BREAKING NEWS: SHARK just told Roger to fuck off. More details to follow.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Guys, the word is "specific", not "Pacific."

With a little bit of luck Kid is in a grumpy mood when he reads this.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

How bout I let Schuster off the leach, SHARK?

What then? Didnt see any nicknames in THAT exchange

I was just trying to help...

If you were even just a little bit less robotic and/or vacant, you'd realize I purposely spelled the word that way. Don't ever correct me again dude.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I apologize, guys.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

An argument against cycling is that it's a dirty sport, per Terry. Are there any significant, major sports that are not dirty?

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I can't think of any.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Certainly not Terry's favorites

Pro Wrestling
Horseracing
Baseball
NBA

All those leagues/sports are clean as a whistle



Sandusky's whistle

Battle of the B&B Thread Cage Match: SHARK vs Terry Speeps

The bell sounds as the two begin trading stiff elbows back and forth. SHARK bounces off the ropes and hits a Fin kick on Speeps but Speeps still stands. SHARK bounces off the opposite ropes but Speeps hits a stiff clothesline which doesn't knock SHARK down. Speeps bounces off the ropes and looks to hit another clothesline but SHARK hits a rhetorical elbow, breaking Speeps' nose. He picks Speeps off the mat and attempts to toss him into the wall of the cage but Speeps elbows SHARK in the gut and rubs his head against the cage. He then clotheslines SHARK into the cage. Speeps climbs onto the wall of the cage and presses SHARK's head on the cage with his left foot, while keeping the right one on the wall. He hops off the cage and attempts to whip SHARK off the ropes but SHARK hits a devastating BITE, covers Speeps, but only gets a one count.

Kid Cairo: Not even a minute in this match and Speeps' nose is broken. I hope he’s ok.

Spmack: The ALS has to stick together…

Kid Cairo: Camps….

SHARK picks Speeps off the mat and rams his head into the side of the cage. He then presses his foot to the back of Speeps' head, putting pressure on the cage. He then takes his foot off and violently shakes his head across the cage wall causing Speeps' forehead to be slashed open. SHARK whips Speeps off the ropes and on the rebound, they both nail each other with big elbows but neither fall. SHARK than starts swinging at the blood covered Speeps with left and right hands into the corner. Speeps then suddenly fires back with lefts and rights causing SHARK to back into the opposite corner. Speeps breaks SHARK's nose with a knee to the face and then repeatedly starts scraping and ramming SHARK's head into the cage, causing him to bleed now. Speeps hooks the arms of SHARK and hits a SpeepsPlex with a bridge but only gets a two count. Speeps picks SHARK off the mat and takes him into the corner. Speeps attempts to whip him into the opposite corner but SHARK whips him instead and connects with a huge big boot in the corner. SHARK pins Speeps but only gets a two count. SHARK climbs the ropes in the corner and as soon as he reaches the second rope, Speeps is up and hits a stiff forearm across the back. The two are both on the ropes as Speeps hooks the leg and release SpeepsPlexes SHARK off the top knocking the wind out of both of them. The ref begins to count as Speeps slowly makes his way to SHARK's body, hooks the leg, but the crowd cheers as soon as SHARK kicks out on two.

Kid Cairo: Oh My God that was sickening to watch! He nearly decapitated SHARK!

Speeps picks SHARK up again slowly and hits a SpeepsPlex once more, and once more, SHARK kicks out. Speeps decides to scale the cage with SHARK slowly trailing behind him. Speeps sits on top of the cage taunting SHARK who also sits on top of the cage. Speeps punches SHARK directly in the gash on his forehead and SHARK does the same to Speeps. The two trade right hands on top of the twenty foot high cage and SHARK unleashes a vicious right hand, dazing Speeps. SHARK sits right next to Speeps as they're both somehow able to balance on the cage and SHARK and Speeps drop twenty feet to the mat with SHARK's signature Reporter’s Notebook. The crowd gives chants of "Holy Shit!" as both blood covered wrestlers lay lifelessly on the blood stained mat.

spmack: Oh My God!!

Kid Cairo: …..

spmack: What’s wrong Kid?

Kid Cairo: I guess Speeps isn’t coming by on Friday.

Referee SomeGuy counts as SHARK very slowly crawls his way to the body of Speeps, covers him, and somehow is only able to get a two count. SHARK slowly picks up the blood covered Speeps as the two begin trading right hands and elbows. SHARK goes for a spinning back fist but Speeps counters with the BernsieBomb but only gets a two count. The two get up and SHARK gives a stiff punch to the gut and hits the Thread ReBeater, once again knocking the wind out of both bloody wrestlers. The crowd gets on SHARK's side as he slowly crawls over to Speeps's body, hooks the leg, and gets the victory which sends the crowd into a frenzy of cheers and applause.

Winner: SHARK

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Next time Big Fan asks about recommendations for new CSFMB sections, I am voting for a SHARK one. Maybe would could contain him in his own section....

Was that pacific enough for you guys?

SHARK alert, SHARK alert

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They busted Floyd Landis on similar allegations. He's not Lance Armstrong.

Are you sure?

Had to have been typed with sinicalypse speed. nice.

BREAKING NEWS: FLOYD LANDIS IS NOT LANCE ARMSTRONG

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TP, golf clap for your effort there.

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They also busted John Landis after directing the Thriller video. Something about horseplay with Michael Jackson.

Also not Lance Armstrong.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Floyd Landis is just another cyclist compared to Lance Armstrong. Lance made news for his battle with cancer, hence the whole "LIVESTRONG" campaign and all those yellow bands, not to mention being an item with singer Sheryl Crow. Talk about "Everyday is a Winding Road!"

It's a dolphin fin, but SHARK could have something like this done to his semi-human body

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Read the Wetzel column: check.

Please no more "booyahs". It's fucking stupid.

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-Here we go with the article! CHECK.

-Terry proclaiming that he wants her beheaded! CHECK.

-Reading the article verbatim! CHECK.

And Dan, ESPN isn't covering it like a real national news outlet is because they are a sports network that covers sports. They have mentioned it and spoken about it. No they haven't gone into gritty details of child rape and molestation and shower BJ's with a 10 year old right after the latest Coors Light Six-Pack segment. Why would they do that? What an idiot.


This lady is totally off her rocker, though.

+1

Terry early admitted that he knows nothing about golf or any golfers.

Yet he know is claiming that the "Top 10 Golfers" list is filled with bums and none of them are any good.

Terry, who ya' crappin'?!

That was funny.

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BernSTINE sniffed that one out too. Good on him! He spared us all from a "Terry-Attack".

No transition tomorrow, according to Boers.

I am convinced someone got to these guys. The Sandusky stuff is no longer overload. Just a small part of the show.

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Elections have consequences.

And, holy cow, the show is better.

Imagine that.