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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:40 pm

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:23 am

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Boers & Bernstein - Caviar in the Cubs Clubhouse (8/17/10)

Dan Bernstein discusses the fans' and media's strange reaction to the Cubs having caviar at the post-game meal.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:26 am

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Boers & Bernstein - Fun with Live Commercial Reads (12/9/10)

Terry attempts to read a commercial spot but flubs a line. All hell breaks loose.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:34 am

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Good stuff, Kid.

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beni hanna

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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:02 am

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wrong section

Last edited by beni hanna on Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:16 pm

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Boers & Bernstein - Joe in Evanston's First Call (3/4/09)

This is Joe in Evanston's infamous first call into the Boers & Bernstein show. In the 12+ years of the show's existence, very few times has there been a more memorable call than this one. Listen, relive, and enjoy.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:24 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Thou shalt wear a Bulls jacket. :lol:

Thank you so much for these OKC. Are you Jewish?

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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:51 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I listened to this call live....its always best when you hear it live and get real time reaction from the board.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:24 pm

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Boers & Bernstein - Dan & Terry Don't Like White People (7-10-10)

Dan and Terry attempt to explain why they think white people suck.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:16 pm

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Thanks. And Drop In, I am Jewish.

Boers & Bernstein - Callers Edward in Lake in the Hills & Bob in McHenry

Here are two VERY strange calls into the B&B show. Edward in Lake in the Hills called on 12/3/10. Bob in McHenry's call was from 12/21/10. I can hardly describe the weirdness involved here. Just listen.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:18 pm

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Boers & Goff - Tommy in Willow Park (9-17-10)

Terry Boers and Jason Goff take a call from listener Tommy. Let's just say that Tommy may have a screw or two loose in his noggin.

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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:19 pm

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Kid,

Since you started this youtube channel, I go to it if I'm pissed off. I almost immediately start laughing. Thanks again.

-Drop In

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:20 pm

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Boers & Bernstein - Caller Southside Pat (9-10-10)

Somewhere, buried deep inside the fog of Southside Pat's mind, there is a baseball thought. He just can't get to it. Try as they might, Dan and Terry aren't much help to him.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:23 pm

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Drop In wrote:

Kid,

Since you started this youtube channel, I go to it if I'm pissed off. I almost immediately start laughing. Thanks again.

-Drop In

Yeah, it's therapeutic for me too. Especially at work. Thanks man.

BTW, I'm trying to retrieve your funny call from 10/31/08. I think I told you before, but I had a hard drive issue and lost a lot of my old stuff. That show was one of the ones I lost. Today I found a backup DVD that has that stuff on it, but the DVD is in bad shape. I'm running a data recovery program right now to see if I can retrieve any of that stuff. I'll let you know.

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Boers & Bernstein - Caller Ernie (11-12-10)

Caller Ernie is angry, old, and black - always a fun combination, as Joe from Evanston proved.

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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:34 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Drop In wrote:

Kid,

Since you started this youtube channel, I go to it if I'm pissed off. I almost immediately start laughing. Thanks again.

-Drop In

Drop In to Bernstein: Can I please continue the "Things Terry hasn't won bit?'
Bernstein: Please do.
Drop In: Hey Terry.
Bad Answering Machine: Yes Drop In?
Drop In: There's a title I know you've been shooting for, training for, and need.
Bad Answering Machine: What's that my friend?
Drop In: The Browns Chicken Caller of the Show. Hey.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:37 pm

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Drop In wrote:

Drop In: Hey Terry.
Bad Answering Machine: Yes Drop In?
Drop In: There's a title I know you've been shooting for, training for, and need.
Bad Answering Machine: What's that my friend?
Drop In: The Browns Chicken Caller of the Show. Hey.

Your Murph voice almost caused me to have a car accident.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

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Boers & Bernstein - Caller Joe in Libertyville (12-21-10)

Terry and Dan have a heated conversation with Joe in Libertyville about the Bears.

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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:49 pm

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Boers & Bernstein - Brian in Chadwick (2-23-11)

Caller Brian in Chadwick thinks George Gervin should be in the basketball Hall of Fame. One problem: George Gervin is already in.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:52 pm

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Boers & Bernstein - Caller Bob (10-6-10)

Caller Bob checks in with some Bears thoughts. Bob is typical of many of the calls into Boers & Bernstein during the NFL season. That's not a good thing.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:10 pm

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Boers & Bernstein - Caller Jeremy in Evergreen Park (5-16-11)

Jeremy calls in to state that there are at least 10 NBA players better than Lebron James. Unfortunately, Jeremy has a bit of trouble listing them.

Also for a fun exercise, feel free to count the number of times Jeremy uses the phrase "Oh my God".

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:43 pm

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One more for tonight:

Boers & Bernstein - Replay of Caller Scott (9-28-10)

The guys replay a call from a guy named Scott, who really doesn't like Dan Bernstein. Another call that is typical of those received during NFL season.

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:00 am

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Just listened to all of it. Well done OKC. Audio quality is outstanding. Laughed my anus off. Wife listened to some of what I thought was hilarious and got a kick out of it also. Very good stuff. Thank You.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:15 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQkFJbvWUJA

Kid Cairo, what the fuck is that.

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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:41 pm

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kid, i probably spent an hour yesterday morning listening to these. very nice job. keep 'em comin!

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:58 am

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Just listened to a bunch of these that I must have skipped a while back. The Terry vs. Rotewald(sp) was fantastic.

On a totaly unrelated note, here are a couple of Serena Williams pictures from the Espys.