MY GUY!!!

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Dan referencing LoHo's Twitter. A collective falls over the B&B listening audience.

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There it is. Thusly praised affluent consumers.

Great thread title btw.

The Bernstein brand of the liberal society:

Where the gentry and elite occasionally allow for social mobility by allowing the poor and undereducated to achieve a high income level in the professional sports entertainment labor market that employs so few. The potential life threatening health risks are the costs the poor should pay for being so inadequate in so many other areas.

It's curious how Bernstein seems to subscribe to every argument made by Canadian journalist Malcolm Gladwell. It doesn't matter which topic, Gladwell opinion is infallible.

Bernstein is often a victim of the "tribalism" he so detests. Once someone gets on his good side, they are infallible.

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I've come to find the whole "I love watching people's children kill themselves for my enjoyment" thing so disgusting. When the CTE thing became too much for me to bear, I stopped liking football as much as I used to. I was one-and-a-half feet out the door before it happened, but I decided was done with the WWF for good when Chris Benoit killed his family.

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I feel that they brought up Illinois football out of the blue just to spite me.

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You know me like that.

The .gifs are as funny as the posts, but what is the deal with the guy falling down the stairs?

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

Add to the list: Brothers Don't Reside In Argentina

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I tend to agree with Berns on the "watching people's children kill themselves for my enjoyment" thing. I think deep down we all do...
Would you let your kids play football knowing what you know now?
I played for 8 years and if I have kids, they will not play....maybe kick or punt, but that'll be it.
I'd rather they swim, run track, play tennis, basketball (unlikely) or baseball...

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@audioidkid

It was my response to a really bad SHARK pun.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I was out. Whose jersey-burning are they talking about?

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Oh, it was Chris Chelios burning a Jay Cutler jersey? The...hell?

And oh good here's a fucking idiot hockey fan on the line, let's call all hockey fans idiots.

EDIT: holy shit, it turned out to be calling all Americans idiots! Really outdid themselves with that guy.

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Sounds like another bad show.

Almost a PTFB moment with hockey guy...

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That guy was terrible. Next time you drive drunk, turn off a bridge.

I like that I stepped out and got back just in time to hear all four of them shitting on the Cubs and then all four of them shitting on the Blackhawks, plus a scoreboard update informing me that great seats are still available for upcoming Sox games. It's like concentrated Boers & Bernstein right there.

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Wow, DAAAAAAAAN, have a good day being Jewish tomorrow!

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Yes, another bad show. It's been a bad show for a couple of months now.

I figured with Bears Monday it would be worth a full listen: no baseball statistical minutia talk, harsh analysis of a very poor offensive game by the Bears, and harsh analysis of a wild weekend of NFL (Cardinals are 3-0, New Orleans 0-3, bad officiating, etc...). But instead we got a lot of Goff trying to be cool, bad callers passed through to be made fun of, and the typical rhetoric of Matt Bowen - who I like, but I now get a sense of deja-vu every time I hear him.

At least the station still has Danny Mac...who by the way, should take a shotgun to these two bozos.

I love it! You're the best!

Bernstein lays claim to liberalism because it would be unfashionable to do otherwise, but beyond a lefty slant on social issues and a general distaste for white people doing anything, he's a garden-variety country club conservative.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Truth.

Could you imagine him working at a soup kitchen?

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And when viewed that way, it makes sense that he'd love Gladwell, who's made a career of distilling legitimate academic thinking into a series of blandly counterintuitive platitudes fit to be printed on corporate retreat t-shirts. Teachers are quarterbacks. It's not about concussions. Geniuses are made, not born. Don't watch the ball. They'd make a great comedy duo.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

No. Literally, no. I honestly cannot imagine that.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I loved the shock when they heard the caller had a DUI.

"Come on out to our next Who Needs 2 Tavern Tour in Oswego brought to you by Bud Light, Martin Nissan, State Farm Auto Insurance, United Healthcare, David Spada, Chico's Bail Bonds and Vaseline."

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

The point is, how do they think people are getting home from a BUD LIGHT remote in Johnsburg? There aren't a whole lot of cabs running around Bull Valley.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

What didn't they say?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don