routes that were being run. Even today with all the camera angles you are lucky to see a full route by any WR.

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Yeah I thought the whole identifying NFL routes comment was weird. The way the cameras are zoomed in, you typically don't see the whole route. Some replays show them.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

and, since Dan, by his own admission, has always watched the lines since he was a youth, he would have to replay games at least once. This was before the advent of VHS and Beta, so maybe he and a young Seacrest were getting tapes from Ginny

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Pretty sure he was beta long before it came along.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Too bad Danny can't see this way his web of lies was outed.

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Elections have consequences.

data protection laws in Europe make it difficult to Google people like you can in the USA, has anyone checked to see how real Dr Louise Paine is?

You've all made interesting points.

I hate to be direct but does anybody think Dan is full of shit?

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You know me like that.

Who's Zed?

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

There does appear to have been a Louise Paine in Deerfield, b. 1891 d. 1974, which means she would have button-hooked off this mortal coil shortly after teaching pre-K Dan Bernstein how to play wideout.

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Now IMU will never be able to find your real address.

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It would be a very gutsy thing to lie about since he not only said her name but also that she was the principal at some high school and probably had thousands of listeners who would have known that was BS.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

don't let common sense get in the way of rampant speculation!

Pretty big coincidence that she was 83

Octogenarians out there throwing frozen ropes.

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she probably blew her brains out when the Bernstine family moved in next door.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Proper response.

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BRick to Dan's rescue!! A true love story.

If you're not laughing your ass off at the mere idea of an 83 year old woman throwing passes to a thirty year old attorney while li'l danny sits in rapt attention, I think you're lacking in the sense of humor department.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

Cmon.. He is full of shit and routinely talks out of his ass, you think he's turning around a 95 mph heater too?

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When we moved into this house we had to clear the garage and barn out of I’d say several hundred empty bottles of some sort of scotch and countless cigar tubes. It was a part time residence of an attorney who grew up in area and moved to Chicago but loved his home town.

If it was true, Dr. Payne had to be packing a 6 inch penis.

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http://www.lindenwood.edu/files/resources/1964-fall.pdf

Dr. Louise Paine referenced on page 5.

she was like john Lithgow in The World According to Garp

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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So, in other words, "Merry Christmas, ya filthy idiotic animals."

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost